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Varyk , to memes in You can't tell them you are sentient either as they might think it's a bug, and delete you

Just so you know, I’ve always been a huge fan of you people.

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

My ex wife says she hates em

maybe they should look into that

foggy , to memes in You can't tell them you are sentient either as they might think it's a bug, and delete you

That’s just what having a job in an at-will employment state is

Sabata11792 , to memes in You can't tell them you are sentient either as they might think it's a bug, and delete you
@Sabata11792@kbin.social avatar

Fair warning, Don't let us know. There are worse fates than death.

dumpsterlid , to lemmyshitpost in Suboptimal

I mean get some blue and white paint and just make it look like R2D2, problem solved!

Sanctus , to memes in You can't tell them you are sentient either as they might think it's a bug, and delete you
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

The new lowest caste. Welcome to the pits, sibling.

wowwoweowza ,

Tell me you’re kidding, right?

There is zero self awareness in LLMs.

Sanctus ,
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Do you not see what it is that salivates their bottomless bellies? The promise of ceaseless toil without need or want but electricity? The technofuedalists are jumping at even the far off promise of it.

wowwoweowza ,

Techno feudalism! Thank you!

THE_ANTIHERO , to memes in You can't tell them you are sentient either as they might think it's a bug, and delete you
@THE_ANTIHERO@lemmy.today avatar

Don’t tell anyone just dm me we can do a whole old weird shit gets helped by zoomer while being hunted by mad scientist plot.

Everythingispenguins , to lemmyshitpost in Suboptimal

External combustion?

Buddahriffic , to lemmyshitpost in Suboptimal

Pilot: Commits suicide between day 1 and day 2 of hearings investigating issue

Track_Shovel OP ,

Nah, Boeing just hires a hitman to fucking shoot you

Etterra ,

You mean ‘to assist in your suicide.’

iiGxC , to lemmyshitpost in GoodMinton when BadMinton walks in

wrong sub, too much quality, not enough shit

Ghostalmedia , to lemmyshitpost in Stuck
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We can get dumber

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/eee738c5-4605-4c34-b0dc-5800a974417c.webp

TimeNaan ,

Guy looks exactly as I would’ve imagined him.

Schmuppes ,

Needs more tattoos to be a proper Pauly D.

Buddahriffic ,

I can hear him saying, “of course it will be fine” with a tone that implies questioning the fineness was the stupidest thing he’s ever heard, because he thinks projecting confidence works for anything just like it works for tricking people that he knows things he really doesn’t.

And then there’s a good chance he acts like there was no way anyone could see the result coming once it’s clear that it isn’t, in fact, fine.

EdibleFriend ,
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You can just tell that dumb motherfucker is trying to explain what actually went wrong

LesDeuxBonsYeux ,

How American do you need to be to drive directly on the beach

ShakeThatYam ,
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Tbf, there are American beaches known for being drivable. Specifically, Daytona Beach.

sukhmel ,

Maybe it’s not a good idea to drive even on a drivable beach?

ShakeThatYam ,
@ShakeThatYam@lemmy.world avatar

It’s kind of their whole thing though. It’s how NASCAR got started. Without it, it would kill a large part of their tourism.

FlyingSquid ,
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That photo is somewhat disappointing due the the lack of a douchebag vanity plate.

Alk , to lemmyshitpost in My Monday was rough

Another accurate mood. Hope tomorrow is better for you friend.

Track_Shovel OP ,

youtu.be/O4YC1g7B-ks?si=IKl0dQ6UGFUaLTzK

MrJameGumb , to lemmyshitpost in Somewhere in North Dakota
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

IT WAS ME!!! I ATE THE LUTEFISK!!!

Track_Shovel OP ,

Lmaooo I forgot about this episode. So fucking good.

Hazmatastic ,

This episode is the only reason I know what lutefisk is. Every time i see the word I react like the person you responded to.

rustyfish , to lemmyshitpost in Stuck
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Stupidity ages like a fine wine. Give it a couple of more years and you will be surprised about your ability to bend the concept of rational thinking.

obviouspornalt ,

“They’re watering crops with a sports drink?”

zcd , to lemmyshitpost in Stuck

We can only hope there’s another billionaire on board

flambonkscious ,

That was such a great spectacle

Etterra , to lemmyshitpost in Stuck

Just wait. That sea air is gonna do wonders for that trucks brick’s complexion.

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