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VicksVaporBBQrub , (edited ) to funny in Mind Your Business

That was my favorite part of Twitter - following updates from non-human accounts… A lost teddy bear recovered by airport staff making its way back to the kid across Canada. An escaped frog from a county fair. The Toronto raccoon. A bear that didn’t want to come down from a city tree for a long-ass time. Good times.

Aggravationstation , to funny in Mind Your Business

I’m excited for the possibility of mother fucking dogs in mother fucking planes

VikingHippie ,

I will never have had it with those!

massive_bereavement ,
@massive_bereavement@kbin.social avatar

Well, your mom sounds relentless.

AncientFutureNow , to funny in Mind Your Business

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    InEnduringGrowStrong ,
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    If corporations are people, dogs are an improvement.

    RIP_Cheems , to memes in Get out my head
    @RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

    Why is it so easy to see?

    alquicksilver , to cat in Purradise is real?
    @alquicksilver@lemmy.world avatar

    He forgot the blackjack and hookers.

    jordanlund , to cat in Purradise is real?
    @jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

    Purrradise by the dashboard light…

    creditCrazy , to cat in Purradise is real?
    @creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

    I love how it looks like he works a 9-5 and done with everything

    ignotum , to memes in Thank God

    Clock: 3pm

    Phone: 17 missed calls

    robocall ,
    @robocall@lemmy.world avatar

    You must be popular.

    Prunebutt ,

    Missed calls? Found a boomer. \j

    Thorry84 ,

    I think they are a millennial, those are all the calls they got the past 6 months and they didn’t answer any of them.

    KoboldCoterie ,
    @KoboldCoterie@pawb.social avatar

    This checks out.

    Prunebutt ,

    And they never just call their mom.

    Ryan213 , to memes in Thank God
    @Ryan213@lemmy.world avatar

    Me: proceeds not to fall back asleep until 6:55AM.

    Flyberius , to memes in Thank God
    @Flyberius@hexbear.net avatar

    He’ll yeah. Love this feeling

    atom , to memes in Me in a nutshell
    @atom@lemy.lol avatar

    Haha this is me, sometimes I disable alarm and apologize how sorry I am to the boss 😅

    SARGEx117 , to memes in Thank God

    tosses and turns, occasionally glancing at the clock, getting more and more pissed as the hours go by until finally, exhaustion creeping in, your alarm goes off

    Repeat every day.

    Every.

    Single.

    DAY.

    Darkenfolk ,

    Once read somewhere that if you put your phone away an hour before you go to bed that you sleep better.

    Real shame, I could’ve used that knowledge an hour ago.

    Album ,
    @Album@lemmy.ca avatar

    I used to be like this. Once you learn to let go the anxiety won’t keep you up. It’s counter intuitive in a cruel way. But that’s life the more enraged you are at the lack of control you inevitably have the farther you are from achieving your desired goals.

    uzay , to memes in Thank God

    Me: fuck, now I’m awake

    kambusha , to memes in Thank God

    Me: closes eyes for 1 second

    Clock: 7am

    samsy ,

    Na, can’t be 7am, 3am was just a second ago.

    sleeps to 8:30am

    devfuuu , to memes in Thank God

    panicsWhich day??? Did I sleep more than 24h again??

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