If the real world worked like Pokémon, what animal would evolve into what animal?

intensely_human , 5 months ago

Mouse would evolve to cat, cat to dog

MrFunnyMoustache , 5 months ago

Orangutan to Trump, though I sometimes can’t tell them apart…

mindbleach , 5 months ago

Pheasant evolves into Peacock or Turkey depending on evolution stone.

Omega_Haxors , 5 months ago

Single scoop ice cream to double scoop ice cream to triple scoop ice cream

…What do you mean that’s already a pokemon evolution??

cordlesslamp , 5 months ago

Wait, for real?

Edit: fucking hell it’s true. And its name is fucking Vanillite, smh. And I also see a whip cream pokemon, too. Why everyone still buying that shit is beyond me.

FireWire400 , 5 months ago

Kiwi > Emu > Cassowary

Resol , 5 months ago

Llama > Alpaca > Camel

That one is kinda dumb but it’s all I can think of right now.

bequirtle , 5 months ago

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Resol , 5 months ago

Thanks for fixing it for me. :)

Wait, what would it look like with 3 humps?

clay_pidgin , 5 months ago

Bump! Bump! Bump! Did you ever ride a Wump? We have a Wump with just one hump. But we know a man called Mr. Gump. Mr. Gump has a seven hump Wump So… if you like to go Bump! Bump! just jump on the hump of a Wump of Gump.

Resol , 5 months ago

Welcome to rhyme town, everyone.

Witchfire , 5 months ago

Pomeranian -> Shiba Inu -> Akita Inu (or maybe Malamute)

bitwolf , 5 months ago

Salamander -> Turtle -> Seaturtle

Duck -> Flamingo -> Ostriche

Pidgeon -> Parrot -> Turkey

Hamster -> Ferret -> Prairie Dog

Chameleon -> Komodo Dragon -> Alligator

Mosquito -> Anteater -> Elephant

Anchovies -> Salmon -> Dolphin

Fox -> Wolf -> Bear

Cat -> Cheetah -> Mountain Lion -> Tiger

Worm -> Eel -> Snake -> Anaconda

EpeeGnome , 5 months ago

Pidgeon -> Parrot -> Turkey

I think it would be Pigeon -> Parrot -> Pheasant -> Peacock, but then I don’t know a lot about Pokemon.

Lesrid , 5 months ago

Mosquito

I see what you did there.

Luminocta , 5 months ago

Duck-goose-swan imo…

Urist , 5 months ago

Leeches -> businessmen

rmuk , 5 months ago

Landlords > Leeches

Omega_Haxors , 5 months ago (edited 5 months ago)

Leechalot -> Landlawd -> Ceeyeeo

Here’s another one: Contractworka -> Fulltyme -> Letgoh

antlion , 5 months ago

Alpaca > Llama > Camel

Yeast > Mold > Brie Rind > Chanterelle

Algae > Fern > Sunflower > Eucalyptus Tree

Squirrel > Raccoon > Bear

Deer > Elk/Caribou > Moose

Cow > Yak > Bison

Magpie > Crow > Raven

Ant > Termite > Bee > Hornet

Tick > Spider > Crab

Fox > Coyote > Wolf

Pillbug > Horseshoe Crab > Armadillo

BlanK0 , 5 months ago

I think the biological evolution tree or whatever is the name would essentially showcase every evolution known so far 🤔🤔🤔

smileyhead , 5 months ago

Mankey -> NPC

smileyhead , 5 months ago

Monkey into NPC

Exec , 5 months ago

Domestic housecat -> all big cats (like Eevee)

flicker , 5 months ago

Now I want to go do an ask pokemon on “if your house cat or dog were an eevee, what would it evolve to?”

Resol , 5 months ago

Cheetah > Puma > Jaguar > Panther > Tiger > Leopard > Leopard (snow variant) > Lion > Lion (mountain variant) > Maverick-

Oh wait, that doesn’t work that way at all.

Exec , 5 months ago

Lion (mountain variant)

The thing you call a “mountain lion” over there in the US isn’t a lion. It’s a cougar.

Resol , 5 months ago

I am not from the US, but the reason why I called it a mountain Lion is because, these big cats are all macOS version names. That was the joke.

pjwestin , 5 months ago

Anole > Iguana > Alligator

Mouse > Rat > Opossum

Armadillo > Pangolin