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loomi , to lemmyshitpost in I am the xlookup of the world

Nowhere in the Bible does a rock hard handsome man in his prime fighting years stare absently at an Excel worksheet.

lud , to memes in I'm giving them a year until lifetime licenses start to mean nothing.

For Context here is one Email I got from Affinity yesterday:

To our amazing Affinity community,

Today marks a momentous new chapter in our journey together.

I am thrilled to announce that Affinity is joining the Canva family.

This is a moment of great excitement, anticipation, and profound gratitude for all of you who have been part of our story so far.

We know that those of you who’ve put your faith in Affinity, some since we launched our very first Mac app, will have questions about what this means for the future of our products. Since the inception of Affinity, our mission has been to empower creatives with tools that unleash their full potential, fostering a community where innovation and artistry flourish. We’ve worked tirelessly to challenge the status quo, delivering professional-grade creative software that is both accessible and affordable.

None of that changes today.

In Canva, we’ve found a kindred spirit who can help us take Affinity to new levels. Their extra resources will mean we can deliver much more, much faster. Beyond that, we can forge new horizons for Affinity products, opening up a world of possibilities that would never previously have been achievable.

Canva’s revolutionary approach to design democratisation and commitment to empowering everyone to create aligns perfectly with our core values and vision. This union is a testament to what can be achieved when two companies that share a common goal of making design accessible and enjoyable for everyone come together.

I want to express my deepest gratitude to our incredible Affinity team. Your passion, dedication, and relentless pursuit of excellence have been the driving force behind our success so far, and I can’t wait to continue this journey with you all.

To our loyal users and the creative community, your support and feedback have been invaluable, we hope this this FAQ will answer many of your questions.

You’ve inspired us to push boundaries and continuously improve, and we’re excited to embark on this new chapter together.

You helped us start a movement.

Today, that movement becomes a revolution.

With heartfelt thanks, Ash Hewson - Affinity CEO

Ashley Hewson

CEO

Another Email I got today:

The Affinity and Canva Pledge

By the Affinity and Canva Teams

As we step into our shared future, we are committing to four pledges that we’re excited to share with the current and future Affinity community. https://email.affinity.serif.com/Images/2024/March/Pledge/pledges-email-image6.png

Earlier this week we shared the news that Affinity had been acquired by Canva. As the dust settles on the announcement, we wanted to say more about our future and our commitment to the Affinity community.

Since our inception, both of our companies have shared the same mission and vision. We were both founded with the belief that design shouldn’t be limited to those who can afford complex software. Our goal has been to make the highest quality design tools available to the largest number of people with fair, transparent and affordable pricing at our core. By joining forces, we’re looking forward to accelerating this shared vision.

Above all, together, we’re committed to continuing and amplifying Affinity’s position as the highest-quality professional-grade design suite on the market, while continuing to empower millions of designers to unlock their creativity and achieve their goals.

1. We are committed to fair, transparent and affordable pricing, including the perpetual licenses that have made Affinity special.

We share a commitment to making design fairer and more accessible. For Canva, this has meant making our core product available for free to millions of people across the globe, and for Affinity, this has meant a fairly priced perpetual license model. We know this model has been a key part of the Affinity offering and we are committed to continue to offer perpetual licenses in the future.

If we do offer a subscription, it will only ever be as an option alongside the perpetual model, for those who prefer it. This fits with enabling Canva users to start adopting Affinity. It could also allow us to offer Affinity users a way to scale their workflows using Canva as a platform to share and collaborate on their Affinity assets, if they choose to.

2. We will double down on expanding Affinity’s products through continued investment in Affinity as a standalone product suite.

We believe Affinity is the highest-quality professional-grade design suite on the market. It’s non-destructive, super fast, and easy to use. As such, we want to reassure you that it isn’t going anywhere.

In fact, we’re committed to using our shared resources to continue expanding Affinity’s products through further investment in Affinity as a standalone product suite. We’re looking forward to accelerating the rollout of highly requested features such as variable font support, blend and width tools, auto object selection, multi-page spreads, ePub export and much more.

These additions will further cement Affinity as the best advanced design suite on the market and will be released over the coming year as free updates to V2.

