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notsofunnycomment ,
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Plus, for some time we will be able to drink from the oceans.

BallsandBayonets ,

Get the gold, use a few flakes from one of the gold bars to fill a hula hoop with salt, spend the other trillions of dollars on normal rich villain shit.

9point6 ,

And get great abs whilst doing it

wiccan2 ,

This reminds me of that scene in one of the Pirates of the Carribbean movies where Davey Jones has to stand in a bucket of water to go on land for a meeting.

MrJameGumb ,
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The human race then perishes from starvation shortly after due to no one wanting to eat bland salt free food

Zorsith ,
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There’s plenty of non-ocean salt, it’s just sea salt is stupidly easy to get

queermunist , (edited )
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

Ah, but our spirits are bound to Earth by the salt, so the human race just becomes a ghost race.

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Isn’t demon come from earth core

_Sprite ,
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Anon gets snatched by the ankles beneath the earth’s crust and gets jumped for eternity

BodilessGaze ,

I can’t think of any possible problem with this. It’s flawless. Kudos to anon for discovering such a bulletproof plan.

yokonzo ,

Except if the original idea of the location of hell ( the demons home) applies. In which case OP better get off world quickly or else he’s trapped with a demon

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