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unreachable ,
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Kolanaki ,
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rockerface ,

The Japanese guys probably did hear the boss music start at that point

MeatPilot ,
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Hmm 6’4", 210lb, bright red hair. Could it be? https://i.imgur.com/73xm3GY.gif

MeDuViNoX ,
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Evil_Shrubbery , (edited )

As I’m finishing 3 Japanese guys

Boxscape , (edited )
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As I’m finishing 3 Japanese guys come

victorz ,

Gotta use a comma sometimes, ffs.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Otherwise you get dictator strippers.

victorz ,

This seems like a good reference that I’d love to be in on, lol.

gofsckyourself ,

So… Did he wipe first, skip wiping, or skip the pants all together?

rustyfish ,
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The latter makes it way more effective. Nothing says “IT’S ON NOW!” more than exploding into a room with 3 dudes having your dangly bits flopping around.

SlopppyEngineer ,

Depends on what’s flopping: youtu.be/Z_WEP9ZkpS4

NakariLexfortaine ,

Always be prepared with your Lance of Shortinus.

AI_toothbrush ,

“As im finishing” so he prob already wiped

Kolanaki ,
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Whoa, chill dude. He was just helping you shit by scaring it out of you.

AI_toothbrush ,

Tbf this probably happened irl at least once

tfw_no_toiletpaper ,

Who tf drew that image

notaviking ,

Hiroya Oku, and it is from a manga called Gigant. This is the same guy who made Gantz

notaviking ,

Just don’t look to much into the ages of the characters

boatsnhos931 ,

I thought this was about to involve octopus penis going in everyone’s butt

Atomic ,

I was in the UK, watching a football game between my country and England in a pub with an English friend. I had a team shirt on. It was a good game, a close game, in the last few minutes we lost and England won.

I Shake some hands and go to the bathroom. I have to shit, go to a stall, and just as I’m about to close someone pushes the door open, forcing themselves in. Life is flashing before My eyes, my entire body shakes from all the adrenaline now pumping, I’m ready to fight or die trying.

He says (drunk off his mind) “YOU STOOD UP DURING YOUR ANTHEM! I RESPECT THAT! GOOD GAME!! GOOD GAME!!” as he reaches to shake my hand and pat my arm, “yeah man good game, sorry but I need to shit mate”

I thought I was about to die, stabbed and beat to death in a toilet. When it was just a drink Britt trying to be nice.

I’ve never been so happy that my country lost a game as that night (Mt shirt also bought me a lot of beers, felt like I needed them after thinking I was about to die)

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