3. We will provide Affinity free for schools & NFPs.

Canva, which has pledged 30% of its value as a company towards doing good in the world through its two-step plan, offers premium plans at no cost to schools and NFPs all over the world. More than 60 million students and teachers, plus 600,000 charities and registered nonprofits, benefit from this each month.

We’re excited to extend this programme to include free access for schools and nonprofits to Designer, Photo and Publisher. These professional-grade tools will add enormous value to this free offering, helping millions of students to master the craft of design, and empowering mission driven organisations to amplify their voices and maximize their impact.

We’ll share more details on this in the coming months, including what it means for our education and NFP customers that already use Affinity.

4. We are committed to listening and being led by the design community at every step in this journey.

Affinity and Canva were both founded on the basis that their respective communities – of expert and non-expert designers – deserved better. The tools available were overly complex, overly priced, or both. We know designers deserve better. They deserve the highest quality tools to serve their needs and they deserve to be treated fairly.

We also believe the design community also knows best what it needs. As such, we are committed to shaping our products based on your ideas, your feedback and your needs. To kick things off, we’d love to learn more about what you’d like to see as we embark on this next chapter of our journey. What would you like to see in Affinity? What features have you been dreaming of? What would you love to achieve? We’d love to hear from you here.

Thank you to everyone who has been an integral part of the journey so far. We’re excited for the future and can’t wait to see what we can build together.

With gratitude and excitement, The Affinity and Canva Teams

All links and images are from the email and not mine. I also replicated their email formatting in Markdown to make it easier to read on Lemmy.

psud ,

None of that changes today

(It’ll take weeks, at least before we start screwing you)

LiveLM , to memes in I'm giving them a year until lifetime licenses start to mean nothing.

Ah so this is how I find out. Sweet.

FUCK

Roldyclark , to memes in I'm giving them a year until lifetime licenses start to mean nothing.

Ah damnit I love affinity. Can Someone fix Gimp already??

tsugu OP ,
@tsugu@slrpnk.net avatar

It’s worth mentioning that GIMP is mainly developed by two developers. If you wish for the development to be faster, you should consider donating.

Roldyclark ,

Tbh I don’t think it’s fixable. Need to make a fresh start.

Hadriscus ,

What are you talking about ?

tsugu OP ,
@tsugu@slrpnk.net avatar

Literally every meme I’ve ever made was done in GIMP. I can say that the software needs non-destructive editing that applies to transforming layers. So far there’s only non-destructive effects on the layers, but discarding 20 years of work because the software is not a 1:1 copy of Photoshop seems silly.

ProdigalFrog ,

GIMP is an odd project, one that I’m not sure is actually being held back by money, considering they’ve been sitting on a donation of bitcoin since 2014 that now amounts to 1.3 million, and just… haven’t used it, at all?

Krita seems like a more promising project, IMHO.

yistdaj , (edited )

I think it should be clarified that GIMP’s structure isn’t able to make use of donations to GIMP as a single entity. Edit: or at least wasn’t, I hear they can now.

I agree that Krita is more promising though, I switched to Krita years ago and have never looked back.

ProdigalFrog ,

Ah, thank you for the info, I was not aware. I hope they’re able to put that money to good use now.

toastal ,

Adjustment layers are literally coming this year via GEGL.

Anticorp , to memes in I'm giving them a year until lifetime licenses start to mean nothing.

License means you paid us for something we’ll let you use until we don’t feel like it anymore.

dutchkimble , to memes in I'm giving them a year until lifetime licenses start to mean nothing.

Plex lifetime is the gift that keeps on giving. Same with some indexers like nzbgeek.

cooopsspace ,

Plex turned shit years ago.

Switched to Jellyfin and never looked back.

Even rubbed it in my just deleting my Plex accounts with the lifetime pass on it, means nothing to me now.

dutchkimble ,

I see the value of both, and like both. The future of plex with the social aspect is definitely concerning. The future of jellyfin looks great. But as of now I find myself using plex more.

Schadrach , to memes in I'm giving them a year until lifetime licenses start to mean nothing.

