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UndercoverUlrikHD , to lemmyshitpost in Sit up straight, damnit

Sitting up straight isn’t magically better than sitting in a more resting position.

nonfuinoncuro , to lemmyshitpost in Green Energy

checkmate atheists

SeramisV , to lemmyshitpost in Green Energy
@SeramisV@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

V1 ultrakill

JayDee , to lemmyshitpost in Sit up straight, damnit

I am reclined so a can unwind. I have engaged my abs now though.

LemmyKnowsBest , to lemmyshitpost in Sit up straight, damnit

Hah, why do you assume the worst of people? I am so conscious of my posture that I am constantly working on it even when resting. While I browse Lemmy I am laying down in a bridge position squeezing my glutes.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/da4778bd-56f5-4c86-98b1-ac130b18c4f6.jpeg

Track_Shovel OP ,

I should do more of these.

MonkderZweite , to memes in Apple

Well, Samsung’s are a bit more modified.

BurnSquirrel , to lemmyshitpost in YEEET

but a buffalo has the spines crossing the shoulder and onto the neck, the spinasaurus spines are all on the back

Track_Shovel OP ,

Get the fuck out of here with your logic

someguy3 ,

Planking master.

onion ,

That means the muscles are for bending the spine, a.k.a twerking

Aceticon , to lemmyshitpost in Green Energy

Surelly using the rotational energy of corpses turning in their graves at what’s done in their name/by their family/just done somewhere, would be easier.

For one, they’re way easier to procure than vampires plus the raw material requirements are lower (in some cases merelly saying certain things is enough to induce rotation).

There are some downsides, however, such as how they have to be in graves for it to actually work (so it’s probably a method best used for bulk generation using existing graveyards, plus there are some engineering challenges in connecting the actual corpses in situ to the turbines for energy generation, which are not present in a system made from the ground up for energy generation such as the vampire piston) and, of course, as the corpses age and decompose they become more brittle and it’s easier to get catastrophical failure if the turbine offers too much resistance, which means energy production decreases over time or, to avoid turbine replacement later, from the get go a less powerful turbine has to be connected to a pristine condition corpse.

Track_Shovel OP ,

You’re also forgetting the fact that we have to do things to make them turn in the first place.

My recovery period between bouts with furry porn is steadily decreasing as I age, for instance and this is a limitation in your system.

Aceticon ,

As I mentioned, merelly saying certain things is enough.

For example, going to a Christian cemitery and shouting “God is dead!” is probably enough to get lots of them going. I wouldn’t at all be surprised if with the right setup merely reading pretty much anything by Nietzsche out loud could yield several gigawatts-hour worth of electrical energy production.

Adalast ,

Unfortunately, in some cases, this would create negative feedback which would affect efficiency. As an example, Rudolf Diesel is currently rotating in his grave at approximately 2e6 RPM at the current implementation of the diesel engine, his invention. For context at his posthumous displeasure, the when tuned used properly, the diesel engine is the singular most efficient internal combustion engine. That proper use: steady, consistent operation at an invariant rotation running on a waste byproduct of the gasoline refinement process. What it is unquestioningly not designed for: operating devices which turn on and off frequently and require a variation in output power to operate, you know, like a motor vehicle.

So, with all that in mind, attaching a rotational corpse drive to him would generate immense amounts of power initially and push the vehicle and shipping markets towards EVs even faster, but as that happens, his ire will abate and he will begin to slow his rotation until it eventually comes to a peaceful rest, but the power deficit created by that would definitely cause economic and social problems.

SchmidtGenetics , to memes in The Extra Mile

Nah in a lot of cases the guy doing the bare minimum also makes more than you.

Track_Shovel OP ,

He’s a project manager!

TrickDacy ,

Do project managers make decent money? In my field I’ve always been told developers make significantly more.

Bene7rddso ,

I would make more as project manager, but I don’t want to be on the phone and write mails with clients all day

Track_Shovel OP ,

I would rather set myself on fire than to look at budgets, billable rates, timesheets, or talk to people.

I’m hardore technically aligned, and far enough along in my career (and at a good enough company) that I can turn down opportunities to PM.

nrezcm ,

Look at this fat cat who can turn down opportunities over here!

Track_Shovel OP ,

He’s such a dick

TrickDacy ,

May I ask what your field is? I am in software development.

