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Gradually_Adjusting ,
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7 insane assumptions

Has anyone noticed how crazy I am?

Tar_alcaran ,

Plenty of straight men prefer cats too.

Obviously cats are better

Kiosade ,

Cats are conflicting for me. They can be cute, but I hate when they try to walk on me. Because I know if I try to move them they’ll probably scratch me. And that’s no bueno to me, just makes me anxious as fuck when they walk my way while i’m sitting on a couch trying to relax.

Zorsith ,
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Dogs are too energetic and overstimulating for me to be around. I’m fairly allergic to them as well, so I have a decent excuse for the people who insist their dog will be perfectly well-behaved and calm (they weren’t).

audiomodder ,

Enby who prefers dogs here. I guess I break things?

pennomi ,

I’m sorry, there’s a greentext on the internet that disagrees with you. You are a cat person now.

audiomodder ,

There’s a difference between a cat person and a catperson. I am definitely the latter.

odium ,

What do bisexuals and asexuals prefer? Both or neither? And bold of you to assume straight women prefer cats. Ik way more straight women who prefer dogs than cats.

Makeshift ,

Sexuality is “no” here: Cats.

morphballganon ,

Dogs are subservient. Cats are independent.

A person who prefers dogs might be someone who feels the need to exert control as a means of feeling in control themselves. OR they might simply be allergic to cats.

This isn’t a male-specific thing. Think of Karen with her purse-dwelling toy chihuahua mix with severe anxiety and multiple chronic disorders.

Omega_Man ,

I like dogs because dogs like me.

leftzero ,

Dogs can’t help but like you, no matter how you treat them.

Getting a cat to like you, now, that’s something you can be proud of.

extremeboredom ,

Honestly, fuck this assertion that you can somehow infer a person’s motivations and morals from what kind of pet companion they prefer. I’ve legit seen it argued that if you like dogs and don’t like cats, you’re “probably a rapist” because you “can’t understand consent.”

I enjoy cats. I don’t prefer to own one. Am I a monster because of this? How about, I just love my dog?

sirico ,
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We’re through the looking glass here people

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