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EyIchFragDochNur , to cat in Yep, a Professional bodybuilder

I guess that’s a tumor

Quetzalcutlass ,

Obligatory ”it’s naht a toomah!"

But yeah, that poor cat.

Spaghetti_Hitchens ,
seasick ,
hazardous_area ,

What I was thinking

EyIchFragDochNur ,

I think then the whole body would be affected but this one looks like a normal street cat with only a big shoulder to me

seasick ,

I feel like its back and neck are also enlarged and rather “musley”

lolcatnip ,

Some cats are just swole AF.

henfredemars , to cat in Yep, a Professional bodybuilder

That cat is jacked.

FrostbyteIX , to cat in Yep, a Professional bodybuilder
@FrostbyteIX@lemmy.world avatar

MEOW MOTHERFUCKER!

JoShmoe , (edited )

ITS A LANGUAGE DO YOU SPEAK IT!

blattrules , to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

The worst for me is the motorcycles one; half of the pictures are of motor scooters. Does it count those as motorcycles or is it counting on the user to know the difference because they’re not technically the same thing?

Aloha_Alaska ,

I was about to make a similar comment but you beat me to it.

It recently showed me a bicycle as part of “select all motorcycles” so I didn’t pick it. And I failed. Twice. Finally picked the bicycle and it let me through. Guess the computer knows best.

mexicancartel ,

Beatmeattoit

Ullallulloo ,
@Ullallulloo@civilloquy.com avatar

It also does it the other way around. I failed recently for not calling a motorcycle a bicycle.

some_guy , to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

This scenario pisses me off as I debate how pedantic to be.

LameName3000 , to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

I started half-assing these a long time ago because they never fail anyway.

intensely_human ,

!??

Amazinghorse ,

The test isn’t the panels you click on, it tracks how your mouse pointer moves. Bots or robots tend to move in straight lines, whereas with humans, the pointer moves in a more random fashion. That’s how you pass.

psycho_driver , to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

This was me in the early days of captchas. Now I’m all like 360 no-scope BOOM HEADSHOT let me in motherfuckers!

yanyuan ,

I think, the trick is to not over think it. Just go with your first impulse. Be quick, be lazy, because most people are and when you reply like most people, you are “no robot”.

OverthinkingCAPTCHAs , to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

story of my life…

guyrocket , to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

I just think to myself: What would a robot do?

veni_vedi_veni , to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

It’s funny that captchas are in a never ending arms race with bots trained on the way same datasets capturing humans answering these stupid puzzles.

Pretty soon we’re going to be drinking verification cans

CosmicTurtle ,

Well of course we are. A bot can’t drink!

NutWrench , to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.
@NutWrench@lemmy.ml avatar

This is what “AI training” looks like, folks. The companies developing AI constantly tells us how awesome it is, but it still needs the help of humans to recognize basic sh*t like cars, buses, crosswalks and traffic lights. They didn’t choose those images by accident.

doublepepperoni ,
@doublepepperoni@hexbear.net avatar

I keep expecting blurry images of protestors or human shaped blobs huddling behind cover with some kind of crosshair over them

PLEASE CLICK ON ALL SQUARES WITH ENEMY COMBATANTS TARGETS PERSONS

SpaceScotsman , to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

Answer wrong. The more of us humans that answer wrong, the less accurate we need to be to get past these stupid things. If google want me to do work for them, they can pay me.

Flabbergassed ,
@Flabbergassed@artemis.camp avatar

I unwittingly do that all the time. It often takes me 30+ Captchas before I finally get in. Then I've forgotten what the hell I was doing in the first place.

Confused_Emus ,

Do you usually do them quickly? Try slowing down next time, and you’ll get through with less captchas.

kibiz0r ,

If google want me to do work for them, they can pay me.

They kinda do. This is the way the “free” model of internet services works. One of the reasons I think we should probably switch to expecting services to either be paid or non-profit, rather than ad/data-supported.

TranscendentalEmpire ,

Yeah, but the whole point of offering free services was just a ploy to crush competition with shorter runways to profit. Google could just sustain "free"services longer than their competitors could remain solvent.

Now that they’ve run most of their competitors into the ground, and now that people and businesses have become dependent on these services. They can bank off advertising and monetizing services with subscriptions.

Google business accounts used to be free, now you have to pay 9 bucks a month per employee, and you are subjected to even more advertising. Neither advertising nor subscriptions are going anywhere, especially now that subscription plans are so normalized.

intensely_human ,

That might have been the point. It’s also saved me countless hours of my life being able to navigate anywhere at any time with step by step instructions on how to get there.

There was a lot of value produced for a lot of people by google maps so far

TranscendentalEmpire ,

There was a lot of value produced for a lot of people by google maps so far

Right… But people don’t get upset about monopolies because they don’t create value. They get upset because they eliminate competition and choice.

ElmarsonTheThird , to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

Same shit with bikes. Is the rider part of the bike or not?

Speculater ,
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

Well the seat post is under their butt.

knatschus ,

Consindering that we’re training Ai to be safe on the roads i would say the rider is the most vital part.

Rekonok , to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.
@Rekonok@sh.itjust.works avatar

I cry, rage, yell then I refresh the the captcha

ghoscht , to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

What I hate so much more are the OpenAI captchas. Especially the goddamn rat ones

crandlecan ,

Huh?

VaultBoyNewVegas ,

It’s the text ones for me. I struggle to read the font on some of them so I can’t tell the difference between a capital letter or a lowercase one so now if they’ve the text reader for blind/partially sighted people I’ll use that.

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I had much (not) fun with the ones on the Sony/Playstation page.
Somezhibg with alligning a 3d object with a specified direction.

user224 ,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I believe you haven’t met the Yandex Captcha. I don’t know anyone who passed that.

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