Viking_Hippie ,

looks around barley, I think? 🤷

TrickDacy ,

Ha. Ha. Ha. Lol, sort of

Bene7rddso ,

Industrial automation

g8phcon2 ,
@g8phcon2@kbin.social avatar

When I was in college I learned I liked the idea of coding a lot more than I liked coding. Now I know just enough C++ to be able to translate dev speak into corporates speak and back, can claim to be an engineer, and get to talk to stupid people, who think they are smart, who think that I'm really smart, and I spend more of my day on social media. I had one job that in the six months I was there I think I actually did MAYBE 40 hours of work. If it wasn't for "business conditions related to COVID-19" I'd probably still work there, though I'm making more, and working somewhat more, now.

g8phcon2 ,
@g8phcon2@kbin.social avatar

developers SHOULD make more, but in my experience they don't. I suspect part of this is because the people that make the salary decisions frequently talk to the PM so they know he's valuable, but the devs even if he has talked to them he likley doesn't have a relationship with them, and sees them primarily as a number of spreadsheet that can be replaced with less expensive developing nation devlopers anytime the stock price goes down (or in my case went up but they thought it was going to go down, so they went ahead and laid off 1,000 devs in the States anyway, promising to hire 3,000 Indian devs in their place, and then not actually doing that even, which made the stock price go up again)

Neato ,
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

Every time I’ve been promoted I’ve made more money and done less work. At this rate I’ll be 9-5 on the golf course in a few years making $500k/yr.

Kidding. Golf blows.

NovaPrime ,
@NovaPrime@lemmy.ml avatar

Whoa there friend, let’s not disparage the game just because of its association with capitalist pigs and blowhards.

explodicle ,

Free golf for everyone!

captainlezbian ,

Can I disparage it for it’s ecological impact?

NovaPrime ,
@NovaPrime@lemmy.ml avatar

Fair

Neato ,
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

I like mini golf. Good use of land competitively. If CEOs met in the mini golf course I think the world would be in a better place.

Honytawk ,

More interesting too

Just misses riding the cart

Neato ,
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

Golf cart racing track! Adjacent to the mini golf

lowleveldata , to memes in The Extra Mile

The real payment is all the traumas we got along the overtimes

Track_Shovel OP ,

Hah! You got overtime? I just got trama and toxic managers.

In a better spot now, though

Gork ,

At my previous job they had a special term for unpaid overtime: “Professional time”

So glad I’m no longer working there.

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

“Professional time” sounds like a euphemism for wanking off on the clock.

Bene7rddso ,

Unpaid overtime probably (which would be a hard no from me)

Track_Shovel OP ,

We got straight banked time off in-lieu. It was bullshit.

goferking0 ,

True, but better than the places that expect it for nothing in return

g8phcon2 ,
@g8phcon2@kbin.social avatar

Yeah, that's a crock. My first corporates job did that to us, and then never approved the paid vacation requests, let-a-lone the banked time-off we were promised for being such good cubicle slaves working above and beyond, and it is all legal because "exempt salary employee"

Track_Shovel OP ,

Hah, cubicle. Not to shit on you, but that would have been much preferable to my situation. Seasonal environmental field work - 300ish hrs a month from May to November

Dasnap , to lemmyshitpost in you left this at my place
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

LIKE Axel the Sot On FACEBOOK

tsugu OP , to memes in Chat Apps
@tsugu@slrpnk.net avatar

After posting I realized an exported PNG is the same size and looks much better. Enjoy.

Micromot ,

You should be able to change the image after posting I think

tsugu OP ,
@tsugu@slrpnk.net avatar

Interesting. I found the option but despite editing the post and uploading the higher quality image, nothing seems to have changed.

EdibleFriend , to memes in Apple
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

As a person who has never owned anything but android…you can’t possibly think Google is any less evil.

tsugu OP ,
@tsugu@slrpnk.net avatar

slrpnk.net/comment/6754380Nobody is forcing me to buy their phones or their stock version of android though. A lot of people manage to live just fine with fully de-googled roms, installable even on google’s own phones.

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

And do those phones that have been degoogled solve the issue of all the slave labor along the production chain?

And even if you install a ROM… You’re still supporting them. You’re funding Google.

