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Remotedeck , in But they don't know what baseball is?

If your curious about the rest of the blueprints

www.cygnus-x1.net/…/star-trek-blueprints.php

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I used to have them on paper. I got them at a convention decades ago.

pinkdrunkenelephants , in Go play with a cat somewhere

🤔 So like, what would stop some diplomat from just bringing a suitcase nuke with them when getting beamed on board, and setting it off?

LastYearsPumpkin ,

The transporter detects and disables weapons mid beam. In at least one episode, they held a diplomat in the buffer to ask what to do about their weapon.

pinkdrunkenelephants , (edited )

How the fuck is that even possible even by technobabble standards?

How would they differentiate a weapon from life-saving medical equipment, and why wouldn’t some evil villain capitalize on that fact?

Or just make the crew beam down on some planet for some meeting and nuke the meeting place?

Or just pack a ship full of antimatter and ram it into the Enterprise?

The whole way war is done in Star Trek is so fucking stupid 🤦

Stamets OP ,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar
  • The computer differentiates. Not sure why this is such a leap. The system is able to perfectly rebuild you because it analyzes you as you come in. It needs to know what to rebuild so it scans every part to rebuild. The system is able to tell between a tricorder and a phaser. There is no way for a villain to capitalize on this if they’re the one beaming onto any Starfleet ship because Starfleet is in control.
  • You could attack the away party and nuke the planet but it makes no sense to do so. Congrats. You’ve killed a couple people from the away team. The only thing you’ve done is guarantee you’ll be hunted down by Starfleet.
  • The deflector shields prevent ships from ramming ships. The shields prevent matter from entering.
  • Anti matter is insanely volatile and you’re not going to be able to casually pack the ship full of it
  • Ships have been used as suicide vessels that let their warp drive go critical. They’ve done this on ships in space as well as entering space stations cloaked and then detonating.
  • Nah, it is not “fucking stupid”.
pinkdrunkenelephants ,

See, that’s a logical and reasonable explanation and [email protected] ought to take lessons from you.

Nah, it is not “fucking stupid”

Ehh. I’m still not quite sold on that point, but I accept your explanations for the others.

Stamets OP ,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Yeah I’m just going to go ahead and block you. You come into a Star Trek community throwing a fit about Star Trek, insulting it all based off of your own complete ignorance on the situation, and then have the fucking nerve to insult everyone else?

Some repugnant ass behavior. I’m sorry to @LastYearsPumpkin. Just ignore this jerk.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

∆∆ Yeah, I figured they would react like that even with positive acknowledgement of anything logical they had to say, because surprise-surprise, they weren’t actually speaking in good faith, they were just angry someone pointed out plot holes in some dumb TV show that their own friend even acknowledged is just fiction and doesn’t matter.

You all are highly highly oversensitive and you need to grow up. If it’s just fiction don’t throw temper tantrums when people point out plot holes because you can’t tolerate any sort of criticism toward a TV show of all things.

LastYearsPumpkin ,

Even crazier, they can filter out disease in the transporter. That’s how they don’t bring plagues back onto the ship after going on away missions.

How do they tell what’s a natural microbiome vs. crazy alien bacteria? Who knows, it’s a fantasy space show. Just sit back and relax.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

That’s just a weak-ass cop-out and you and I know it.

Why even have plots if they have magic machines that can make any problem go away with arbitrary explanations of how they work that are neither consistent or logical within the rules of its universe?

It’s stupid. And I can bet you’re just going to respond “Well, I like it anyway so I don’t care” in which case why even bother responding?

ElBarto , in Go play with a cat somewhere
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

It wasn’t even for better coffee, just coffee.

bappity , in Go play with a cat somewhere
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

I wish we had a spin-off series of all the incorrectly reconstructed voyager tales from that future museum this would definitely be a scene LOL

Stamets OP ,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

We really would come to think of it.

What a great episode too. Loved seeing Evil Tuvok and by love I mean was scared shitless by seeing him smile.

https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/fffd71b1-630e-49f7-968b-faf4e11415c1.png

VindictiveJudge ,

Smiling Spock in SNW channels the same energy.

Stamets OP ,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

You’re not wrong. It’s cute but also deeply deeply wrong.

kamenLady ,
evdo , in me when I watch my past self die in front of me and have to replace him from a future that never was
@evdo@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I still think it’s wild how he died and we just have a different O’Brien for the rest of the series.

bappity OP ,
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

since he didn’t just disappear, the “future” him has to have been from a different universe and is probably presumed dead in that one

Disregard3145 ,

I don’t remember this, which episodes do I need to rewatch

thebardingreen ,
@thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz avatar

DS9 S3 Episode 17 “Visionary.”

