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Thought I’d share this beautiful source of hilariousness! These are quotes/discussions from IRC, saved for a reason. Worth checking out if you need cheering up.

Here’s one of my favs from the list:

<span style="color:#323232;">#104383 +(16153)- [X]
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</span><span style="color:#323232;">bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
</span><span style="color:#323232;">BritneySpears14: Aight.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">bloodninja: Me too baby.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">BritneySpears14: Hey...
</span><span style="color:#323232;">bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">bloodninja: Baby?
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</span><span style="color:#323232;">BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
</span><span style="color:#323232;">eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">eminemBNJA: Oh ****
</span><span style="color:#323232;">BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">eminemBNJA: Oh ****
</span><span style="color:#323232;">eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
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