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RadButNotAChad , to memes in oof

Napster was reparations for Soul Asylums Strangers With Candy album.

squiblet ,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

For me, it's every Metallica album after Justice For All, and Lars Ulrich can definitely fuck off.

Squirrel , to memes in Look, a keystone species
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

That was the goal all along.

ikapoz , to memes in Look, a keystone species

Acorn trees? You mean oak trees?

Sammy ,
@Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The ones that make acorns. Acorn tree. ‘S got acorns on it, what else do you call it?

Track_Shovel OP ,

Bruh, I know the difference, and you know the difference, but the person I shamelessly stole this meme from doesn’t. Please file your concerns with them.

SexyTimeSasquatch ,

By reposting the meme, you have implicitly accepted full responsibility for it’s content. That’s like rule 7 of the Internet or something.

WhatAmLemmy ,

Please file your complaint with someone who gives a shit

lugal ,

Fight Club Rule 7: Fights will go on as long as they have to.

Track_Shovel OP ,

You’re right, but I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again - they can’t all be winners.

KISSmyOS ,

Rule 7 is “Anonymous is still able to deliver”.
archive.org/stream/…/RulesOfTheInternet..txt

Stumblinbear ,
@Stumblinbear@pawb.social avatar

I’VE ALWAYS LIKED RULE 39

thefartographer ,

To whomever it may concern:

The fuck is that???

curiousaur ,

Here’s your dunce cap: ∆

duckington ,

Haha yes indeed therein lies the humor ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

CoolMatt ,

I interpreted it to be from the squirrel’s perspective. Let alone miraculously knowing what an acorn and a tree are called, how do you expect a squirrel to know it’s an Oak tree?

Norgur , to memes in Look, a keystone species

"Accidentally"
"Forgetting"

hunter2 , to memes in Look, a keystone species

What a hero, single-handedly counteracting deforestation. You go squirrel man, you go!

tacosanonymous , to memes in Your wildest fantasies come true in the holodeck

Wtf? Take a breather, Janeway.

RickyRigatoni , to memes in oof
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

You buy a Sony CD and decide to play it on your computer.

Your computer now has a rootkit installed.

foggy ,

“most people who had the rootkit installed on their machine dont know what a rootkit is anyways; why should I care?”

-sony’s response

rbos ,
@rbos@lemmy.ca avatar

And these days people just install the rootkit, only it’s allegedly to prevent game cheating.

hackris ,

And, when called out, everyone tells you you’re a paranoid, tinfoil hat wearing, organ trafficking criminal

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

That’s because you guys throw around the word “rootkit” like my parents call everything “woke” or “communist.”

You probably couldn’t even define what a rootkit is yet you’re scared shitless of a thing you can’t properly define.

So yeah, anyone who’s afraid of something they don’t even understand fully is absolutely paranoid.

rbos ,
@rbos@lemmy.ca avatar

Most people are not fully cognizant of the rights they sign away in a click through. There is paranoid and there is prudent.

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Read the EULA, if you don’t want an anticheat that requires those permissions then don’t install the game.

Something having kernel access doesn’t make it a rootkit, it makes it high-risk for misuse by a threat actor. Only if the software was exploited by a bad actor to acquire root/hardware permissions would this issue actually become something.

That, or if the anticheat wasn’t uninstallable and/or dodged scans intended to locate it, etc.

rbos ,
@rbos@lemmy.ca avatar

Putting the responsibility to understand legalese (and advanced concepts like rootkits) to such an extent on the end user is just straight gaslighting. Nobody has the required expertise to determine what an EULA actually says outside of the lawyer who wrote it, and even then, I wouldn’t guarantee it.

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Damn now we are misusing gaslighting as well to just mean “hiding something.”

rbos ,
@rbos@lemmy.ca avatar

Ugh. As in blaming someone, casting aspersions on them for something that isn’t their fault or responsibility. Words broaden in meaning. If you’re going to quibble about semantics, I got nothing to say to you.

vox ,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

well the game installs a kernel module without my consent. Isn’t that the definition of a rootkit?

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Did you install a game with anticheat? Did that anticheat require kernel level access? Can you read?

I’m just curious what part is them sneaking something onto your machine that you’re unaware of?

hackris ,

I have no idea if the gamers installing it are “unaware” (I never played such a game), however it’s still a shitty practice. The average Joe has no idea what the hell a rootkit is and it’s predatory to exploit this. Also, no game should install rootkits. For the love of god, it’s a videogame.

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

No game is installing rootkits, you guys just keep misusing the term, as I’ve attempted to explain like five fucking times in this thread.

The average joe clearly doesn’t understand what a rootkit is, as you’ve well established.

vox ,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

most anticheats run in the kernel, even the most popular ones like vanguard.

vox ,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

yeah maybe just design proper authoritive server

Cort ,

Or maybe bring back self hosted servers so you can roll your own

aniki ,

Viva la Gamespy!

vox ,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

slef hosted servers don’t solve cheating on their own either.
proper authoritive server shouldn’t send or accept any information that isn’t strictly necessary, like positions of players that are in a completely different part of the map

explodicle ,

I STILL don’t buy Sony shit because of that. They booby trapped their product and idiots still buy it. There are plenty of competitors who don’t do that.

schmidtster ,

Or they just haven’t been caught yet.

It would be naive to think it’s a singular event.

explodicle ,

Certainly not singular, but it’s very difficult to get away with this undetected because the end user gets physical access to the hardware.

schmidtster ,

Linux is open source, and they had a malware for 10 years that was recently detected.

Having access means nothing if you don’t know what you’re looking for.

