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Xttweaponttx ,

OK but hold on - are we not gonna talk about friggin doritos in unsalted butter???

Risk OP ,

Shh, I have successfully distracted the masses.

Saigonauticon ,

I cram study science or engineering.

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

I like to fart on the children having temper tantrums at Walmart.

Risk OP ,

Is that socially unacceptable? Oops.

jbk ,

From time to time pure cornflakes (just those tiny “chips” from corn) without any milk. Also soft bread.

Risk OP ,

Soft bread is socially unacceptable?

Also, dry cereal tends to be a pretty common snack, I’d wager.

jbk ,

I meant soft bread on its own idk

BonesOfTheMoon ,

Melted butter or solid?

Mine is frozen strawberries dipped in icing sugar.

Risk OP ,

Solid, baby.

Yours sounds good.

BonesOfTheMoon ,

What do you do when the butter is cold and the chips can’t scrape it up? These are the things I think about.

Risk OP ,

The chip breaks in the butter, I cry out, and grab a bigger chip to scrape up the crumbs.

BonesOfTheMoon ,

I like you.

Risk OP ,

We’re snack siblings now.

BonesOfTheMoon ,

Have you ever tried Frank’s hot sauce on saltines? That’s delicious.

Risk OP ,

No I have not. Is that a North American thing?

BonesOfTheMoon ,

It’s a me thing lol.

FluffyPotato ,

Macaroni with enough Heinz ketchup to question your sanity and a glass of milk.

It’s also my hangover cure.

mvirts ,

Yummm. Lol mine is mozzarella with salt and vinegar chips

Cysioland ,
@Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Disco polo music. In Poland, it’s seen as “lower class music” and is supposed to be enjoyed only ironically or at wedding parties.

mods_are_assholes ,

I like arguing with idiots on the internet.

JackFrostNCola ,

No you dont

mods_are_assholes ,

… you aren’t an idiot. And purposefully screwing up the apostrophe isn’t going to fool me.

demonen ,
@demonen@lemmy.ml avatar

Trolling is a art.

MummifiedClient5000 ,

It is pronounced “apostrophe”.

mods_are_assholes ,

I’m originally from the South, where it is officially pronounced ‘Apawstrohfee’, thank you. Respect my heritage.

Laser ,
OurToothbrush ,

Marxist organizating and running a political education program. I swear to God I’m going to (redacted) when we have the resources to expand into adult literacy.

And slutting about I suppose.

hardcoreufo ,

36 year old and still sleep with stuffed animals. I’ve had them for 30 years and just honestly sleep better with them than a pillow. They are a stuffed wolf named timber and a stuffed dog named woofles.

I think only the real dog judges me, but that’s cause she’s a jealous bitch.

Risk OP ,

Maybe if the real dog wanted the snuggles she shouldn’t wriggle so much.

3volver ,

In an overly consumerist late-stage capitalistic society, my socially unacceptable guilty indulgence is minimalism.

Zink ,

Along similar lines, I think one of mine has become resisting our cultural expectation of constant growth in all areas possible.

Carter is an obvious one. I like my job and it makes my day more pleasant than past jobs have. The pay is good. I don’t need to painstakingly plan a path to be the manger then the director then the VP, just to spend more of my life working.

I have big plans for the future of the koi pond in my back yard though. The more of my life I spend working on that thing, the better my life seems to get.

(The things that matter or don’t matter are inherently personal - I’m not trying to insult anybody who gets genuine thrill and fulfillment from kicking ass at work constantly. )

LittleBorat2 ,

That’s “my only weakness is I work too hard” kind of stuff.

Duamerthrax ,

oh god, the reactions I get when I’d rather repair a thing for the same cost as buying the same thing. It even happens when fixing the thing is cheaper.

Saigonauticon ,

I get this. I’m the director of a small tech company, market forces demand that I just do more work instead, but sometimes some trivial 2$ device breaks and it personally offends me.

So I re-engineer it so it’s rated for 100+ years or whatever. I get the boards made in the factory, assemble with hot-air rework, and write the firmware myself. Sometimes it costs me a week, but it produces the things I’m most happy with.

Clients just want cheap stuff done poorly by tomorrow. If you want art, you’ve got to be your own customer :(

Agent641 ,

Skinning landlords to make tents for the homeless

CptInsane0 ,

Eating lunch or going to a movie by myself. Traveling alone and not having to really talk. I like doing those things with my wife or friends too, but not having to worry about anyone or anything else for a bit is great.

JudahBenHur ,

I’m not sure eating lunch or going to a film on your own is socially unacceptable. People judge things to make themselves feel better, but I go to lunch on my own on a friday every week cause I’m in a certain part of the city on that day. Films here and there, also- wife and I just saw Oppenheimer last week and someone was there on his own in the row in front of us. I yelled looooooser and threw popcorn at him and when he looked back with tears in his eyes I tongue kissed my wife while making eye contact with him and giving him the finger, then said “you’ll die alone haha”. That part probably invalidates the previous part of my post now that I think about it, but I think lunch is ok.

No1 ,
@No1@aussie.zone avatar

Enjoying being alone?

MystikIncarnate ,

Heathen.

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