Must be taking a break from the next Avatar film... (startrek.website)
Never change, Guardian
its pronounced ‘you twat’ (feddit.uk)
funny
its October 24th I've already eaten my way through 3 boxes of Mince Pies.
Who wants one? Sainsbury’s own brand only I’m afraid. Cost of living and all that.
We need to start talking about how important the ECHR is
As I’ve said in the title, the ECHR is hugely important, from the right to an education to the right to vote, human rights protect a large variety of aspects of our lives. The idea that we could lose these rights due to “boat people”, is terrifying. We need to start talking about how valuable these rights are, and start...
2 issues with this (www.bmstores.co.uk)
12 days - ill be needing the full calender...
You know it to be true (lemmy.world)
Rewilding Project: Step 1 - dig a pond (feddit.uk)
Needed some positivity in life, so just upped and decided to rewild our front garden....
RIP summer
Look, I know the forecast was for Saturday to be the last hot day of the year, but I thought we might have a few days of grey before the start of all-out autumn rainstorms.
Second chocolate bar discontinued by Nestle following Caramac axe (www.independent.co.uk)
Nestlé has announced the discontinuation of a second chocolate bar just hours after chocolate fans were told the iconic Caramac bar was being axed....
This should be a national sport [Video 9:42] (youtu.be)
A very surreal post - A funeral director does an obituary post on the business owner. (feddit.uk)
People 'scared' after discovering what doner kebabs are actually made of (www.mirror.co.uk)
In an episode of Food Unwrapped, TV presenter and farmer Jimmy Doherty paid for kebabs from nine different takeaways and delivered them to forensic scientist Paul Hancock to find out what was really in them. And the results were surprising....
Alan Partridge commentates the Coronation (onion.tube)
The full commentary track is here. Looks like the Beeb slap down anyone trying to sync the whole footage, hence the YouTube Short. Here’s another bit from them leaving the palace.
What's for breakfast?
I’m a simple man....
What's the point of the Cadbury's Flake when the Cadbury's Twirl exist?
And where does the Galaxy Ripple fit into this hellscape.
The funniest joke at the Fringe? Don’t make me laugh! (www.independent.co.uk)
The Funniest Joke of the Fringe award, now in its 14th year, is presented annually to a quip or one-liner deemed most hilarious by a panel of judges and a public vote. This year’s winner was comedian Lorna Rose Treen, who captured 44 per cent of the vote with this gem:...
its 2023 and video games still cant do faces or human motion in game. What other tech let downs are passed off as tech wonder? (feddit.uk)
it still all looks as good as goldeneye, and gameplay is not much more exciting than mario kart. although playing both original versions is a little depressing.
It's the weeeekend! What are your plans?
Got any plans this weekend? Going away for a nice long weekend? Staying in and gaming for two days straight? Celebrating your divorce? We want to hear it 😎...
Caramac bars axed as fans heartbroken over discontinuation of much-loved chocolate (www.independent.co.uk)
Forget all that Fourth Horseman malarkey in the rest of the world, here’s the real news:...
I've a confession to make.....I really enjoy Alan Carr's new quiz show.
Picture Slam. It’s objectively awful TV, and I’ve never been a big fan of Carr … but in my current state of constant exhaustion and unending misery I find it almost calming.
CityFibre with Yayzi, £29pm for 1gb! Success
Finally off Virgin Media and their bloody price rises.
Zen Motoring does a great tour of Glastonbury Festival (youtu.be)
question: if the opposite of hearing is deaf and sight is blind, what is the word for the opposite of smell?
no, Belf is not a word
The British Dream 🇬🇧 [video 1:08] (youtu.be)
Oh yes, my cupboard will be the finest cupboard this side of the alps (www.bigdug.co.uk)
Is there some kind of club I can join? I’ll have bins for the sellotapes, I’ll have bins for the plyers and the additional plyers. I’ll have a pot for the adjustable arm, and somewhere to put the unfeasibly small bags of ikea spare screws contained 1 or 2 small plastic fittings....
