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MeanEYE , to technology in Musk's new idea
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

Lol, spend billions to make a brand. Then overhype it, pay inflated price to acquire said brand and now decide to kill the brand. Master genius!

influence1123 ,

Buy high sell low. He must have learned from r/wallstreetbets

sirboozebum ,

Double burn.

madcaesar ,

8D Bingo!

assassin_aragorn ,

“Quick, our ad revenue is shrinking, what do we do? Restricting people from seeing tweets and defeating the whole purpose of why they’re on the platform didn’t work (yet)!”

“I’ve got it, we get rid of the whole name. From now on companies will say to follow them on X! That won’t lose them any viewership at all!”

“But if they’re going to mention a new name to people anyway, wouldn’t this be the perfect opportunity for them to leave for another platform? All they have to do is say to follow on them Mastodon instead of X”

“Fire them, now.”

0xb , to lemmyshitpost in Living in a forest without any technology also works, since you will have no internet access anyways.

nah, every little step is good and this ‘perfection or nothing’ attitude is very damaging to anything, including the personal and collective fight for rights and privacy.

oh, sorry this the shitpost community, no need for me yo lecture. good joke then, yes it can be taxing sometimes. that sponge is literally me.

tsugu OP ,
@tsugu@slrpnk.net avatar

It can be sad to realize that perfect privacy and security can’t be achieved, but on the other hand, what you can’t change are things such as Intel ME, proprietary blobs in android or the linux kernel. It still pisses me off, but unless the FBI specifically targets me, there’s no reason to worry about this, and so I don’t. I instead focus on minimizing data collection, and being in control of my software, which is doable.

Zess ,

The issue is that you want privacy on a network designed to connect everyone and everything in the world. Not saying it’s dumb or a futile effort but you have to acknowledge that being private and being connected to the Internet are diametrically opposed concepts.

JamesBean , to lemmyshitpost in Holes
@JamesBean@kbin.social avatar

I mean, the show has him fully nude multiple times.

The man is all rectangle, no rec-dangle.

But that's okay. He can reproduce by budding.

cm0002 ,

Budding!

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

He’s also been shown to change his morphology at will so…he is the rec-dangle

Ddhuud , to memes in All the weird shit happens on nights

The title and content contradict each other.

phorq ,

What happens during night shift stays during night shift.

ChihuahuaOfDoom , to memes in All the weird shit happens on nights

The thing I hated most on night shift was, if something was screwed up on day shift and was still an issue when I came in, they would pass it off; but, if something was screwed up at the end of my shift, I had to stay until it was resolved, sometimes for hours.

Track_Shovel OP ,

That’s shitty.

I hated the 3 am witching hour. We had to make decisions as consultants. 3 am rolls around and you question everything

psycho_driver ,

I just want to fall asleep from 3-5. Doesn’t matter if I slept all day and got up at 10:30PM.

hogunner ,

I had a coworker who used to tell customers he was working on their issue and to call him back after 4pm. His shift ended at 2pm.

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Smooth
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I’ve thought about adding more balls just for the aesthetic.

“Hey, ladies, ever see a guy with two sets of testicles?”

goldenbough ,

He had 4 sets of testicles, so divine.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Washington, Washington, six foot eight weighs a fucking ton.

goldenbough ,

He’s coming

He’s coming

He’s coming

Caffeine ,

Did I mention his four nuts? Well, he also has four dicks.

Aremel ,

That motherfucker had like…30 god damn dicks.

Daqu ,

Wanna see my sixpack?

Track_Shovel OP ,

Imagine the clean up. Christ.

ZILtoid1991 ,

I want to have like 10-20 testicles, which means I would be even manlier.

gamermanh ,
@gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

[Let me lay it on the line

He had 2 on the vine

I mean, 2 sets of testicles

so divine

](youtu.be/Ex2hj5rLN48)

DarkCloud , to memes in Uncanny Valley

Neanderthals and others existed contemporaneously didn’t they…

… but also, so many parts of our brain are needed to do facial recognition that we’re prone to seeing faces where there are none…

…so it’s possible that what we’re on the watch for is other humans trying to ambush us, which means regular people hiding = uncanny valley = fear.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I was thinking of the Denisovans

collapse_already ,

Don’t forget Bigfoot, the rake, and skin walkers.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

not to mention el chupacabra

edit: dammit I mentioned him

CleoTheWizard ,
@CleoTheWizard@lemmy.world avatar

Alternate theory: The human brain is reacting to unfamiliarity and not alien features. We strongly associate Uncanny Valley with things not-quite human but it’s my thinking that it’s a tribal thing. Nowadays we see a ton of faces of all variations but I bet when we were hunter gatherers, we only saw features of our own tribe. The moment you meet another tribe, I’d bet this response is to create fear of the unrecognized human. It’s also probably there as a punishment mechanism for us seeing faces in everything.

