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hypnicjerk , to lemmyshitpost in Overthrow a Government and Install a Puppet Dictator? The CIA will do it for Bananas!

MKULTRA was the result of Allen Dulles’s hypno kink.

Cheradenine ,

Well, voyeurism kink too. When they ran brothels in the u.s. and dosed the clients, then filmed them. You know, normal stuff we all do, but usually don’t get paid for.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Midnight_Climax

Tar_alcaran ,

That codename is both amazing and absolutely shit

yamapikariya , to lemmyshitpost in Overthrow a Government and Install a Puppet Dictator? The CIA will do it for Bananas!
@yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com avatar

You are being watched. The government has a secret system, a machine that spies on you every hour of every day. I know because I built it. I designed the machine to detect acts of terror, but it sees everything. Violent crimes involving ordinary people, people like you. Crimes the government considered irrelevant. They wouldn’t act, so I decided I would. But I needed a partner, someone with the skills to intervene. Hunted by the authorities, we work in secret. You’ll never find us. But victim or perpetrator, if your number’s up, we’ll find you.

Bassman27 ,

You guys hiring?

bquintb ,
@bquintb@midwest.social avatar

You have to be mormon…they hire from BYU

TokenBoomer ,

Why is this plausible?

lars ,

It’s fact. Submission to authority and being able to keep two versions of the truth in harmony without realizing you’re even doing it is highly marketable to them.

TokenBoomer ,

It was rhetorical, but thanks for explaining.

TrickDacy ,

You made it sound even creepier than usual

refurbishedrefurbisher ,
refurbishedrefurbisher ,

Lol dat Person of Interest reference

saddlebag ,

Is this a creepypasta?

refurbishedrefurbisher ,
TokenBoomer ,
adhocfungus ,

It was fun to see Michael Emerson in Fallout with a dog that looks just like Bear. He’ll always be some variation of Finch to me.

yamapikariya ,
@yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com avatar

Oh my God I didn’t know he was in fallout. I guess I’m definitely watching that now

pleb_maximus ,

The government has a secret system, a machine that spies on you every hour of every day.

That hasn’t been a secret for quite a while by now.

yamapikariya ,
@yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com avatar

You shouldn’t have said that, you now have a target on your back. They will come after you.

pleb_maximus ,

I am not the first to say it or the one to reveal it. And since we didn’t do shit about it I doubt they care about me saying it.

KillingTimeItself , to lemmyshitpost in Home Depot

this is some real shit

starman2112 , to lemmyshitpost in Home Depot
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Someone draw it

Napain , to lemmyshitpost in Home Depot

they are dating

gmtom , to lemmyshitpost in Home Depot

And they are a couple

empireOfLove2 , to lemmyshitpost in Home Depot

Smash both

photonic_sorcerer ,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Hell yeah

fenrrs , to lemmyshitpost in Positive

Not hotdog

lowleveldata , to lemmyshitpost in Home Depot

Who’s fucking who again?

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

Yes.

holycrap , to lemmyshitpost in Home Depot

This really feels like an ad

can ,

That’s what they said about Seinfeld

Melkath , to lemmyshitpost in Home Depot

In fairness, when my scrawny ass was working refunds and continually hauling water heaters from the front entrance to the compactor in the far back, it was garden that was full of jacked dudes who helped me every once in a while.

ChicoSuave ,

Garden and lumber had the best forklift drivers. Building materials and hardware had the jacked dudes from lifting bullshit weight all day.

PP_BOY_ , to lemmyshitpost in Home Depot
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Home Depot will hire only the ugliest, most beer-bellied men and literal 10/10 college girls. There are no in-betweens. Go to your local Home Depot and look.

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

This does not apply where I am. May be your store or regional manager influence.

surewhynotlem ,

Sounds like your store’s manager is a pervert. Time to call corporate.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Mine definitely is. The store is full of bears.

xx3rawr ,

Except that they’re literal bears

Entropywins ,

Would you rather be stuck on a home depot with a bear or…

A_Very_Big_Fan ,

Sounds like an OSHA violation

boatsnhos931 ,

Nicceee

NinePeedles , to lemmyshitpost in Home Depot

Comma vs hyphen

gregorum , to lemmyshitpost in Home Depot

Me in appliances

🤑🤑🤑🤑

StrongHorseWeakNeigh ,

Me in online orders (I do everything): 💪

bolexforsoup , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Positive

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