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GrammatonCleric , to memes in Kitchen when Dad cook
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Any meal worth eating is cooked like this 🤤

SuiXi3D , to memes in Kitchen when Dad cook
@SuiXi3D@kbin.social avatar

This is my wife. She can make some amazing meals, but never seems to be able to clean as she cooks.

kryptonianCodeMonkey , to memes in Kitchen when Dad cook

Yeah, but the food was 🔥!

sag OP ,

Can confirm. My Dad is literally a unspoken chef.

shiveyarbles , to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

Yeah sometimes I’m like, well that’s a moped, does it count as a motorcycle?

DesolateMood ,

I find that whatever your snap judgment is will be the correct answer, so basically yes the moped usually counts as a motorcycle

SuperSpruce ,

My big interest right now is motorcycles yet I still recently failed a motorcycle captcha

UnspecificGravity ,

Most of these were trained/tested using third world labor on mechanical turk. It actually helps to approach the problem from that understanding:

“Would a person who speaks English as a second language and who is getting paid less than a penny to decide, call this a motorcycle?”

Dude needs to answer about a million of those to make money, so he’s not overthinking it, your knee-jerk answer is probably right.

CarterDarter , to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

They do that on purpose, as an AI/Bot wouldn’t hesitate.

Sometimes I’ll be stuck on a captcha because I’m answering too fast, so I’ll wait a delay then hit the answer and suddenly it stops going in circles

Kedly ,

I thought the reason is they want to see the limits of what a human considers qualify as answer to their question in order to better train their AI?

Edit: Although I guess nothing is stopping the answer from being Porque No los Dos?

CarterDarter ,

I mean it could absolutely be both. There’s assumedly a lot that goes into these algorithms and most of it we will never know for sure, just make educated speculation lol

Holzkohlen , to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

They must have increased the difficulty at one point cause I ain’t kidding, I cannot solve them anymore. I swear to god I donit correctly but it never works.

Brickhead92 ,

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EddoWagt ,

Same, I had to login to steam by solving one of these and I just couldn’t… Not sure why it’s so difficult all of a sudden

Takios ,

That could happen when the system has already flagged you as unwanted traffic. It just keeps giving you Captchas to solve until you eventually give up voluntarily.

Pinklink , to cat in What You hate Tuna?

Cats don’t meow at each other. Isn’t that weird? They communicate with each other in other ways, but meowing is a strictly cat->human communication behavior

rockSlayer ,

That’s because cats use meowing to get attention of their mother. When cats meow at you, they’re essentially saying “parent, help me with this thing”. Usually that thing is begging for food at 5am

JoShmoe ,

What’s your source?

joel_feila ,
@joel_feila@lemmy.world avatar

Living with cats

JoShmoe ,

Unless you speak for rockSlayer I’m still not convinced

agent_flounder ,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

How about this…

www.aspca.org/pet-care/…/meowing-and-yowling

Meowing is an interesting vocalization in that adult cats don’t actually meow at each other, just at people. Kittens meow to let their mother know they’re cold or hungry, but once they get a bit older, cats no longer meow to other cats. But they continue to meow to people throughout their lives, probably because meowing gets people to do what they want.

JohnDClay ,

It was revealed to me in a dream

JoShmoe ,

Now we’re talking.

Ziglin ,

probably being woken up at 5am by a cat.

ericisshort ,

There are plenty of videos that disprove what you’re saying. Cats do meow at each other, especially as a form of aggression, where it’s usually the deep and long almost growl-like meow.

agent_flounder ,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

That’s a yowl not a meow.

Explained more here:

www.aspca.org/pet-care/…/meowing-and-yowling

ericisshort ,

Thanks, I’ve never heard it called a yowl. TIL

Having said that, I kinda wish it were named “yeow.”