The times that the uncanny effect hit hardest is when you think something is human or is a face potentially before finding out you’re wrong. So that’s my basis for thinking its there to keep us from being mistaken.

yukichigai , to lemmyshitpost in I am the thing that goes *thump* 'Fuck!' in the night
@yukichigai@kbin.social avatar

Local safety regulations require a breathalyzer test before you're allowed upstairs.

the_grass_trainer , to lemmyshitpost in Lay them on me

Refer to someone you’ve never met by their name if you can. This usually works best in a school or work setting. And when they ask how you know their name just simply reply:

“Everyone knows who you are.” And walk away.

Vilian ,

that’s your hobby? lmao

mossy_ ,

the post is asking about insults. it’s not really an insult either but it’ll certainly make people feel worse…

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Yeah, you have to make a disgusted facial expression as you say it.

Like, “Ugh, this motherfucker. He’s even worse in person.”

GardenVarietyAnxiety ,

“So -you’re- Ashley? Huh…”

RatzChatsubo , to lemmyshitpost in Elder scrolls

Anyone else hate the trend of removing arrow buttons?

hydrospanner ,

I am not a fan of the general trend of de-buttoning.

Like… isn’t the entire point to make things consistent and intuitive? Make a clickable button visually distinct!

namingthingsiseasy ,

I hated the trend of flat buttons. Then they removed the buttons. Then they basically removed the entire scrollbar altogether.

At this point, I’d happily go back to the age of flat buttons. That’s how bad things have gotten…

Aasikki ,

Someone actually uses those?

Chadus_Maximus ,

No.

Heavybell ,
@Heavybell@lemmy.world avatar

Yes.

NaoPb ,

What I hate is how in Firefox in Linux I only have these tiny “slim” scrollbars that hide when not in use.

EddoWagt ,

I’m sure you can disable that behaviour

orphiebaby ,

I just looked and I don’t see it.

EddoWagt ,

It might need some CSS tweaking, which is definitely more complex than just a toggle in the settings unfortunately

basxto , (edited )
@basxto@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I didn’t notice much since generally don’t have the arrow buttons and I wouldn’t use them. I use arrow keys, pagination keys, home/end key, scroll wheel/motion, drag the bar or click somewhere to jump there. Those buttons were always quite tiny.

But the behavior of my scrollbar looks like this: slides in on use or when the mouse gets moved; gets fatter when hovered

Though hiding stuff sucks indeed.

Edit: You can configure scrollbar to always be visible.

NaoPb ,

Well I mainly want the big scrollbars back. Even if these shadow scrollbars of 2px width don’t auto-hide,I still hate them.

I did find an addon at some point but it seems that it can’t override system settings but I can’t find where it should be a system setting to use these slim scrollbars.

basxto ,
@basxto@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

The scrollbar should double it’s width when you hover it and the hover area is the width of the wider scroll bar with a 6px wide bar and 3px margins on the left and right.

“Always show scrollbars” also constantly gives you the wider scrollbar.

Unless you were already talking about this scrollbar and not the thinner 3px wide one with 1px margin

gaiussabinus , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record

Some ones been waiting for this since he was hired

Gork , to lemmyshitpost in Cast out from the jungle / With no rations or canteen

Are they casting Sauron’s rings in that thing? Jeebus.

jimmydoreisalefty , to memes in We all go through that goofy looking stage

Looks like Braxton is going through a phase, similar to emo/scene phase, maybe…

https://lemmus.org/pictrs/image/545ee4fa-2205-4ce7-9670-c5838fecbd30.webp

MxM111 ,

Baphomet phase of Braxton.

MonkderZweite ,

… he has a flower on his head.

jimmydoreisalefty ,

To look pretty, more confident with it on.

saltnotsugar , to memes in Pleas wait

Hey can you mark a porcelain figure of a woman and a chicken?
“Sure, old ladies love-“
Yeah but the chicken needs a gaping asshole.

CorrodedCranium ,
@CorrodedCranium@leminal.space avatar

A terrifying exhibit about what cloacas are

rotopenguin ,
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

A titillating display of what cloacas are

Gabu ,

I’ll be honest, the audience for this one is very small.

calzone_gigante , to lemmyshitpost in C O L O N I Z E

Dude just gave people ideas of how to get revenge on bad landlords, spray some spores on your last day and hope for the worse.

hydroptic ,

I thought that was the point of the image

llamapocalypse ,

That was definitely the joke, yeah

gravitas_deficiency ,
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