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ArbitraryValue , to memes in Really?

I knew I was an adult when I started hoping that if I got sick, I would get sick on the weekend.

Koordinator_O , to cat in I will just take it.
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100% a keeps

yogurtwrong , to cat in Name this dog species
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It looks like a 19th century philosopher

TurnItOff_OnAgain , to lemmyshitpost in Super Shitter?

It’s just on Hard Mode

jopepa , to lemmyshitpost in Super Shitter?

Considering the seat is up I think this might be fully automatic kidney stones.

21Cabbage ,

You imagine finally passing a kidney stone in a public bathroom and it hits the bowl just right so the toilet fucking explodes.

jopepa ,

Once you get used to the pain and learn to control it like wolverine they’re actually pretty useful. Lights are one but you’re already sitting down with your snacks and popcorn, zip, ping, solved.

Candelestine , to memes in Relatable to everyone

Yeah, I’ve done that before. I usually just drink a big glass of water though, that usually works.

Mothra ,
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Wow your nose is well domesticated! No way I fix mine with a drink. Antihistamines help but it’s a tough battle.

Candelestine ,

Yeeeah okay, allergies are a different story. I’m more thinking of a wake-up-in-the-morning type of stuffy nose, maybe from a mild cold or something.

I find I’m often a little bit dehydrated, which makes it a little harder to blow my nose.

Mothra ,
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Oh I see. Fair enough! :)

idunnololz ,
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My nose only takes sugar :(

Dasnap , to memes in Chances are never zero.
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I literally walked into my grandparents’ garden one day and found a cow just hanging out. No one believed me when I went to tell them until they heard it moo. Turns out it had managed to break the fence at a local field and was just roaming.

stebo02 , to funny in Hold Up
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there’s a D in stupid too if you know what I mean

Johanno ,

😏

phorq , to cat in Negotiate a cat

Neko-tiation…

backhdlp , to memes in Pain
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It’s past 10 am and I’m yet to go to bed

Spoonbit , to memes in I lose mine last month :(

I fixit gang. If you did not know, some of the ifixit kits have a screwdriver bit that is just for that

Jumpinship ,

Every screwdriver lie I’ve bought has these

guyrocket , to cat in Cat birthday is more important than Your.
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Tim does not look very happy there on his cat's birthday.

ceenote , to memes in I lose mine last month :(

What if we’re sure it’s around here somewhere, just not sure where?

radioactiveradio ,

I just randomly found mine the other day.

anonionfinelyminced ,
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Mine is in a safe deposit box in Budapest. You can never be too cautious.

S147 ,

Accurate

explodicle , to memes in But I check for Sweet

I like to call them “Schrödinger’s snacks”.

taanegl ,

I’d like to call if expiration date roulette.

hkerr159 ,

They are both in the fridge and in my stomach at the same time

Malfeasant , to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

I had one of the old fashioned distorted text ones the other day, but instead of something like “please enter the text above” it just said “are you human?” next to the text box. Naturally, I typed “yes” but that turned out to be the wrong answer.

raptir ,

The correct answer is “or are you dancer?”

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