Nah, your lifetime license will be fine. They’ll just slightly rename the products, release them as “entirely new, unrelated products” and cease updating it under the old name. You can still use the old, never updated product in perpetuity, if you want…

The first time this happened to me was a MUD client of all things. zMUD discontinued, check out the new cMUD! Also available with a lifetime license just like zMUD was!

Anticorp ,

It’s not uncommon to do what you said, but to also kill the old product so that they’re not available any more. Sometimes it’s the exact same product, but with a different name.

Schadrach ,

Sometimes it’s the exact same product, but with a different name.

That’s basically what zmud/cmud was. He basically slapped a different name on a major update and declared that since it’s a different product it requires a separate license and the old product would no longer be updated.

No need to kill the old product if you just let it stagnate. Things like OS updates and providing no support will slowly kill it for you, without you generating the ill will of prematurely killing lifetime licenses.

reinei ,

Honestly that would only mean no more updates for the 2.0 version though, right?

Like you already had to buy a new license for 2.0 so it would be like Affinity+Canvas going “we are releasing 3.0 tomorrow, sadly it’s subscription only despite our pledges because blah blah blah…” except in your case it’s a name change to allow them to do it without breaking their pledge, no?

devnull406 ,

And that’s why I’m still using Tintin++ - it’s free and it’s great!

Flappyturd , to memes in I'm giving them a year until lifetime licenses start to mean nothing.

I bought a lifetime license for Malwarebytes back in 2012 and I’m shocked that they still honor it to this day. I feel like it’s only a matter of time before I lose it.

UsernameIsTooLon ,

I see so many ads for malware bytes that it almost looks like malware itself lol. I’m pretty sure they have a lot of money.

Patches ,

I’m pretty sure they have a lot of money.

Yes but not all of the monies. - Every single MBA ever to curse the earth with their presence.

LordCrom ,

Hell, I bought a hex editor with lifetime lic back in 1996. The fucking guy answered my email and sent me an upgrade almost 30 years later. Hats off to you.

AlligatorBlizzard ,

Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.

It’s my old go-to whenever I accidentally downloaded something nasty that AVG (back when it was actually okay) couldn’t find. Are they actually still good?

aBundleOfFerrets ,

Gold standard free antivirus these days (and by that I mean the only one that isn’t useless)

AnotherMadHatter , to memes in I'm giving them a year until lifetime licenses start to mean nothing.

I learned my lesson about ‘lifetime’ updates with a Tom Tom GPS unit, from the late '90s, maybe early 2000s. After about 4 or 5 years I couldn’t install the latest map updates, so I contacted CS. They said, “Oh yeah, lifetime means the time of the expected life of the unit, which is 4.5 years. We don’t support that model anymore. Any other questions?”

mindbleach , to memes in I'm giving them a year until lifetime licenses start to mean nothing.

Buying a lifetime license, also known as… buying.

Products aren’t services.

grimacefry ,
@grimacefry@aussie.zone avatar

The service is the developers releasing bug fixes and features that should have been there to begin with.

mindbleach ,

As a programmer, I cannot throw that stone. Software is hard.

But leaving software alone is the easiest thing in the world.

Gigan , to lemmyshitpost in I am the xlookup of the world
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

However thanks to feminism women can now also experience the joys of being a wage-slave! Congratulations!

SlopppyEngineer ,

The system needs them! The economy must grow! It needs moar workers!!

MantidSys ,
@MantidSys@kbin.social avatar

And single women, queer women, and women without families are able to survive by working, instead of being in extremely uncertain/abusive situations (or worse).

So without sarcasm: thanks to feminism, women can experience wage-slaving. Better than being treated as subhumans, even if it's still a crappy life.

maynarkh ,

Yeah, women get to be a wage-slave instead of a wage-slave-slave!

bitwaba ,

Wage slave better than actual slave

ogmios ,
@ogmios@sh.itjust.works avatar

Reminds me of when Bill Gates went to Saudi Arabia and argued for equal rights because it would double their workforce.

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Literally the same fucking argument quark had

feedum_sneedson ,

literally the reason women entered the workforce

nifty ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

I am okay with supporting my wage slave partner for our fam 💪 I am not okay with women not having oppys to support themselves if they have no one but themselves

feedum_sneedson ,

punchline - now nobody can afford the rent on their own, so it’s all shit.

rambling_lunatic ,

People thought that now, households can be twice as rich because they have double the income.

