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neptune , to memes in I love arguement. Free Entertainment!
bingbong , (edited )

This is fucking amazing 😂

I want to see that calendar so bad

Edit: new challengers keep approaching, it’s the gift that keeps on giving!

BreakDecks ,

I got through page 1 and this conversation has already gone too far. I don’t know if I’m emotionally ready for page 2, much less all 5.

xthexder ,
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

Based on the name of the site, I immediately assumed they were going to argue about technique, not how to count and do math! lmao

jettrscga ,

I’m on board to argue. Saying every other day and then 5 days a week is incredibly triggering.

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I love how he somehow manages to get 4 workout days every week by just pushing the start of the week forward in post

Week 1 - Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday

Week 2 - Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday

Week 3 - Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, Monday

Week 4 - Wednesday, Friday, Sunday, Tuesday

Week 5 - Thursday, Saturday, Monday, Wednesday

Week 6 - Friday, Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday

funnystuff97 ,

By chance, have you read Matt Parker’s “Humble Pi”?

neptune ,

No. Should I have?

funnystuff97 ,

Just curious. Matt talks about this exact forum argument in the book while on the topic of off-by-one errors. Super hilarious book, highly recommend.

nodimetotie ,

I wish the OP added “Justin-27” and “TheJosh” to the picture

neptune ,

Reeeeepooooooost

makyo ,

You are welcome again: www.youtube.com/watch?v=eECjjLNAOd4

bappity , to memes in Get out my head
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

I dunno man it’s looking pretty sus

IkarusHagen2 , to memes in Pain

Being awake at night is a very nice time of peace. No responsibilities, noone wants something from you, you can just be in the crushing silence of your own thoughts

isolatedscotch ,

*adults only

sorry, students doing homework at 3am

ikapoz , to cat in Name this dog species

Joke’s on you. That’s an owl.

sag OP , (edited )

Wait. Really? I thought it’s a hairy capybara

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

It’s an octopus. Octopuses look however they want to look.

Pat_Riot ,
@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

No that’s chameleons. Octopuses have 8 sides.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,
IWantToFuckSpez , to memes in Impossible

At least offline games can be saved anytime nowadays. I remember so many screaming matches with my parents having to explain that I need to find a save point first.

CADmonkey ,

I looooove that I can save my game in BG3 at basically any time, and I love even more that I can walk away from the game for a minute, even mid-combat, to do something.

SeekPie ,

Me when My Summer Car:

bitsplease ,

The first handheld that shipped with the ability to suspend was a gamechanger for me as a kid

Katzastrophe , to lemmyshitpost in But it's just banana cat videos

Mood, haven’t owned a TV in 3 years, my mental health has never been better

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

I have a TV but never even turn on, i don’t even know if it still works lol I watch all my shows on streaming, in my phone or computer

Igloojoe ,

I use my TV to just work as a comp monitor.

EatYouWell ,

Ours just plays Family Guy/American Dad/Futurama on repeat.

at_an_angle ,

My TV is for the Switch and Bloodborne.

MightyGalhupo ,

Based

GCostanzaStepOnMe ,

You know there’s news on the internet, right?

Katzastrophe ,

Yes, but there’s a difference between hearing the news as background noise and actively looking for it

GCostanzaStepOnMe ,

You don’t have like, the evening news?

Katzastrophe ,

News are sporadically placed in-between shows, usually at set times, and ads exist just to give a quick overview over whatever will be reported on, which is basically a very summarized version of the reports, which means we’re back at me not being able to escape the news depression vortex.

doingthestuff ,

I own one but I use it for gaming and occasionally to watch local weather, but only for major weather events.

breakfastburrito , to programmerhumor in PHP is dead?

This was nearly a decade ago. I worked at a small app company (5-10 developers) for a bit that used Ruby on Rails for our product. The product was in active development, but was available to customers so it was “done”. We were hiring a senior level dev to oversee the team and we interviewed this guy (maybe in his 40s?, a but older than most people in tech) and he said his first order of business if hired would be to refactor the entire code base to php. I don’t think he was joking. I’m not sure why he interviewed.

TCB13 ,
@TCB13@lemmy.world avatar

Is there anything serious still running on a Ruby codebase nowadays? In PHP however…

antimidas ,

GitLab is Ruby at least, I don’t immediately remember any others but there probably are some

samuelc ,
@samuelc@lemmy.world avatar

Github too or a least when you look at the github enterprises source code

TCB13 ,
@TCB13@lemmy.world avatar

What can they do tho?

Since the beginning, GitHub.com has been a Ruby on Rails monolith. Today, the application is nearly two million lines of code and more than 1,000 engineers collaborate on it daily

kroy ,

Only people supporting legacy regret.

Ruby was never good. It just got memed enough to make it way into some medium business

tofuwabohu ,

Isn’t Mastodon Ruby?

darkpanda ,
  • GitHub
  • Gitlab
  • Airbnb
  • Shopify
  • Hulu
  • Zendesk
  • Basecamp, obviously

I know of a bunch of less famous ones, but those are a few of the bigger ones that I’m aware of.

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Does Redmine count as serious?

ColonelSanders , to memes in Wait... nevermid you're right.

“There isn’t porn like that.”

i.imgur.com/6TTc8hc.gifv

DrQuint ,

“This is the most disturbing porn I’ve seen”

And you just lower your power level some more and drop the “Yeah…”

H4mi , to memes in Every Job person now

I love my job and it pays me enough to not worry about it. The secret is living in any western country except the U.S.

DessertStorms ,
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

Right, because there isn't rampant capitalism and wide spread poverty pretty much everywhere else too.. 🙄🙄🙄

(am in UK and you're full of shit. I recommend checking your privilege, or at least taking your head out of your ass long enough to have a look around)

DriftinGrifter ,

L UK citizen

bingbong ,

Common UK L

RickyRigatoni ,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

You’re lying. British people are mentally incapable of admitting their faults when Americans are around.

