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abominable_panda ,

Caterpillar > Cocoon > Butterfly / Moth

Wait…

Clbull ,

The moth transformation occurs when the cocoon is near a lamp.

intensely_human ,

Mouse would evolve to cat, cat to dog

Resol ,
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Llama > Alpaca > Camel

That one is kinda dumb but it’s all I can think of right now.

bequirtle ,

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    Resol ,
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    Thanks for fixing it for me. :)

    Wait, what would it look like with 3 humps?

    clay_pidgin ,

    Bump! Bump! Bump! Did you ever ride a Wump? We have a Wump with just one hump. But we know a man called Mr. Gump. Mr. Gump has a seven hump Wump So… if you like to go Bump! Bump! just jump on the hump of a Wump of Gump.

    Resol ,
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    Welcome to rhyme town, everyone.

    MrFunnyMoustache ,

    Orangutan to Trump, though I sometimes can’t tell them apart…

    mindbleach ,

    Pheasant evolves into Peacock or Turkey depending on evolution stone.

    inlandempire ,
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    Here’s a freaky one : Jaguar > Cow > Giraffe

    FrickAndMortar ,

    Hmm… maybe Zebra > Okapi > Giraffe?

    mindbleach ,

    “Why does this Cow know Slash?”

    “… why does this Giraffe know Milk Drink?!”

    DemBoSain ,
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    Duck --> Crocoduck --> Crocodile

    mindbleach ,

    Remember when creationism was the dumbest thing on the internet?

    Wasn’t that nice?

    Omega_Haxors ,

    Single scoop ice cream to double scoop ice cream to triple scoop ice cream

    …What do you mean that’s already a pokemon evolution??

    cordlesslamp ,

    Wait, for real?

    Edit: fucking hell it’s true. And its name is fucking Vanillite, smh. And I also see a whip cream pokemon, too. Why everyone still buying that shit is beyond me.

    bitwolf ,

    Salamander -> Turtle -> Seaturtle

    Duck -> Flamingo -> Ostriche

    Pidgeon -> Parrot -> Turkey

    Hamster -> Ferret -> Prairie Dog

    Chameleon -> Komodo Dragon -> Alligator

    Mosquito -> Anteater -> Elephant

    Anchovies -> Salmon -> Dolphin

    Fox -> Wolf -> Bear

    Cat -> Cheetah -> Mountain Lion -> Tiger

    Worm -> Eel -> Snake -> Anaconda

    EpeeGnome ,

    Pidgeon -> Parrot -> Turkey

    I think it would be Pigeon -> Parrot -> Pheasant -> Peacock, but then I don’t know a lot about Pokemon.

    Lesrid ,

    Mosquito

    I see what you did there.

    Luminocta ,

    Duck-goose-swan imo…

    TH1NKTHRICE ,

    Frog -> Gecko -> Bird

    Bonus - baby evolutionary form prior to frog: Axolotl

    (Hyperlinks to specific species)

    Gojimbo ,

    Axolotl > salamander > giant Salamander

    Urist ,
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    Leeches -> businessmen

    rmuk ,

    Landlords > Leeches

    Omega_Haxors , (edited )

    Leechalot -> Landlawd -> Ceeyeeo

    Here’s another one: Contractworka -> Fulltyme -> Letgoh

    SnokenKeekaGuard ,
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    Everything to crab

    FrickAndMortar ,

    This one’s my favorite!

    otter ,

    en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation

    Carcinisation (American English: carcinization) is a form of convergent evolution in which non-crab crustaceans evolve a crab-like body plan. The term was introduced into evolutionary biology by L. A. Borradaile, who described it as “the many attempts of Nature to evolve a crab”.

    Pretty neat

    HipsterTenZero ,
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    reject modernity, return to monkey. Reject monkey, advance to crab.

    Exec ,
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    Domestic housecat -> all big cats (like Eevee)

    flicker ,

    Now I want to go do an ask pokemon on “if your house cat or dog were an eevee, what would it evolve to?”

    Resol ,
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    Cheetah > Puma > Jaguar > Panther > Tiger > Leopard > Leopard (snow variant) > Lion > Lion (mountain variant) > Maverick-

    Oh wait, that doesn’t work that way at all.

    Exec ,
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    Lion (mountain variant)

    The thing you call a “mountain lion” over there in the US isn’t a lion. It’s a cougar.

    Resol ,
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    I am not from the US, but the reason why I called it a mountain Lion is because, these big cats are all macOS version names. That was the joke.

    FireWire400 ,
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    Kiwi > Emu > Cassowary

    Witchfire ,
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    Pomeranian -> Shiba Inu -> Akita Inu (or maybe Malamute)

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