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moistclump ,

Still more useful than the Christian churches advice. Having natural sexual urges? Have you tried just not? Or a lifetime of guilt?

I’d take Graham crackers any day.

Telodzrum ,

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sylvester_Graham

seitanic ,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I heard that the modern graham cracker is so decadent that Sylvester Graham would be scandalized.

solstice ,

I remember looking up “things to do instead of drugs” on some anti drug website once back in high school. Pretty much all of the suggestions had to do with playing in snow. We lived in the tropics with zero snow. So we bought an eight ball and went skiing instead.

JCreazy ,

Now I want s’mores

whoisearth ,
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

Ah fuck. Now i do too.

Sabre363 ,

The Catholics and politicians are gonna need a lot of graham crackers

stevedidWHAT ,
@stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t forget the priests

SharkEatingBreakfast ,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

Some of y’all need to eat a whole sleeve of them. Y’all nasty.

NataliePortland ,
@NataliePortland@lemmy.ca avatar

Thank you Dr Kellogg

Endorkend ,
@Endorkend@kbin.social avatar

I saw a documentary about Kellogg a while back.

That man had issues.

MelodiousFunk ,
@MelodiousFunk@kbin.social avatar

Nothing some good wholesome grains couldn't cure suppress.

21Cabbage ,

And a yogurt enema, of course.

RizzRustbolt ,

Who’s worse: Kellogg or the Oneidas?

wurosh ,

Given his theories I’m convinced the man had some sort of food/gainer fetish he didn’t know how to deal with

paddirn ,

Oh wow, that worked. I got a bonus glazed cracker out of the whole deal too. Win-Win.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Oops. I accidently added marshmallow and chocolate and now I am even hornier.

JoMomma ,

Eat more crackers… RTFM

shootwhatsmyname ,
@shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee avatar

no longer unwanted, now you want s’more

Bishma ,
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

What’s Wrong Philouza? Too Many of Mr Graham’s Crackers?

RizzRustbolt ,

Not one of their best.

prole ,

Oh wow, deep cut lol

Bishma ,
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

It was the first thing to pop into my head. Most of my cultural references are from the 90s, it seems.

slazer2au ,

Let’s not forget corn flakes and granola.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Corn flakes and granola? Sounds awful. One or the other please.

21Cabbage ,

Big note, Kellogg himself was extremely insistent that neither should be sweetened. Old school American fundamentalism, the kind of shit that got the puritans kicked out of Europe.

frogfruit ,

I wish it wasn’t so difficult to find unsweetened cereal nowadays

prole ,

Kellogg was extremely insistent about a lot of things lol

shootwhatsmyname ,
@shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee avatar

You disrespectin my Honey Bunches of Oats?

balderdash9 ,

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/ca7ad29d-652d-45fa-b576-fe3602fb04c1.webp

peopleproblems ,

How the fuck did I never see this possibility? He’d totally be the character tempted with it too.

iHUNTcriminals ,

Tell that one to limp bizket

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