My friend JD Vance has never cuddled a couch. (lemmy.world)
It’s not true, folks. The lying liberal media wants you to think he’d shag a settee. That he’d bone a book stand. That he’s creamied on the credenza....
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It just does. (lemmy.world)
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Povertymaxxed and bolognapilled (lemmy.today)
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Don't. (lemmy.world)
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She thirsty, not hungry (lemmy.world)
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Life pro tip: Maybe give her some pointers if it's her first blow job. (lemmy.world)
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What are your plans for when the Milky Way galaxy collides with Andromeda?
I guess that yellow part is where 'destroy your furniture' is located. (lemmy.world)
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Roland secured his legacy (lemmy.world)
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And please write your apology as detailed as possible at the prompt. (lemmy.world)
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we are in dire need of new memes to criticize maoists (lemmy.cafe)
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He may try to sleep with you (lemmy.world)
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HOAs suck (slrpnk.net)
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So sweet (lemmy.world)
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Cheesing it up (slrpnk.net)
farmlinkproject.org/…/cheese-caves-and-food-surpl…
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Art posting (lemmy.world)
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And so he spake unto them (files.catbox.moe)
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It's the place to go if (lemmy.world)
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Eclipse advice for those in their 40s and 50s. (lemmy.world)
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Whoops (sh.itjust.works)
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Who made more money with it, him or Prince? (lemmy.world)
Apologies for the stupid and unnecessary censoring. I didn’t make this.
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enjoy (sh.itjust.works)
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Oopa loomp doopity don't. She should better choices but probably won't (lemmy.world)
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The Cox-Zucker Machine (lemmy.world)
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