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ZeroCool , to cat in KI̵̢̧̢̳̯̜̖̘͙͚̹͙͔̫̳̯̲̮̣̦̟̪̩̬̜̭̝̯̙͚̥͖̳̪͉͇̐̌̿͂̆͋͜͝͝T̸̢̨̧̩̦͖̬͎̖͕̫̗͔̟̤͈̫̮̯̙̥̿̔̔̆͂͂́͂͂̊͑͗̽̈́͗͊͐͗͆͘͘͝͠͝ͅͅty

We all float loaf down here, Georgie!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Nice one. I was going to use “floof”, but I like yours too.

AngryCommieKender , to memes in Never Stop

This is not a stupid meme. This is a dad meme. Congratulations you may now produce podlings.

palitu , to memes in Never Stop

Up vote for saying bouy correctly!

UlyssesT , to memes in Every Job person now

Work culture is being tuned to the point that everyone is miserable in it except those that find the work itself to be pleasure in a “hustlegrind sigma mindset” culty way.

TheBig2023Meltdown , to memes in Pain

But then I have a free morning! Ive been awake since 7am on my phone and it’s now 10 30 and I’m still in bed, unbothered lol

sockenklaus ,
@sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works avatar

You obviously don’t have kids ! 😁 They are easily awake at 7 am but the time from 10 pm (thats when I am usually done with cleaning up for the day) to 2 am is mine. 🙃

blackn1ght ,

Yup. My day starts at like 10pm because it’s spent taking care of everyone else’s needs first.

TheBig2023Meltdown ,

Yup you’re correct. I don’t have any children, I do have loud siblings but they won’t come to me and disturb me lol

I do like to stay up but I end up “resting my eyes” and falling asleep with my phone not on charge hahaha

UnverifiedAPK , to memes in I lose mine last month :(

You guys aren’t just using eSIMs?

veroxii ,

As someone traveling to other countries a few times a year, eSims have been a game changer.

Dasnap ,
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

They’re also good for SD card slots.

WereCat ,

Both

kenopsik ,

These little ejector tools are useful for more than just SIM cards. CD/DVD ROM drives have force eject buttons inside tiny little holes that these can reach and push. Many hardware reset buttons are also hidden inside tiny holes.

You could use an unfolded paperclip in a pinch. One of my air purifiers has a reset button inside a hole that is slightly too thin for the paper lips I have on hand. But the SIM ejector tool I keep around fits perfectly.

6mementomori ,

i have never heard of such a thing how does it work

AstridWipenaugh ,

I use an esim with a Pixel and Google Fi. The setup process is this:

  1. Sign in to Google account
  2. Complete normal phone setup
  3. Confirm notification prompt to use this device with my fi account
  4. Never make phone calls ew gross
glibg10b ,

Can you still receive calls and SMS messages?

AstridWipenaugh ,

Yep! I have a normal phone number and get unlimited voice and sms, and 5g data metered data at $10/GB. They have an unlimited plan too, but metered works best for me. It’s actually serviced by ATT and Verizon IIRC, so you connect to whichever is best.

jetsetdorito , to memes in I lose mine last month :(

aka fancy paperclip

kubica , to memes in I lose mine last month :(
@kubica@kbin.social avatar

Yay, what's my prize?

Mothra ,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

You can now go on a resetting rampage

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

Hoarder status.

kubica ,
@kubica@kbin.social avatar

Finally being recognized after so many years of "why do you save that?".

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

This is your moment!

radioactiveradio ,

Sounding

Catsrules ,

You can eject sims cards whenever you want.

tja , to memes in But I check for Sweet
@tja@sh.itjust.works avatar

I don’t need to be high for that

Justas , to cat in iPad Kid
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

Oh no, now he will not become a responsible adult and will live with his parents forever.

SpaceNoodle , to memes in I love arguement. Free Entertainment!

It’s spelled argument

PmMeFrogMemes ,

HOW DARE YOU CORRECT OPS TITLE YOU MOTHERFUCKER ILL KILL YOU

kryptonianCodeMonkey , to memes in Kitchen when Dad cook

Yeah, but the food was 🔥!

sag OP ,

Can confirm. My Dad is literally a unspoken chef.

uis , to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Those fire hydrants will haunt me in nightmares

Rambi ,

Especially because the answers to these captchas are used to train self driving car AI, so if you fuck it up the self driving cars will crash and you will have blood on your hands :/

guyrocket , to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

I just think to myself: What would a robot do?

hungryphrog , to memes in Bed at 7 am really become cozy

Are you stalking me? Because this meme has been very accurate for me lately.

KnightontheSun ,

Like right now. Now.

Man who run in front of bus gets tired while man who runs behind bus is exhausted.

I need some sleep.

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