Flumsy ,

Poverty rates in former USSR countries have bwen steadily declining since its downfall. Its still widespread but how is capitalism at fault for it?

Starshader ,

Social worker in Switzerland here. I feel pretty OK :)

ToastyMedic ,

OY you got a loicence to order a privlage check? I thought not there good sir!

In the name of the king, you are fined an indeterminate number of pounds, and required revisit your bogus claim.

Rodeo ,

And Canada.

superduperenigma ,

Ah, the land of housing owned exclusively by foreign investors.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s true in the U.S. as well in many cities. Chinese investors buy up huge numbers of apartments and houses.

Rodeo ,

I’m so lucky I can just live with my parents 🥲

LemmyIsFantastic ,

🙄 the US has plenty of not the majority of high paying jobs. Working in high skill STEM pays absurdly good.

It’s like skill jobs that get fucked.

noobdoomguy8658 ,

The absolute number doesn’t matter much if the expenses of living in the STEM-riddled areas are just as high, if not higher.

LemmyIsFantastic ,

And Europe isn’t expensive to live? Canada? Australia? All of them have very high CoL in population centers. Especially tech hubs. The only place that’s significantly out of whack is CA and to be honest, much of the time it’s still worth it. Go remote and get the best of both worlds is quite common and easy.

Stumblinbear ,
@Stumblinbear@pawb.social avatar

Remote work fixes that for many people

Source: me, hi, I work remotely to LA and get paid absurd wages

Coreidan ,

Is this sarcasm or are you just clueless?

Hawk ,

He’s right though, live in western Europe and I got both the time and money to enjoy life.

Even the poorest in my country have a “right to vacation”, special programs allow them to travel for barely any money.

rgb3x3 ,

What country do you live in?

ipkpjersi ,

That’s not true, there are other countries with this problem like UK and Canada.

Grimble ,

Yeah no way could you leave out Canada lmao. As soon as i graduate i’m fucking moving.

Western Europe? Scandinavia? China? Uhh Albania? No idea yet. As long as it’s not this soulless nightmare petrostate. Fuck the rent here and fuck the work culture.

rab ,
@rab@lemmy.ca avatar

Lol Canada is like the most expensive place on the fuckin planet

howrar ,

Ridiculously expensive housing without the salaries to match. But at least I don’t have to worry about going broke if ever someone in the family gets sick I guess.

rab ,
@rab@lemmy.ca avatar

If you get sick you just die, at least here in Victoria. There are no doctors and and people are dying of untreated cancers hahahah man life’s good in Canada

hiramfromthechi , to memes in Pain
@hiramfromthechi@lemmy.world avatar

Revenge bedtime syndrome. It’s legit.

Source: it’s 4 am right now

papalonian , to memes in Phew!

Except for when it’s like the one plan I made that I was actually looking forward to

Just gives me confirmation bias that I shouldn’t make plans

Jorgelino , (edited )

I kinda like it still, because if it’s something i’m looking forward to, then i’m probably super nervous about it, so cancelling it makes me relieved i don’t have to worry about it right now. (Assuming it was just pushed further down the road rather than cancelled forever)

Like, i love DMing TTRPG games, and i hate how hard it is to schedule sessions, but at the same time, i secretly love it when a session needs to be cancelled because i’m always less prepared than i’d like to be.

qooqie , to memes in Wait... nevermid you're right.

If it’s an innocent lie like “I was sick last weekend sorry couldn’t hang out” and in reality they were hanging out with their mother or had to put down their dog then whatever. If they didn’t want to tell you they didn’t want to tell you

andrew_bidlaw ,

What if they were hanging out with their dog or had to put down their mother? You’d be glad they haven’t got sick that weekend.

I Am Legend movie poster

Shaun of the Dead movie poster

moosetwin ,

I love putting down my mother on the weekends.

moosetwin ,

wait a minute

bingbong ,

I also love putting down your mother on the weekends.

helpImTrappedOnline ,

I’ve got Thursdays and Fridays

Sheeple , to cat in KI̵̢̧̢̳̯̜̖̘͙͚̹͙͔̫̳̯̲̮̣̦̟̪̩̬̜̭̝̯̙͚̥͖̳̪͉͇̐̌̿͂̆͋͜͝͝T̸̢̨̧̩̦͖̬͎̖͕̫̗͔̟̤͈̫̮̯̙̥̿̔̔̆͂͂́͂͂̊͑͗̽̈́͗͊͐͗͆͘͘͝͠͝ͅͅty
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

“Kiitty” two I.s?

cypherpunks , to programmerhumor in PHP is dead?
@cypherpunks@lemmy.ml avatar

This is an irritating meme.

Were people saying PHP was dead in 1995, the year it was released? I guess maybe?

But who was suggesting abandoning PHP for Django in 2003, two years before the latter was publicly released? I suppose the person who made this must’ve read that Django development started in 2003 and gone with that; most of these years correspond with when the respective project started.

So, the reason Perl (which remained more popular for web development than PHP or any of these things into the early 2000s) isn’t on the list must be because it actually predates PHP.

But then what is up with Python in 2022?

paholg ,

I also appreciate that you’re supposed to learn Django 19 years before you learn Python.

flashgnash ,

Flask too

catacomb ,

Yeah, plus PHP was very popular circa 2011-2016 and laravel was loved by many around that time and beyond. It’s always been a useful language.

ArbitraryValue , to memes in This Event is True. Image is false.

There was the same nonstop excitement there would be during an actual soccer match.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

The crowd roaring in the stands excited about the fog mishap. Understandable how the goalie might misinterpret the sounds of a partying crowd.

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