CarbonIceDragon ,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

From what I understand, a lot of cat vocalizations to humans like meowing and purring are primarily things kittens do that cats later stop as they grow, to communicate with their mother. They learn to continue using such vocalizations with humans because humans don’t understand their body language as readily, so they discover that, for example, a certain type of meow when hungry might remind a human to feed it, and keep doing it. This also means that the meaning of a given sound is somewhat specific to a given cat, rather than some sort of universal cat language. Or at least, this is what Ive read

Pinklink ,

STFU you can’t say I’m wrong on the internet in front of all these people who’s opinion I care deeply about! You wrong and I’m going to dig my heels in till I reach Australia!

Jk I like how most of Lemmy actually doesn’t do that bs. But seriously thank you for the further insight

XTornado , to cat in Yep, a Professional bodybuilder

Oh now I see why the car jack is called a cat in Spanish, because some clearly are jacked.

LameName3000 , to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

I started half-assing these a long time ago because they never fail anyway.

intensely_human ,

!??

Amazinghorse ,

The test isn’t the panels you click on, it tracks how your mouse pointer moves. Bots or robots tend to move in straight lines, whereas with humans, the pointer moves in a more random fashion. That’s how you pass.

Sidyctism , to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

Most of the time, it works if you just select the 3 most fitting ones

ch00f ,

It’s actually checking your mouse movement to see if it looks natural or robotic. You can get a few wrong and it’ll still pass you.

someguy3 ,

Oh is that why there’s no shift click ability?

Sidyctism ,

How does that work with touchscreens though? Since you arent dragging your mouse across the screen. Does it then fully fall back on the pictures?

ch00f ,

It might fall back on the actual images in that instance. Captchas are a lot more advanced now. The ones where you just click “I am not a robot” use cookies to track your browser history and make sure it looks organic. Identifying images alone has gotten too easy.

CoolerOpposide , to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.
@CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net avatar

These are actually checking if you are a bot btw, so to pass them more quickly just don’t move like a bot would. Do shit a bot wouldnt do like clicking and unclicking something, swirl your cursor around the screen, etc.

Also answer these kind of wrong to fuck with AI

kofe ,

Chaotic good?

PeterPoopshit , to cat in Yep, a Professional bodybuilder

My neighbor has a cat that looks kind of like that. He will slap you in the face if you don’t pet him sometimes. His method of dealing with rowdy dogs is to just lay there and dare anything to touch him. He tells you when he is to be let inside or outside he does not ask. He could probably win a fight against a bear.

There’s this couple up the road that has a cat that’s somehow even bigger than him but it’s a lazy inside-only cat.

spudwart , to cat in Yep, a Professional bodybuilder
adj16 ,

Wendy!!! Love that goofy beefcake

EyIchFragDochNur , to cat in Yep, a Professional bodybuilder

I guess that’s a tumor

Quetzalcutlass ,

Obligatory ”it’s naht a toomah!"

But yeah, that poor cat.

Spaghetti_Hitchens ,
seasick ,
hazardous_area ,

What I was thinking

EyIchFragDochNur ,

I think then the whole body would be affected but this one looks like a normal street cat with only a big shoulder to me

seasick ,

I feel like its back and neck are also enlarged and rather “musley”

lolcatnip ,

Some cats are just swole AF.

Pazuzu , to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

Try the audio captcha, those seem to have actual valid answers to them.

Funny enough, there’s an extension that solves captchas by feeding that audio through a speech recognition algorithm. If anything it’s more reliable than solving them manually

Zerush ,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Yes, Buster Captcha Solver extension (in GitHub, Firefox, Chromium), but there are novadays also several others, which works in all type of capchas, using AI. Because of this, Captchas are obsolet since years, turning simply in annoying clickbaits. They can’t avoid bots anymore.

Amends1782 ,

It makes me sad its not under active dev anymore. Last update to Firefox DEC 2022

Zerush ,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Well, but still works fine in reCaptchas (these are also not updated since a long time) I think it’s still valid, if you don’t use it frequently. If not, as said before, there are several alternatives which work with AI,

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