I’m sorry dude but you’re comparing apples to apples. They’re both horrible disgusting companies, and there really is no picking the morally correct side.

tsugu OP ,
@tsugu@slrpnk.net avatar

Google is not a good company by any means, but when you buy their Pixel it’s your device. You can unlock its bootloader and install whichever OS you like. And even with the stock Android you’ve always been free to do anything. There are no features built into Android that lock you in and force the other side to buy one as well. Whereas Apple’s iMessage is available on iPhones only, peer pressuring others into buying one. Saying that buying an iPhone and an Android phone is morally the same is dishonest at the least. Especially since Android is just an open platform and each manufacturer is using their own modified version. Brands such as Xiaomi or Huawei went even beyond the software skin and optimized their ROMs to run especially well with their own hardware. If you buy an iPhone, you are forcing those around you into buying a specific device made by a specific company that loves playing Monopoly a bit too much.

bloodfart ,

Things you buy aren’t moral choices. If there is no ethical consumption under capitalism there must neither be any moral consumption under capitalism either.

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Lol seriously. He’s literally trying to frame Google as the morally correct choice as opposed to the teensy bit less evil choice.

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

I will admit the openness is why I chose one disgustingly evil company over the other. You do have a point there. But there is no getting over the fact that Google is doing serious damage in many ways and just because you managed to uninstall all their spyware when you bought a pixel or any android device you are still funding that. You personally help them grow and become more of a problem for the Internet at large.

And I like that you completely glossed over the biggest point… That they both profit off of slave labor. And of course child labor.

But hey open software means slaves are not as bad right?

tsugu OP ,
@tsugu@slrpnk.net avatar

Like I said, an Android phone does not equal a Pixel made by Google. If you are concerned about where the resources used to manufacture your device are from, get a Fairphone and flash Lineage/CalixOS on it. That way you are “supporting” Google in the smallest possible way and you can still use a smartphone.

WitchHazel ,

The FBI demonstrated during the San Bernardino shooting investigation that Apple must purposefully put backdoors in their devices, as the FBI was able to independently crack the phone, which isn’t possible without a backdoor or a security flaw so poor that a third-world hacker could access it with some level of effort or knowledge.

Do not trust Apple with your privacy, even less so than Google. At least Google will allow you to see everything they’ve collected on you and prevent random bad actors from accessing your data, which is something we can’t be sure of with apple. This isn’t about which is the more moral company, it’s about which is more dangerous to the consumer. Complete lack of control over your computing environment will only make sense in cases where you’re expected to have a complete lack of knowledge of computers and someone else does the thinking and manages your device.

bloodfart ,

The fbi contracted a third party to defeat the limit on passcode attempts so they could brute force the lock screen by having someone just sit there trying every possible code. My understanding is that it involved physical access to the device and the way that process is handled by the phone was reengineered shortly afterwards to prevent it from happening in the future.

That’s not a backdoor, that’s sawing the front door into pieces to avoid triggering the anti-tamper system on the hinges and lock.

If you want backdoor worries, look to the generations of apple chips with undocumented memory mapped io registers that were in development during that time period. But don’t think too hard about how arm chips are developed or why that got left in there or how. You may come to the undeniable conclusion that a natsec cutout is licensing slabs of arm feature silicon with backdoors built in.

This is not a defense of apple. Only a clarification that there wasn’t a backdoor found in the San bernidino phone, and that if you wanna be freaked out about back doors there’s better stuff to get crazy over.

WitchHazel ,

Gotcha gotcha

Thanks for the clarification

bloodfart ,

if youre worried about backdoors and spying, its a good idea to start paying attention to the trade publications and training media made for reprehensible spooks.

they’ll say shit that makes you throw up in your mouth but you’ll never look at push notifications or sms the same way again.

Honytawk ,

Usually, they just copy the phone into a Virtual Machine and copy the machine millions of times to try every password.

SquirtleHermit ,

More than you are implying. An Apple product means you have to buy from Apple. At least with android you can order a Fairphone. Which, while not perfect, is significantly better in the “slave labor” category.

Honytawk ,

Yes, because not all Android phones are made in the same factory. There are brands with next to no slave labour.

NeroRecursive , to memes in Chat Apps
@NeroRecursive@jlai.lu avatar

Hey what’s the app tho?

sharkfucker420 ,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

From left to right we have instagram, signal, whatsapp, element, discord, telegram, and messenger

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Isn’t Instagram the same as messanger?

msage ,

Well, actually no

tsugu OP ,
@tsugu@slrpnk.net avatar

In terms of being useless, most certainly. But they are two separate services despite being owned by the same company.

unconfirmedsourcesDOTgov ,

WhatsApp is also owned by meta, so out of the 7 options, 3 of them are owned by the same company and yet continue to lack support for interoperability.

Trainguyrom ,

The fact that Meta doesn’t even bridge their various services or chat platforms really speaks volumes about what their broader goals and plans are

frezik , to memes in The Extra Mile

And neither gets enough to cover inflation.

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