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swab148 , to memes in US Governor has called in the national guard
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I think we all need to figure out the bassis of this. It could lead to real violince!

HenriVolney , to memes in US Governor has called in the national guard

Dad joke tier

Fiivemacs , to memes in yeugh

Put him over the camera on the self checkout…someone will come to assist you in carrying your groceries to the car

jimmydoreisalefty , to memes in We all go through that goofy looking stage

Looks like Braxton is going through a phase, similar to emo/scene phase, maybe…

https://lemmus.org/pictrs/image/545ee4fa-2205-4ce7-9670-c5838fecbd30.webp

MxM111 ,

Baphomet phase of Braxton.

MonkderZweite ,

… he has a flower on his head.

jimmydoreisalefty ,

To look pretty, more confident with it on.

db2 , to memes in How do I turn this stupid brain of mine off?

Why would you be doing cpr on a giraffe instead of sleeping though?

Godnroc , to memes in How do I turn this stupid brain of mine off?

If they choked on something, I doubt they have enough space in their lungs to force it out. Clearing the obstructed airway should be the priority first perhaps by running your hands along the neck, then chest compressions to restart the heart and get blood moving oxygen around.

catlover ,

last time (~ half year ago) they thaught me this they said chest compression is more than enough. there should be enough oxygen in the lungs and blood till professional help arrives, and as you said most of the time airway is blocked in these situations

also most people are extremely unconfortable to blow air through someones nose/mouth, so it incrreases the number of people that are willing to help

at least sa far as i know

Bumblefumble ,

Just fyi, chest compressions cannot restart a heart, they can keep blood flowing until an AKG can get it into a normal heartbeat. If the heart is completely stopped, neither compressions or an AKG can do anything.

Zink , to memes in How do I turn this stupid brain of mine off?
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So help me, I worked as a lifeguard this summer and my manager comes in one day and asks me how I would perform cpr on a giraffe and showed me this image.

It was posted on the wall of our break room. Nobody could provide a solid answer.

Umbrias ,

Chest compressions >> new air

Get a second person to help on breathing

Get a third to make trading roles easier.

navi ,
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Imagine it waking up and it slithering that tongue down into your stomach.

draconik ,

No thanks, I'm good

VikingHippie ,

I double dare you

PeriodicallyPedantic , to memes in We all go through that goofy looking stage

Braxton giving me those EYES 🫦

Track_Shovel OP ,

Yeah, but they are 3 nautical miles apart

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

Just enough space to get lost in 🫦🤩

jimmydoreisalefty ,

Yes, those dreamy eyes, that’s how they get you!

gravitas_deficiency , to memes in How do I turn this stupid brain of mine off?
CobraChicken , to memes in We all go through that goofy looking stage
jawa21 ,
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Noone is discussing “titty knuckles.” I need resolution here.

usualsuspect191 ,

They both look like they haven’t slept in weeks

CobraChicken ,

Or have been up all night crying and fighting and making up

VikingHippie , (edited ) to memes in How do I turn this stupid brain of mine off?

That settles it: I’m just not in good enough shape to be a zookeeper. I think I’ll be a baseball player in stead.

walter_wiggles , to memes in We all go through that goofy looking stage

OMG Track_Shovel is soo cuuute!

Track_Shovel OP ,
weariedfae , to memes in How do I turn this stupid brain of mine off?

Obviously you should be doing compressions only on a giraffe.

Look at how far the blood has to go to get to the brain, you can’t afford the time do to rescue breaths.

Plus consider how far the lungs are away from the mouth and how large they are. There’s no way your 2 puny exhales have enough pressure to get there, let alone inflate the lungs enough to oxygenate anything.

No, it’s abundantly clear you need to do compressions only until someone gets the giraffine AED.

3ntranced ,

Or do a 2-man rescue and one pumps the chest and the other administers rescue breaths, or more likely just continues blowing constant air to try to get some positive pressure in the airway to fill the lungs.

The real question here i think is what would cause a giraffe to lose a pulse that wouldn’t already likely be it’s cause of death regardless?

Mothra , to memes in We all go through that goofy looking stage
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You gotta give it to Braxton, he’s the GOAT

bizarrocullen , to memes in We all go through that goofy looking stage

Don’t lie, that goat is cute. You’d definitely date him if you were a goat.

DancingIsForbidden ,
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I now identify as a goat (for Braxton only). ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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