Top 100 from Quote Database Home (web.archive.org)
Thought I’d share this beautiful source of hilariousness! These are quotes/discussions from IRC, saved for a reason. Worth checking out if you need cheering up....
The one person allowed to yell in the movie theater (lemmy.world)
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Combined with no eye contact and a slow head shaking (lemmy.world)
Sorry Mrs. Johansson
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How could we be so blind (sh.itjust.works)
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Probably should've invested in some anti-virus program ... (lemmy.world)
The early days of downloading were a fun time
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No bouncer at this club (lemmy.world)
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Hilarious or insane? You decide. (lemmy.world)
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Stealth build (lemmy.world)
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Gottem (lemmy.world)
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Random poetry in my feed. (lemmy.world)
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Wife just gave birth, this is my life now (lemmy.world)
Still love this baby though
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Now all we need is a drink pairing guide (sopuli.xyz)
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…waited all year… (i.imgur.com)
Once you commit there is no going back (i0.wp.com)
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Be safe out there (lemmy.world)
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HALP. (lemmy.world)
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Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man (lemmy.world)
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Good luck spelling it (sh.itjust.works)
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They need to make that a standard option (sh.itjust.works)
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Back to the grind (lemmy.world)
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9:20AM...Oh Dear God (lemmy.world)
There was a reason I wasn’t called to work this morning. Someone up there just knew…
Postal issue by ZeTrystan (files.catbox.moe)
Source: www.deviantart.com/…/Postal-issues-901321691
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Every hotel bar ever (files.catbox.moe)
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Hobbes (sopuli.xyz)
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