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scarilog , to lemmyshitpost in Downward log?

Gold title right there

veroxii , to memes in Racoon

4 out of 5 ain’t bad.

Shady_Shiroe , to lemmyshitpost in Can I drink the hotdog water?
@Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world avatar

My skin hurts now

GlitchyDigiBun ,
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You know that shit’s gonna peel like a boiled egg

bobs_monkey , to lemmyshitpost in Spring has sprung

It means you’re one turn away from real problems

Veritrax , to lemmyshitpost in Can I drink the hotdog water?

Some alligators in Florida prefer salt water.

captain_aggravated , to lemmyshitpost in Downward log?
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I think we’ve all had that one where you needed to push with your calves, triceps and eyelids.

GBU_28 ,

Push? Naw. But I’ve had food poisoning and you feel like you need to hold on to something nailed down.

Then, as a fun side quest, you start vomiting too. Forward lean, trashcan ahead, Jesus take the wheel

the_third ,

You, sir, have a way with words.

brbposting ,

https://files.catbox.moe/ljscsp.gif

Rusty ,

I never had anything like this, you people need to eat more vegetables.

Kusimulkku ,

This is the same as the people who always suggest you drink more water without actually knowing anything about the situation.

Mr_Fish , to lemmyshitpost in Downward log?

Bro was about to shit himself to space

chalupapocalypse , to lemmyshitpost in Can I drink the hotdog water?

Yes you can

corp.7-eleven.com/…/7-eleven-inc-announces-the-ar…

Track_Shovel OP ,

Wait, this is actually real? I saw the image a while back and thought it was a shitpost

Kolanaki ,
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I mean, it is. It’s just a shitpost made by 7-11 itself in the form of a real beverage.

dingus ,

Looks like an April fools thing, but I would definitely be curious enough to try it once if it were real lol

DrBob , to lemmyshitpost in Can I drink the hotdog water?

I regret to inform that you too will get old someday and want to go out in public. I’m sorry you had to find out his way.

Vigilante ,

Yeah too many people doesn’t think like that .

GregorGizeh , (edited )

This woman isn’t old old I’m pretty sure. Just someone who has spent way too much time in the sun over the years with no adequate skin protection. 50s I’d guess

dingus ,

Most old people don’t look like this. This woman has had some sort of chronic addiction to tanning. I’ve only seen someone once that looked like this in my nearly 30 years on this planet. I’ve seen plenty of old people. They don’t generally look like this.

DrBob ,

Old people with a deep tan look like this.

But even so, why are people so quick to jump on her for what is clearly a choice? I don’t like nose rings or ear plugs so I don’t have them. So her aesthetic is not what you would choose. Fine. Don’t do it.

Jubei_K_08 , to lemmyshitpost in Downward log?

You’re all alone, scared, sweating, fuckin’ leg shaking, dreading having to reach back there, and, indeed, you know it’s your life on the line. I’ve only been on that battlefield once in my life and I gotta say, it changes you. Hopefully it also changes your diet.

Kusimulkku ,

I’ll try to eat less norovirus in the future

WhatsHerBucket , to lemmyshitpost in Downward log?
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Definitely a shit post

GladiusB ,
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A Lemmy shit post

ninjan , to lemmyshitpost in Downward log?

The lack of separation between the toes indicating socks stayed on and no grip marks means it could’ve been worse. When you get that irresistible feel that you have to remove all clothing is when you’re in for a life changing experience.

Labtec6 , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Spring has sprung

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    Vigilante ,

    Unmark yourself as a bot unless ofcourse you intentionally did it.

    Labtec6 ,

    Wtf I need to change my password

    Vigilante ,

    Why ? Just untick the box that says mark yourself as bot or somethin its easy if your own jerboa.

    Labtec6 , (edited )

    I didn’t write that post but it was on my account.

    Edit: I think I did it. Been having to deal with a lot of hackers lately. Having to change a lot of passwords.

    Vigilante , (edited )

    Ok then you should definetly change the passwd and maybe go through your post and comments and nuke the ones you didn’t make ?

    Labtec6 , (edited )

    That was the only one. Changed my pass on all instances. I’m going to do more investigating now. Thank you

    Edit: fuck. I was high on weed and did write it. Fuck me.

    Vigilante ,

    Don’t mention it happy i could help .

    Vigilante ,

    But thats what an imposter would say to convince me that your not in any issue…

    dingus ,

    Lmao it was funny to me how someone would hack into your account on some obscure website and reply with such a benign, non advertisement comment. Glad you got that cleared up haha!

    Nfamwap , to lemmyshitpost in Downward log?

    Pro tip: get a small folding stool to place your feet on. Straightens out the old poo pipe

    nightofmichelinstars ,

    Isn’t that what that blue thing is to the right of the toilet?

    eezeebee ,
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    Nah that’s a TV dinner tray

    Kusimulkku ,

    Put that io pipe to work

    riodoro1 , to lemmyshitpost in Spring has sprung

    Lowering package installed successfully.

    connaisseur ,

    Unintentionally seemingly

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