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ripcord ,
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Camels -> giraffes

bitwolf ,

Salamander -> Turtle -> Seaturtle

Duck -> Flamingo -> Ostriche

Pidgeon -> Parrot -> Turkey

Hamster -> Ferret -> Prairie Dog

Chameleon -> Komodo Dragon -> Alligator

Mosquito -> Anteater -> Elephant

Anchovies -> Salmon -> Dolphin

Fox -> Wolf -> Bear

Cat -> Cheetah -> Mountain Lion -> Tiger

Worm -> Eel -> Snake -> Anaconda

EpeeGnome ,

Pidgeon -> Parrot -> Turkey

I think it would be Pigeon -> Parrot -> Pheasant -> Peacock, but then I don’t know a lot about Pokemon.

Lesrid ,

Mosquito

I see what you did there.

Luminocta ,

Duck-goose-swan imo…

Mango ,

Elon musk > chimpanzees > humans

Resol ,
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Llama > Alpaca > Camel

That one is kinda dumb but it’s all I can think of right now.

bequirtle ,

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  • Resol ,
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    Thanks for fixing it for me. :)

    Wait, what would it look like with 3 humps?

    clay_pidgin ,

    Bump! Bump! Bump! Did you ever ride a Wump? We have a Wump with just one hump. But we know a man called Mr. Gump. Mr. Gump has a seven hump Wump So… if you like to go Bump! Bump! just jump on the hump of a Wump of Gump.

    Resol ,
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    Welcome to rhyme town, everyone.

    FireWire400 ,
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    Kiwi > Emu > Cassowary

    Urist ,
    @Urist@lemmy.ml avatar

    Leeches -> businessmen

    rmuk ,

    Landlords > Leeches

    Omega_Haxors , (edited )

    Leechalot -> Landlawd -> Ceeyeeo

    Here’s another one: Contractworka -> Fulltyme -> Letgoh

    hperrin ,

    Beetle -> slightly bigger beetle -> slightly bigger beetle

    rmuk ,

    -> Paul Harrison -> John Lennon

    DemBoSain ,
    @DemBoSain@midwest.social avatar

    Duck --> Crocoduck --> Crocodile

    mindbleach ,

    Remember when creationism was the dumbest thing on the internet?

    Wasn’t that nice?

    swab148 ,
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    Monkey > Great Ape > Human

    Chozo ,

    Goldfish > Swordfish > Megalodon

    pjwestin ,
    @pjwestin@lemmy.world avatar

    Anole > Iguana > Alligator

    Mouse > Rat > Opossum

    Armadillo > Pangolin

    shinigamiookamiryuu ,

    Waterbug -> Cricket -> Locust

    Fun fact actually, crickets already evolve into locusts in the actual animal kingdom

    ripcord ,
    @ripcord@lemmy.world avatar

    Fun fact actually, crickets already evolve into locusts

    No they don’t. Are you thinking of grasshoppers, maybe? Although that’s not exactly true either.

    shinigamiookamiryuu ,

    Yes, sorry. But yeah, a grasshopper will, during a fertility shortage, go through a transformation and seek out a swarm of its brethren, forming what we call locusts.

    They say there used to be more locusts in the US and Mexico than there were in the Sahara, but that when the Gold Rush happened, so many people passed along where the grasshoppers lived that the necessary numbers needed to make locust swarms was reduced by the constant tramplings of passerbies.

    inlandempire ,
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    Here’s a freaky one : Jaguar > Cow > Giraffe

    FrickAndMortar ,

    Hmm… maybe Zebra > Okapi > Giraffe?

    mindbleach ,

    “Why does this Cow know Slash?”

    “… why does this Giraffe know Milk Drink?!”

    smuuthbrane ,
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    Weasel to ferret to mink.

    Pooptimist ,

    Chimp to Orang utan to gorilla

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