Captain Peacock, have you seen my pussy? (b.l3n.co)
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I used to spray my kitchen tops and scrub like a madman only for nothing to happen. It was about as effective as water....
The cost of living, cold weather and a surplus of holiday lets have hit rental property owners in both cities and the seaside
I’ll go first: “cumming in your ears!”
I’ve got two kids and it feels like at least two of the four of us has had a cold going back to mid-december....
I’ll kick us off I guess....
I bite off the top and scoop the inside out with my tongue like some sort of a filthy chocolate pervert....
…how bloody old are you?
Rate my platered Leicester and cheddar on toast with an excessive amount of branston pickle on the side
I was inspired by the raw beauty of the famous renaissance photo. Do you recognise which?
8 year old me walking around with a collection of Shag Bands on my wrist. No idea what shagging was, but apparently I’d done a lot of it.
I’m American, but my mom is a Geordie. We always visited my aunt when we went to England and i thought her living right next to a castle was the coolest thing ever.
I don’t like gravel. That’s it....
I’m generally ok with the music that’s on it, but the presenters man....
I took a different route to usual up to The Carriageway above Rothbury, Northumberland in the UK. The area of Rothbury below is called Pondicherry though I don’t know how it came to be named after the Indian city....
A serving is 40g. That was about 2 tablespoons so I put more in....
I had to go to a supermarket in Alnwick, but the weather was so nice I decided to go for a walk first. As I only had trainers on I decided walk in Hulne park, as most of the tracks are paved....
And it’s been rubbish so far....
I had a car insurance renewal quote that had a 110% increase since last year. That’s more than doubled with no claims, accidents, or points....