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TachyonTele , to lemmyshitpost in How big is this dog?

Lol I do this, but instead of footprints I poop

kamenlady ,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

I think they meant, that they also pooped, since the neighbor was ranting about the poop ( it must have been a dog in their logic, because of the dog footprints )

TachyonTele ,

Oh man, I seriously missed that and thought I was being clever lol.

Sonofa

Corkyskog ,

It’s okay, I thought you meant that you were turning the poop into footprints, which was disturbing to imagine.

TachyonTele ,

That… Uh, that is what I meant! Yeah!

bostonbananarama , to lemmyshitpost in How big is this dog?

Neighbor: Why does this dog eat so much corn!?!

Track_Shovel OP ,

Corn? I don’t reMEMBAH eating any corn!

x4740N , to lemmyshitpost in How big is this dog?
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

What you want to do is get one that is more roughly shaped but still recognisable as a paw print and have the paw part be made of a soft material that hard enough to leave paw prints in dort but inconsistentently so the paw prints in the dirt aren’t perfectly uniform

It would also be better to have the paw part be casted from a real dog paw

brbposting ,

Are there really people who don’t have authentic paw casts for this?

Mounted four of mine on one of these:

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/42e88de0-12b9-46c9-a2f8-addf466a77f3.webp

Broken_Monitor , to mildlyinfuriating in Microsoft extolling the benefits of cloud storage in their Office save dialog

It is BEYOND time to switch to Linux

skuzz ,

Yep, just gotta get off my lazy butt and do it.

dependencyinjection ,

Can you have a word with my boss as we use windows, teams, outlook, copilot, azure, visual studio professional, c# .net.

We do support Facebook too and use Typescript react. Not sure who runs GraphQL maybe hitler.

Broken_Monitor ,

Yeah fair enough, same shit where I work too. It’s a little crazy how protective they are of their proprietary secrets, but they just straight up rely on microsoft to handle all the data, be it via email, cloud services, or that Sharepoint shit. I wonder how many companies would have their secrets exposed if that data was ever stolen from the MS servers?

Hotspur , to mildlyinfuriating in Microsoft extolling the benefits of cloud storage in their Office save dialog

“It’d be a real shame if something happened to your work file. If you pay us monthly, we can make sure your work is protected

NoneYa , to mildlyinfuriating in Microsoft extolling the benefits of cloud storage in their Office save dialog

On most computers, if you hit F12 in any Office application, it will bring the classic Save As window to bypass this bullshit.

It’s also nice if you ever wonder where a document was recently saved. I hit F12 again to see where it last saved.

I use it all the time at work because this has always been such an ugly, convoluted piece of shit to deal with when I just want to save to my local storage.

sgibson5150 OP ,

Holy cow. Thank you! Didn’t know that was there. ❤️

NoneYa ,

Thanks for the shoutout 😊 glad I could share something helpful today!

brbposting ,

I feel like I’m using save locations more than I should be because MacOS has tagging. Just haven’t taken the time to research how useful tags are and, if people like them, the time to get used to it as part of my workflow.

CatZoomies ,
@CatZoomies@lemmy.world avatar

Years ago we learned useful Microsoft keyboard shortcuts to save time, and passed those around the school yard.

Now we’re learningMicrosoft advertisement/predatory privacy-invasive bypass shortcuts and passing it around the school yard.

barsquid ,

Classic Save As LOL. Condolences to everyone who has to deal with this shit.

ptz , to mildlyinfuriating in Microsoft extolling the benefits of cloud storage in their Office save dialog
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

Microsoft needs to go back from “This Computer” to “My Computer”.

When they renamed that OS staple, it really highlighted how they see the device you paid for as theirs.

SpaceNoodle ,

I still hate “My Computer” just as much as I did when I first encountered it.

Nothing was wrong with good ol’ C:\

aniki ,

/ has never let me down.

PhobosAnomaly ,

Just to be a proper poser…

https://feddit.uk/pictrs/image/bdc8ab8a-fcbe-463f-885e-3dfc32214c21.png

…obviously that was a lie, I could never afford persistent storage. Floppy swaps were king.

Zedstrian ,

If you use an adapter, Windows still assigns A:/ and B:/ to floppy disk drives.

xavier666 ,

~/ is more cozy

alyth , to mildlyinfuriating in Microsoft extolling the benefits of cloud storage in their Office save dialog

I only use Windows in corporate settings and OneDrive / file management has been the single biggest pain point for me, by far.

