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oeverbloem , in And a space worm. I feel like that's important

Where did you get this? Did you make it? :o

Stamets OP ,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Just found it somewhere online. Not sure where sadly. Pinterest I think.

oeverbloem ,

Sadge :(

If I run into it I’ll let you know 👍

moody , in In an alternate universe

Well I’m a photon torpedo-laying motherfucker, motherfucker!

negativenull , in Wesley's going to have to wash his mouth out with soap

D o n t F o r g e t T o D r i n k Y o u r S y n t h a l e

ummthatguy ,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar
theforkofdamocles ,

A crummy commercial?!

lugal , in 'Twas the night before first contact day..

We need a Lower Decks style series about this ensign Picard. Lower Decks style as in it’s not about the captain but the lower decks

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

So like the episode of TNG titled “Lower Decks” and not the series titled “Lower Decks?”

CarmineCatboy ,
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ensign picard is the nurse who died on a starship voyager commanded by captain harry kim

merc ,

I just want to see how happy and relaxed Ensign Picard is. No critical decisions to make. Able to make friends among the crew without his rank getting in the way.

We get to see Captain Picard in Ensign Picard’s body, but we never get to see the slacker who has big dreams but doesn’t bother to push himself.

Sharkwellington ,

Makes me think of the plot from The Office when Michael had a telemarketing job and seemed so much happier when he was one of the underlings instead of the guy at the top.

ReplicatedSoda ,

I’ve been in that position before. From manager to agent, and back to manager.

It was a blast, I had so much fun.
It got boring pretty quick though.

jayandp ,

Ensign Picard living his best life, until he dies at Wolf-359.

lugal ,

What we don’t see in the episode is that Q does the same thing to ensign Picard and he is like: “This sad and lonely fellow would be me if I sacrificed everything for my career?”

xusontha , (edited ) in But they don't know what baseball is?

It’s the most critical part of the ship-Kirk uses it for showing off “diplomatic meetings”

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m picturing Data showing McCoy around the Enterprise-D in Encounter at Farpoint- “where’s your bowling alley, boy?” “We do not have a bowling alley here, sir. But we have a holodeck that can simulate a bowling al-” “I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT MIXED-UP MOLECULES! Where’s the bowling alley? This is the Enterprise, boy!”

xusontha ,

With the size of the Enterprise-D I’m astonished someone didn’t stick at least a mini bowling alley in there somewhere

rotopenguin ,
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A third of the ship is all Holodecks*, so if you want to bowl you could just load a program up.

*Source: computed by taking the number of “holodeck is trying to kill everybody” episodes and dividing it by the total number of series episodes.

xusontha ,

That is the best way of doing math lol

But does that mean there is a sliver of Risa in Deep Space Nine?

cheery_coffee ,

Sadly it’s only the table flipping extremists.

PochoHipster , in In an alternate universe

Klingon, muthafucka, do you speak it?

IzzyData ,
@IzzyData@lemmy.ml avatar

SAY “KHITOMER” AGAIN! SAY “KHITOMER” AGAIN! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE-DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!! SAY “KHITOMER” ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!

PochoHipster ,

Does Captain Picard look like a p’takh?

gregorum , in Semantic arguments, part 2 (Hard Mode: No Pulaski... *and no Julian for lack of spots)

Crusher was only terrible to Q, who very much had it coming. And it was funny when she called him a pain in the ass.

ummthatguy OP ,
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bionicjoey ,

Tbf that is the correct way of interacting with Q

CileTheSane ,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

This list is missing Polasky. She wouldn’t beat the EMH, but she would tear a strip off you if you got injured doing something stupid.

StillPaisleyCat ,
@StillPaisleyCat@startrek.website avatar

Pulaski also seemed to be high functioning autistic, with researcher abrasive in the mix.

Dr. Tracy Pollard of Discovery and head of Sickbay definitely had snark.

GreenMario , in Well, surprise.
xusontha ,

to make you fully functional

aeronmelon ,

[Happy Yar noises]

negativenull , in Well, surprise.
guyrocket ,
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

That wink really sells it.

aeronmelon ,

That tag line has vastly outlived the product it was created to sell (a CMYK TV). I love that George took ownership of it.

NakariLexfortaine , (edited ) in Go play with a cat somewhere

“Remember how it goes:

You throw a rock, I throw a spear. You throw a spear, I fire a laser. You fire a laser, I personally beam onto the bridge and single handily kill your crew.

Understood?”

Restaldt , (edited )

Yes Dr. Mrs.The Monarch

xusontha , in A handy visual guide to Bones

It’s like a flowchart

If claim == doctor then response = true, if not then response = I’m a doctor not a [claim]

ummthatguy ,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

https://media.tenor.com/np8DqU6M-y4AAAAC/nerd-alert.gif

(No offense intended. I’m not a programmer, but a desk jockey in my own right.)

xusontha ,

I’m definitely a nerd lol, but not a programmer [I just know a little code]

MelodiousFunk OP ,
@MelodiousFunk@startrek.website avatar
RojoSanIchiban ,

I’m a programmer and you didn’t declare your variable! Now where’s your claim class definition!?

And there’s no defined function signature! And what is that comma!? I wouldn’t even try to tell my boomer mother this qualified as pseudo code!!!

/Sr. Developer Lee Ermy Jelico

xusontha ,

oh no an actually intelligent person who is going to reveal I have no idea what I’m talking about AAAA

zagaberoo ,

“Bones, help me, I’m injured!”

true

Sotuanduso ,

Sounds like an accurate diagnosis… I hope. You wouldn’t lie to a doctor, would you?

“I’m a doctor, not a truth detector.”

possiblylinux127 ,

I’m confused

Rewrite in brainf

SpaceNoodle , in The man, the myth, the legend, the dude whose ship I took

*Clitoris

lolrightythen ,

Let’s hope our mans hard more trouble finding the spelling

ummthatguy ,
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TigrisMorte ,

something was hard, for certain.

ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Borg male space ship designers: … WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE THAT!!?

TigrisMorte ,

*Clitouroboros

Sharkwellington ,

Clitoral borealis?

GreenMario ,

At this stardate, in this quadrant located entirely in your bridge?!

7provincien ,

Picard is obviously is speaking using the British spelling

GreenMario , in But they don't know what baseball is?
FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I love it!

GreenMario ,

“I mean, say what you want about the tenets of United Federation, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.”

FlatFootFox , in Semantic arguments, part 2 (Hard Mode: No Pulaski... *and no Julian for lack of spots)
@FlatFootFox@lemmy.world avatar

The cat doctor wins on account of being able to swear. But Dr. Culber gets bonus points for sarcastically delivering medical care on occasion.

bionicjoey ,

Not only for being able to swear, but for making liberal use of that privilege

ReplicatedSoda , in 'Twas the night before first contact day..

This is legit horror

mostNONheinous ,

It reads like a Chief O’Brien at Work strip. Except he wouldn’t say “hey what the fuck” because he would just be so sad he couldn’t speak.

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