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match , to lemmyshitpost in Now who is laughing?
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this idea is going straight to space station 13, I’m sure

StrahdVonZarovich ,
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Hey, a fellow space station player in the wild! Please God don’t let the station clown get this, he already tied me up in the library so I have to watch his nonsense.

Godric ,

I’ve played like 2 games of it and have no idea wtf is going on, any tips?

match ,
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make friends and survive :3

skulblaka ,
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I’ve played like 60 games and barely have any idea wtf is going on, good luck lmao

My advice is to pick something relatively low impact like janitor or bartender if it’s available and just try and hang out and see what happens. Or just be an assistant but people tend to ignore you or grief you if you’re assistant. Some of the more complex roles, if you’re interested in trying them, such as engineering or botany, are greatly benefited by figuring out how to host a private server to log on to and practice outside of a real game. Medical, at least as of a couple years ago when I last played, is pretty formulaic and as long as you know what operation you need to perform and have the supplies to do it, you can just follow a wiki page recipe.

Don’t trust sec, don’t trust the clown, if anyone outside of your departnent is being exceptionally nice to you they’re probably going to stuff your corpse in a locker 20 minutes from now if you don’t help them kidnap HoP. Learn to be robust. Rules (both social, and actual game rules and code) will differ, sometimes greatly, depending what server you’re currently on, but reading the Goonstation wiki should give you approximate knowledge of most things.

If you roll antagonist, God be with you, and know that we’ve all royally bungled many an antag objective, most especially when new. Just try to have as much fun as you can, the points don’t matter anyway.

takeda , to memes in Little fucker probably has a tree trunk full of them

But they are grrreat!

Sterile_Technique , to lemmyshitpost in Now who is laughing?
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Hmmm, send it back to R&D. The expelled gasses going directly into the horn would only produce a single-toned “HONK”. Instead, those gasses could be used to inflate a cuff that’s wrapped around a more traditional style clown horn bulb, squeezing the bulb and producing that same noise; but as the cuff loses pressure and bulb reinflates, the air it draws back will produce second tone, providing the clown horn’s signature “HEE-HAW” that our prospective murder victims expect and deserve.

Kowowow ,

You could skip a lot of effort by just using g a rubber chicken

NoSpiritAnimal ,
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Yes but direct gas impingement on a rubber chicken is going to wear some parts. Better to have an indirect system and avoid carbon deposits in your comedy noisemakers.

FlyingSquid ,
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Carlo ,

Wow, way to take advantage of the one opportunity you’ll ever have to use this gif, lol.

FlyingSquid ,
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I try not to miss a good gif opportunity!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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Smithers, have old man Gower killed

Sabre363 , to lemmyshitpost in Now who is laughing?

Not a bad idea, people will just think its a crackhead clown walking down the street shooting people. No reason to call the cops then.

hakunawazo , to memes in How's your housing market these days?

Maybe it’s just the frontend for the umbrella hive?
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/37c53e8d-e6fb-4286-94c7-ed0b358c459d.jpeg

Siegfried ,

For reference, I remember some dude selling an old American missile silo or something (like 6 stories buried in the desert) for like USD 350k

hakunawazo ,

That’s dirt cheap. Missile included?

Siegfried ,

Haha, nope no missile. It’s america, not russia. The post lead to a selling page showing photos of the place. It looked legit and it was taken down in a day or so… or they sold it.

I think this is the one. Sorry for the paywall

Edit: it’s a titan II if anyone is interested.

tacosanonymous , to memes in How's your housing market these days?

I know what I’ve got. Serious buyers only.

steal_your_face , to memes in chow time
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Now I want pizza

Mr_Fish ,

Who doesn’t?

theodewere , to lemmyshitpost in Now who is laughing?
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designed by Navin Johnson

HikingVet , to lemmyshitpost in Now who is laughing?

BWHAHAHAHA

Fixbeat , to memes in chow time

Hand banana?

bl00b0mb3r ,

Tonight… You

cmbabul ,

I want my name to be Spaghetti

JackFrostNCola ,

ch ch ch ch ch ch

DuffmanOfTheCosmos ,

Tonight. YOU.

jabathekek , to memes in chow time
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Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick?

Iamsqueegee ,

You remember the face of your father.

llamapocalypse ,

They do not meme with their keyboard, they meme with their heart.

Spot ,
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Thankee sai. …man, my auto correct hated that!

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH ,

Dang. This brought back memories. I might have to do a reread of those books. I remember being disappointed with the last few books.

davel , to memes in chow time
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That is mean, and we’ve all thought it.

OpenStars , to lemmyshitpost in Now who is laughing?
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UntouchedWagons , to lemmyshitpost in Now who is laughing?
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I could totally see this in the next Borderlands game.

Ghostalmedia , to lemmyshitpost in Now who is laughing?
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Bullets are faster than sound. So it might be bang, splat, toot.

mojofrododojo ,

subsonic ammo is a thing, esp. for suppressed firearms - that way you never get a crack, and only hear the mechanical action of the assemblies reciprocating.

Ghostalmedia ,
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Noted, clown horn might counteract my suppressor.

mojofrododojo ,

yeah I mean the horn is what we’re trying to preserve, not the crack.

Ghostalmedia ,
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I’d pay to see the John Wick silencer flight dubbed with those “her-huh” clown horn sounds.

mojofrododojo ,

slap kick pfft HONK pfft HONK pfft HONK punch kick

bruhduh ,
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.45 acp default rounds is subsonic

mojofrododojo ,

Valid point. But is that .45? the barrel looks small.

Frankly I can’t identify the firearm.

bruhduh ,
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Looks like .22 they too can’t achieve over subsonic speeds in pistols example of that is lr 22/45 pistol

bnaur ,

It’s a russian Margolin, or some variant. So yes, a .22LR.

ook_the_librarian ,
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Which is exactly in line with the meme.

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