  • Deleted files magically reappearing
  • Files not showing up after saving
  • Confusing save location of files
  • Confusing navigation in the file manger

Windows tries to copy Apple and fails miserably.

nightwatch_admin ,

Indeed, that’s exactly what it is. And godawful too.

TheCheddarCheese ,
@TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world avatar

And it creating a whole other OneDrive folder in your user directory and moving your documents and desktop folder there… It’s so annoying

wizardbeard ,

Sounds like your IT team messed up the setup. In their defense, Microsoft doesn’t make it easy to set it up well.

A “good” setup hides all this shit from the end user. All your “library” folders (Documents, Desktop, Pictures, etc) can be invisibly made into OneDrive folders. Still save your shit where you normally do, navigate in the file manager like you normally do, no lag for changes you do locally to show locally, minor lag (like 1-2 minutes) for changes to propagate to OneDrive itself (and other machines you are currently logged into). Just now everything is backed up to the cloud.

dependencyinjection ,

Right. I save things in the shared folder but I don’t see them when working from home.

Bruncvik ,
@Bruncvik@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve had exactly the same experience. Let me addd one more: when OneDrive decides to back up open files, they ate regularly deleted both from local and cloud. Those are the files I tend to use the most, and I grew so frustrated that I ended recreating my Documents folder steucture in my Downloads folder, which doesn’t get synced. (IT is useless; when I complained abou that, they told me that One Drive was a third-party application, and they didn’t support those. )

xavier666 ,

I have managed to convince IT that Linux is essential for my line of work. My work goes smoothly while I watch my Windows colleagues raise the most absurd tickets for their problems.

“Yeah, it’s a known issue. This needs access to Microsoft servers but our firewall won’t allow it. You need to connect to a hotspot to resolve this.”

“You need to install a package for LaTeX for a different font? Better raise an RFC and get it approved by your supervisor”

“md5sum? Never heard of it. Please justify the business requirement for this tool”

Meanwhile Linux go brrr

Anticorp , to risa in Writers telegraphing their fetishes

WHERE ARE YOU?

GasMaskedLunatic , to programmerhumor in Daemon calls kill -9 on children

We’ve been programming YOU all along.

frezik , to programmerhumor in Daemon calls kill -9 on children

<span style="color:#323232;">BEFOREHAND: close door, each window & exit; wait until time.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    open spellbook, study, read (scan, select, tell us);
</span><span style="color:#323232;">write it, print the hex while each watches,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    reverse its length, write again;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    kill spiders, pop them, chop, split, kill them.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        unlink arms, shift, wait & listen (listening, wait),
</span><span style="color:#323232;">sort the flock (then, warn the "goats" & kill the "sheep");
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    kill them, dump qualms, shift moralities,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    values aside, each one;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        die sheep! die to reverse the system
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        you accept (reject, respect);
</span><span style="color:#323232;">next step,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    kill the next sacrifice, each sacrifice,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    wait, redo ritual until "all the spirits are pleased";
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    do it ("as they say").
</span><span style="color:#323232;">do it(*everyone***must***participate***in***forbidden**s*e*x*).
</span><span style="color:#323232;">return last victim; package body;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    exit crypt (time, times & "half a time") & close it,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    select (quickly) & warn your next victim;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">AFTERWORDS: tell nobody.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    wait, wait until time;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    wait until next year, next decade;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        sleep, sleep, die yourself,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        die at last
</span>
jsomae , to programmerhumor in Daemon calls kill -9 on children

I laugh because this is funny but then I think, oh god what if she’s serious and now there’s going to be a twitter campaign to remove satanic language in tech.

HumanPerson ,

Oh please, I don’t need Satan as an excuse to sacrifice children.

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

This is someone I can get behind!

far_university1990 ,

Better do pull out gun

kameecoding ,

we will just rename them to orphans and then all of a sudden they won’t give a fuck.

Crack0n7uesday , to programmerhumor in Daemon calls kill -9 on children

Windows just calls them dependants.

henfredemars , to programmerhumor in Daemon calls kill -9 on children

Worse sacrifices have been made in the face of a deadline.

bigkahuna1986 , to programmerhumor in Daemon calls kill -9 on children

I found some of my old code a while back that said: Got interrupted killing children? better stop.

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