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craigevil ,
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the extinction of mankind

Name ,

I’d wish for the absence of discrimination

eluvatar ,

Good bye spam blocking

Estiar ,

You’ve gotten a bad date for the last eighteen dates because you can’t discriminate between people.

Name ,

Why though? Preferences would still stand but you wouldn’t discard people based on prejudice :D

AphoticDev ,
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As an American, one of the most positive things that could happen to the world is the abolishment of the United States as a government. We’re directly or indirectly responsible for most of the ethnic cleansing that has gone on the last several decades.

oxjox ,
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Is this retroactive?

Estiar ,

What would you replace it with?

GrappleHat ,
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Advertising is illegal

SnipingNinja ,

Unless we’re still getting free access to all the services which use advertising to offset the costs, this is a terrible idea as people rely on some of those services

Abolish share based profits instead, if not capitalism, might be a better solution towards that goal

oxjox ,
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Might as well take it a step further and criminalize capitalism.

Coskii , (edited )
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Every child born has a flat increase of 0.0005% higher IQ, and is also 0.0003% more altruistic.

I really should have done the math ahead of time. That’d mean an increase of like 70k IQ per year.

Trollivier ,

Make sure whatever people do for work brings them enough money to live. So, have people work doing what they love.

corsicanguppy ,

To take a human life, no matter how, you sacrifice your own life as well.

kent_eh ,

That would end war pretty effectively.

snek_boi ,

Metacognition becomes routine for humans. We are able to better de-fuse from our thoughts, and recognize them not as reality but as thoughts about reality.

the_third ,

This is the most interesting answer here so far. That’s something I’m currently working on, or at least trying to work on. Sometimes I’ll notice how my view on a thing changes completely without the thing itself changing or the circumstances changing. Just my mood and how I generally feel at the moment. That worries me, because it makes me trust my “gut feeling” about things less and less if it happens too often.

jackpot ,
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whats that

snek_boi ,

We all have thoughts in our head. They are the lenses through which we see reality.

Sometimes, we are aware of that. For example, we may realize we’re being prejudiced or that we’re being cranky because of our mood.

However, this uses up a lot of energy; our frontal lobe is very energy-hungry. So we spend most of the time thinking habitual thoughts and following habitual behaviors. We don’t realize we’re looking at reality through a lens. We assume we are simply looking at reality.

What I am wishing for is for people to constantly be aware that the way they are looking at reality depends on the lenses they have learned and habitually use.

Adalast ,

The conservative ideology to include a prevalence of rational discourse and a functional sense of cognitive dissonance. Am I allowed to wish for that? Let’s make it permentant.

spauldo ,

Everyone is gifted with the ability to control their own fertility. You’re only fertile if you want to be. The only chance for pregnancy to occur is if both partners want it to.

I imagine that would cause a severe population decline, and I’m fine with that. There’s too many humans on this planet already.

SnipingNinja ,

This I like

Thisfox ,

Eplosions just… don’t.

Guns cannot fire, bombs no longer boom, backfiring cars and fireworks don’t make that noise.

People have to resort to hand-killing their enemies, not strafing children and saying their parents deserved it or something.

It won’t solve world problems, but it is a start.

DirigibleProtein ,

Also internal combustion engines won’t.

Thisfox ,

I actually never said that. I said backfiring cars. You are changing my words to fit physics, instead of looking at a genie wish being magical. But okay, if we change my request to fit that all, not just loud and explosive dangerous explosions, but all explosions including the internal combustion cars don’t work, then I guess we go electric engines.

But I figure I just meant what I said, I guess you are in charge of monkey paws?

DirigibleProtein ,

Sorry I offended you. What are monkey paws?

Thisfox ,

The original Monkey Paw is a story where people get wishes while holding a mummified hand. It counts down remaining wishes with its fingers. But every wish gives the result asked for, but doesn’t fulfil the spirit of the sish, just a literal truth and a nice large handful of bad luck to go with.

For example, you wish for millions if dollars. The finger folds… And a loved one dies, leaving you with a massive insurance policy payout. You get the money but are massively bereaved and you are the killer!

These days a monkey paw is often thought of as someone who gives whilst taking away, but any granting of a wish while ruining the spirit of the idea qualifies. Like deciding I wasn’t specific enough about my explosion damper, and taking out internal combustion cars, and even the sun, with the same hand as removing bombs…

snek_boi ,

Could this backfire? Like, sure, no combustion engines, but that would be solved in the long run with electricity. But are there things I’m forgetting that would be critical? Like a chemical process for critical chemicals that requires explosions or something like that.

Adalast ,

Resource mining, large structure demolitions, SFX pyrotechnics for film, television, and stage. Exploratory and scientific rocketry, rescue flares, backup generators, trains, industrial diamonds like the ones on diamond-tipped tools.

Essentially what this guy wished for was a full arrest on rapid exothermic reactions which are used in many manufacturing processes, scientific experiments, and life. Hell, I just checked and technically the process that causes things to explode is roughly the same one used by our cells to process ATP into energy for the persistence of our life (and most other non-fungal and non-plant life).

saigot ,

I don’t think the world would be better off without the giant explosion we call the sun.

Name ,

Bye bye rockets and space exploration!

BoringHusband ,

Inherent self interest disappears. People work for the greater good.

Marin_Rider ,

would need to be more specific, plenty of evil organisations believe they are working for the greater good (ISIS, Nazis etc)

Mrs_deWinter ,

Psychologically that would be a desaster. People would wear themselves out in an instant, and in 6 months top we’d have a world population suffering from clinical depression.

Shurf116 ,

Not a very small thing maybe, but: All people gain ability to instantly recognise bullshit (at work, in media, interpersonal relationships, etc)

Dark_Arc ,
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I’m not sure this would be a positive. I think there are a lot of pleasantries we afford each other to deescalate a situation.

Shurf116 , (edited )

I mean, we kinda see it anyway when people are lying a bit just to be polite, and I wouldn’t be mad about it. But that’s not what I was talking about.

What I really meant is the ability to see malicious lies, the ones designed to take advantage of us. This would be really OP, i think xD. I apologize for the misunderstanding, english is not my 1st language.

Dark_Arc ,
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Fair, you’ve got to be careful with those genies though, if your wish isn’t carefully crafted they’ll happily use it against you 😉

Shurf116 ,

Oh heck i didn’t think about that… 😱 Thx for the reminder :D

starlord ,

Compassion

UlyssesT ,

A catastrophically funny incident happening at the next Davos.

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