There have been multiple accounts created with the sole purpose of posting advertisement posts or replies containing unsolicited advertising.

Accounts which solely post advertisements, or persistently post them may be terminated.

Fizz ,
@Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

Everything seems crazy when you think a man in the sky created the world.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

If the questions are insane, the answers don’t matter

Redredme ,

No no no, you just don’t understand it.

God moves in mysterious ways.

Just ask job.

itsgroundhogdayagain ,

Good point about teeth but what about cancer?

PunnyName ,

“lol, I’m gonna kill so many kids!”

ggppjj ,

You know what it is?

The “infinite growth” wire was incorrectly attached to the “various cells” port instead of “teeth”.

Classic mistake.

GregorGizeh ,

Well can they fucking fix it already, not that hard to push a hotfix every millennium or so

superkret ,

Anon never brushed his teeth and now they’re falling out.

empireOfLove2 ,
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Or he brushed his teeth but continued to consume copious amounts of mountain dew and coke. Doesn’t matter how much you brush, tons of soft drinks will still destroy your enamel.

PunnyName ,

You can also over brush and ruin your enamel. Checkmate atheists!

bizarroland ,

Counterpoint, I drink over 2 l of soda a day almost every single day, I have not had a cavity in the last 7 years, and my enamel is amazing.

I said all of that to say there is a genetic factor to consider, and if you are having enamel issues because of sodas then you would have likely also had them because of tomatoes and other citrusy zesty and acidic foods.

You can't just blame the soda, although I will admit that I'm sure my teeth health would be better if I did not drink so much soda.

glimse ,

Brother, you gotta cool it with the sodies…

bizarroland ,

Why? Is there something to be concerned about?

Kecessa ,

That’s a fucking shit load of calories and stuff that just isn’t good for you, just the fact that it’s acidic will lead to gastric issues in the long run.

bizarroland ,

I drink diet soda. That way I don't have to worry about the calories.

Kecessa ,

Yeah, just about everything else

And also… Oops?

…clevelandclinic.org/3-reasons-you-should-kick-yo…

glimse ,

Sugar is bad for your body!

bizarroland ,

No sugar in diet soda my dude.

MrJameGumb OP ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

All that carbonation will eventually erode your esophagus

GBU_28 ,

The whole situation!

PenisDuckCuck9001 , (edited )

Meh, doing all the stuff you’re supposed to while being too poor to afford dental care will result in teeth eventually falling out anyway.

I’ve made it like 7 years so far but being as autistic and thorough as possible about tooth cleaning still doesn’t hold it forever. If you could figure out post-apocalyptic/extra-societal molar fillings you could maybe make it last forever. Build a meth lab and use it to make high fluoride “prescription” toothpaste instead of meth while you’re at it.

Kusimulkku ,

Man I love godjaks

ArbitraryValue ,

God’s favorite children are the rodents, whose teeth never stop growing. Amen!

silverdk ,

I have had this thought with less tism multiple times tbh

TallonMetroid ,
@TallonMetroid@lemmy.world avatar

No, see. Tooth decay, like carnivorousness, only began after Adam and Eve got expelled from Eden. Prior to that, everything existed in harmony sustained on thoughts and prayers.

RadicalEagle ,

No, see. Tooth decay, carnivorousness, and everything else were seen as neither good nor bad until Adam and Eve ate the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil and gained consciousness. Prior to that, everything was still absolute chaos, but without a knowledge of good and evil there was no way to make value judgements.

Things are the same as they’ve always been. The only thing that has changed is your perception.

idiomaddict ,

giphy.com/gifs/GMq4TbtNwu2yc

itsgroundhogdayagain ,

Rib girl doesn’t have teeth. She’s just rib.

captainlezbian ,

Ah yes pre Cambrian life

spicytuna62 ,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

I present: my favorite anti-intelligent design video

youtu.be/4_G9awnDCmg

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • •
  • random
  • [email protected]
  • lifeLocal
  • goranko
  • All magazines
    •