Kolanaki , in Go play with a cat somewhere
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Widdle waser beams

Tischkante , in Go play with a cat somewhere

Lets beam some photon torpedoes into their crew quarters.

bappity ,
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

swap their coffee reserves for tri-cobalt devices

Itsamelemmy , in Living a better life than I am

I thought he wasn’t supposed to have cheese. Dr’s orders.

AngryCommieKender , in Go play with a cat somewhere

Janeway really needs to moderate that coffee addiction. I don’t drink the stuff personally, but I don’t think it’s worth some of the stuff she did for a better cuppa

bappity ,
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

as long as it’s not Nescafé Gold Blend. that stuff makes me want to vomit from a sip.

Mongostein ,

Nescafé anything is shit. Literally the worst coffee.

bappity ,
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

agreed. sadly in my area it dominates the store shelves so I rarely find bearable coffee brands :/

Justas ,
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

Jacobs gives it a run for it’s money. And a runny stool for the poor sods unfortunate enough to drink it.

Stamets OP ,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Coffee Crisp pretty good tho

Seasm0ke ,
bappity ,
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

been finding out every week that they own some random brand I’ve been using for a while >_>

auraness ,

She only drinks tea now.

MajorHavoc , in In an alternate universe

“Data, can you run a self-diagnostic on your optic sensors and, if it checks out, check your logs from the last time you saw Mr Wallace.”

“Accessing now. Sensors read intact inclusive of the last time I was in the presence of Mr Wallace.”

“Thanks Data. Now, anaylze that sensor log and let me know if Mr Wallace looks like a bitch.”

“Data, I could use your help again. Can you check your audio sensor logs for me. Did this MF say ‘what’ again, about 2 seconds ago?”

“Of course, Geordi…My audio logs are intact, and I can confirm with certainty that he did say ‘what’, again.”

nottheengineer ,

This sounds like a perfect use case for AI generation. Give it a few more years and pulp trek might become a thing.

AngryHumanoid , in In an alternate universe

Well now I need Samuel L. Jackson as a Klingon in literally any Star Trek show.

moody , in In an alternate universe

Well I’m a photon torpedo-laying motherfucker, motherfucker!

auraness , in Living a better life than I am

IT’S BEEN A LOOOONG ROAD

Stamets OP ,
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GETTIN FROM THERE TO HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE

GaiusGornicusCaesar ,
@GaiusGornicusCaesar@startrek.website avatar

IT’S BEEN A LOOONG TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

possiblylinux127 ,

AND MY TIME IS FINALLY HERE

NakariLexfortaine , (edited ) in Go play with a cat somewhere

“Remember how it goes:

You throw a rock, I throw a spear. You throw a spear, I fire a laser. You fire a laser, I personally beam onto the bridge and single handily kill your crew.

Understood?”

Restaldt , (edited )

Yes Dr. Mrs.The Monarch

GreenMario , in Go play with a cat somewhere
CarbonIceDragon ,
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Something that I started wondering, when I watched that TNG episode where someone tries pointing lasers at the Enterprise, is if they could still be a viable weapon in the star trek universe if you put enough energy into one. Like, barely-space-capable species laser weapons might barely be noticable to the shields, but if you had like, a laser with a significant fraction of a star’s energy output pumped into it, or just a billion of those primitive laser-wielding ships, surely the shields have got to give eventually

AngryCommieKender ,

I see we are going with the 40K “flashlight theory”

Natanael ,

XKCD has the prototype

xkcd.com/1603/

thepreciousboar ,

According to Memory Alpha, the borgs in TNG use lasers to cut through hulls of ships and even planet rocks

Brainsploosh ,

Theoretically you can put any amount of energy into a laser, as long as you can redirect and synchronise waves. And as several stars and black holes have gravities and stuff that can affect the starships, it seems evident you should be able to charge a laser enough to damage any USS starship.

And as the phase cannons seem to output 80-500 GJ, you should be able to match that fairly easily with 10 grams of matter annihilation or a second of about 10e-15 of the energy output of a sun type star.

Interestingly enough, phase modulation of a laser weapon makes more sense than of a particle beam (which the phaser weapons are), and also you don’t suffer from recoil like from phasers.

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