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Numenor ,

They got their CEO to-go

z3rOR0ne ,

Well fuck you and your co² farting anus, Brian Niccol!

smokebuddy ,

I wonder what happened to all the Chipotle head office employees who had to relocate to be near this guy now that he bounced

painfulasterisk1 ,

I’m sorry, if you aren’t willing to relocate, you are not a good fit for the company.

I heard this in a job interview and the position was disclosed as remote.

Scolding7300 ,

I don’t understand why can’t the CEO be remote. They can buy all their important staff Apple Vision Pros if they’d like and it’ll still be cheaper than this

demizerone ,

I have to dry my clothes between 12am and 3pm and this m’fer gets to fly a jet to work. Private jets along with luxury yachts are things humanity shouldn’t have.

mavu ,

Calling it “supercommute” is such a stupid thing. It should be called “stupidcommute” or maybe “commoronute”.

Mr_Blott ,

Cuntycommuting

There ya go

thefartographer ,

This is it, y’all! This is the one.

No political messaging, no debatable tech contribution, no societal contribution, the company will be fine because they change CEOs like I change my underwear.

I think everyone can agree, this is the one we eat. It’s time to send a message and enjoy a damn fine meal.

assembly ,

The article says when he started at Chipotle they were headquartered in Denver but dickbag moved it to Newport Beach so it was closer. Guessing the same thing will happen to Starbucks. He will (randomly) decide that Newport Beach is a better location for a global coffee chain than Seattle.

nokturne213 ,

Was this the tiny portions chipotle ceo?

Blackout ,

Next time Starbucks does a greenwashing campaign just think of this asshole drinking champagne while commuting on a private jet.

tacticalsugar ,

Remember kids, climate change is your fault specifically, and only you can make things better by making your own life harder!

lolola ,
@lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Gosh. Thinking about all the time I wasted on the damn bus today made this sting more than usual.

Imgonnatrythis ,

I stopped using plastic straws at Starbucks. If enough of you join me we can compensate for an entire weeks worth of the carbon footprint of this very important man.

stoly ,

And here I was thinking naively that this was an opportunity for change.

bacon_saber ,

https://media.king5.com/assets/KING/images/28bc115f-840e-46b8-b361-c4eedd467e46/28bc115f-840e-46b8-b361-c4eedd467e46_750x422.jpg

some_guy ,

What an asshole.

Boozilla ,
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“I’m tall and have great hair, and I feel my thralls really need to see that.”

SpaceNoodle ,

I’m tall and have great hair. Am I supposed to have thralls?

bizzle ,
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Piece of shit, wow!

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