Then all the prices increased so it’s as if both partners are paid half as much as they used to :(

Sloogs ,

And trying to get by on a single income is a fucking nightmare for a lot of people.

rambling_lunatic ,

Indeed

toxicbubble , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in I am the xlookup of the world

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  • HikingVet ,

    Yeah, because modern skeletons have the marks of heavy manual labour on them…

    Dude, you’ve bought into a lie. We definitely work less than people who had to fight to exist from day to day.

    doublejay1999 ,
    @doublejay1999@lemmy.world avatar

    We do not “definitely “ work less. Modern Research by Graber, Wolff , Moss Finley & Peter Garnsey found plenty of evidence to challenge that view.

    scrion ,

    I’m not at home in this field. I have looked at Non-Slave Labour in the Greco-Roman World by Garnsey, and can probably hop on from there, but would you mind providing more details on the sources, e. g. are you referring to the economist Richard D. Wolff? Any particular papers / DOIs you could provide?

    TheChurn ,

    Yeah, because modern skeletons have the marks of heavy manual labour on them…

    Bro have you ever talked to anyone in the trades? They are all limping by 35.

    Not everyone gets a do-nothing laptop job.

    HikingVet ,

    I am in the trades (Journeyman Millwright, former sailor and diesel mechanic), over 35 and am not limping.

    It’s not standard for us to be that broken, that early. Most of the people who are, aren’t paying attention to how they are doing it.

    Not everyone breaks themselves in the trades.

    TranscendentalEmpire ,

    It’s not really an adequate comparison. I work in orthopedics and rehabilitation, and modern people do indeed acquire specific chronic orthopedic ailments based on their occupation.

    Most of these injuries are acquired from jobs where you repeat specific motions all day. It doesn’t really mean you’ve done hard labour, more that you’ve over used specific muscle groups and joints.

    Btw I do agree with your general rebuttal, that any work back then was much more labour intensive. I just don’t know if that particular anthropological fact lends much weight to your argument.

    You’d probably get better information examining the average age of the working male. From anecdotal experience, hard labour is a young mans game. I work in oil country, and I don’t ever have any old rough necks as patients. At least not one’s whole are still working.

    Meron35 ,

    It depends on when in history you are comparing from. For most of human history, humans as hunter gatherers worked on average only 3-8 hours each day.

    Agrarian societies worked similar number of days each year, but work was heavily dependent on weather and seasons. It was the sudden shift to proto industrialisation and industrialisation that brought about an extreme increase to 60-80 hour work weeks, but in the spam of human history this is a very small minority.

    1. The working week in manufacturing since 1820 | How Was Life? Volume II : New Perspectives on Well-being and Global Inequality since 1820 | OECD iLibrary - www.oecd-ilibrary.org/sites/…/index.html?itemId=/…
    Imgonnatrythis ,

    More free time to squeeze the pus out of your sores and more free time for being raped?

    GoddessOfGouda ,

    damn capitalism really fucked you up lol

    doublejay1999 ,
    @doublejay1999@lemmy.world avatar

    ….A fantastic setup, but a rapid descent with and nasty crash landing .

    TranscendentalEmpire ,

    I think that depends on what kind of slave you were… Debt slavery, yeah not the worst thing that could happen. Penal slavery, or slave of war…? No thank you. Not much is really comparable to the fate of being a penal slave mining silver in Iberia. It was a death sentence carried out over a period of being worked to death while breaking rocks.

    ogmios , to lemmyshitpost in I am the xlookup of the world
    @ogmios@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Amen

    Reygle , to lemmyshitpost in I am the xlookup of the world
    @Reygle@lemmy.world avatar

    Doesn’t happen in other, unrelated fairy tales either.

    200ok , to lemmyshitpost in I am the xlookup of the world

    Ironic, given that works of fiction often describe women through the eyes of Garth Algar.

    wesker ,
    @wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you’re gonna hurl?

    200ok ,

    If you’re going to spew, spew into this.

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