AVincentInSpace ,

Wait, what malware was that?

schmidtster ,

Which one? There was the 2020 one by winnti group that attacked Linux servers for a decade, and another in 2021/22 called symbiote, but I don’t know how long that one was hidden for.

TokyoMonsterTrucker , to memes in oof

Worse: you’re a DJ in 1998 and spend $12 for a 6 minute B-side.

julianwgs , to memes in oof

It‘s 2023, you can still listen to the same shitty music, because it is yours to keep.

zammy95 ,

I’m assuming you’re saying still listen to the same shit music you BOUGHT back then?

abraxas ,

The sad truth. I threw out my CD binders at least 10 years ago. I still have some of that uploaded to the cloud, but I’ve swapped provider a few times and probably lost some.

And more often, I Just listen on spotify or youtube music.

julianwgs ,

Yes, the comment was meant as criticism of the streaming era packaged as a joke

tpihkal , to memes in oof

Where the hell you buying CDs for $10 in 1999?

enthusiasticamoeba ,

The standard price where I grew up was $13. Feels like a steal these days.

tpihkal ,

I don’t think any CD I ever wanted enough to buy was less than $16. My family was poor so cassette tapes were still a thing for quite a while.

By the time I could start thinking about affording CDs, I’d already seen the movie Hackers (1994) and was convinced everything would be digital really fucking fast.

I started converting my CDs in the Napster era.

enthusiasticamoeba ,

Yeah, I only had a handful of CDs because they were too expensive! I jumped on the napster train and got a CD burner as soon as I could.

teamevil ,

CD Depot.

hemko , to memes in oof

Oh I would listen the shit album 100 times and memorize the lyrics for each song. It might have been bad album, but it was mine and I was so excited to bring it home.

But also I was very young

teamevil ,

So you too owned Limp Bizkit albums

foggy , to memes in oof

1999?

Try $20.

CyberEgg , to memes in Your wildest fantasies come true in the holodeck

Holodecks are a terrifying technology.
Imagine your friends beam you into a running program while you are sleeping.
Everybody, when something out of the ordinary happens, would at first say: ”Computer, stop program!”

rockerface ,
TheOneCurly ,
@TheOneCurly@lemmy.theonecurly.page avatar

I have to believe an experienced holodeck user would be able to detect some of the telltale signs pretty easily. Like replicated food, if you see it enough you probably notice “holodeck vase #5” showing up scattered around the background of scenes as clutter. Or even minor visual distortions where it switches from 3d to the false horizon.

CyberEgg ,

I’m sorry to disappoint you, but I randomly rewatched ‘Ship in a Bottle’ and even Data only recognizes they’re still in a simulation due to a blank transporter log. No visual clues, no glitch in the matrix, an empty log that could have been empty for any other reason.

Uniquitous , to memes in oof

And there are only 6 tracks, and also the CD was $20.

paultimate14 ,

They are typically 45-60 minutes. Which could be 1 long song, or 20+ short songs.

ianhclark510 ,
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This post brought to you by Dopesmoker

teamevil ,

That fucking album is proof there was hope, except it bankrupted London Records which killed Grotüs’ career. They are a dope ass band I found in a CD store with throwaway CDs for a dollar in 99. Definitely worth it for them. YouTube Grotüs’ Mass.

ianhclark510 ,
@ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I thought Dopesmoker was released by Tee Pee lol

Uniquitous ,

Dude, I was there. I lived it. Step off.

paultimate14 ,

Bruh I’m looking over at my shelf of CD’s from the time.

But let’s look at the best selling albums that came out in 1999, the year referenced in the meme.

  1. Backstreet Boys - Millennium - 12 tracks
  2. Britney Spears - Baby One More Time - 11 tracks (or more, depending on the version)
  3. Santana - Supernatural - 13 tracks
  4. Celine Dion - All the Way… A Decade of Song - 16 tracks (kind of weird as it’s a compilation)
  5. Ricky Martin - Ricky Martin - 14 Tracks
  6. Blink-182 - Enema of the State - 12 tracks
  7. RHCP - Calofornication - 15 tracks
  8. Christina Aguilera - Christina Aguilera - 12 tracks (I think? I’m only finding re-releases that include more bonus tracks now)
  9. Creed - Human Clay - 11 tracks
  10. Dido - No Angel - 12 tracks

Maybe back in the day you mistakenly bought singles instead of albums?

abraxas ,

Mostly THAT was EPs. Some of the best albums are EPs, but they’re short.

Rose for the Dead EP, was my favorite one. 6 songs.

NIN Broken was 8 songs.

A lot of punk albums have plenty of songs, but they’re so short some of them have terrible play times. OpIvy Energy (the first bootleg I ever had) is only about 35 minutes long and the whole thing mostly fit on one side of a (small) cassette tape.

I could probably find more, but that’s just off the top of my head.

paultimate14 ,

Isn’t that kind of the point of EP’s though? They’re ~half the length and should be cheaper to compensate for that.

abraxas ,

“should be”

Of the above, I only remember Rose for The Dead… costing easily as much as an LP.

ThatFembyWho ,

Hey that was the soundtrack to high school. I downloaded half of them on dialup, via Napster/Gnutella/whatever.

#7 is one of the only ones you’ll hear to this day.

Uniquitous ,

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jar_of_Flies I rest my case you condescending asshat.

paultimate14 ,

As an EP that wouldn’t have been $20 lol.

Uniquitous ,

As if you would even know.

paultimate14 ,

You’re just mad you got ripped off 25 years ago lol

Dasnap , to memes in Your wildest fantasies come true in the holodeck
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“Enable sexual content.”

moog ,

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