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TragicNotCute , to lemmyshitpost in Maybe we could sleep in / Make you hotdog pancakes / Pretend like it's the weekend now
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Unexpected Jack Johnson.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Glad this reference wasn’t lost

Bonehead , to lemmyshitpost in Maybe we could sleep in / Make you hotdog pancakes / Pretend like it's the weekend now

Those aren't hotdog pancakes. Those are Newfie Steaks. Fry some up today, thick cut, with some mashed potatoes and peas straight from the can.

Jakdracula , to lemmyshitpost in since I seem to have a hotdog theme going...
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Since hotdogs are just puréed meat stuffed inside an animal intestine, a hotdog doesn’t stop being a hotdog after we eat it. We become the new hotdog.

HootinNHollerin , (edited )

So it’s really just hot dogs, all the way down?

🌎🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

manucode , to lemmyshitpost in Maybe we could sleep in / Make you hotdog pancakes / Pretend like it's the weekend now

May I introduce you to hot dog bread?

StThicket , to memes in IAMA AMA Tech AMA

Considering that a 12V battery has an internal resistance of 20 milliamps, the potential current through this thing would be approximately 600A.

It might be too hot to handle (pun intended)

Anticorp ,

Is it really 600 amps? That seems rather high. I do know that the one time I shocked myself on a car battery, it rocked my world much more than getting shocked by a 110v outlet.

MrPoopbutt ,

V = IR Assuming 12.6V 12.6 = I* 0.02 I = 630

So yeah, it could hit 600A, if only until it got hot enough to melt something or change the chemistry

Anticorp ,

Well that explains why it hurt so much.

helenslunch ,
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They say amps are what kills you. It’s not true. You need a trifecta of current, Voltage and resistance. And usually it has to go through your heart, causing an arrithmea. Though I have seen people get their hands blown off on a 400V system.

Your body has a very high resistance. If your hands are sweaty and you place them directly on a couple of 12V terminals you might get a tingle (I’ve done this several times on accident on 24V bateries).

That’s why I always laugh at the movie trope of people being tortured with battery cables.

But there’s more. Electricity takes the path of least resistance so in this case it would probably bypass your body altogether.

But as soon as you connect this you’ll get a giant spark (basically how welders work). If that doesn’t perturb you and you somehow successfully connected this, it would get REALLY hot and burn you before it shocked you.

Anticorp ,

It has been 20+ years since it happened, but I’m pretty sure I was standing in a little puddle, or my hands were wet (can’t remember which), and my wrench just happened to bump the positive terminal and it was like “POW! Right in the brain!”. Thankfully I didn’t latch on or anything. It was instantaneous, and over in half a second, but it rocked my world for that half second or whatever it was.

ghterve ,

My guess is you were burned more than shocked.

OADINC ,

Wait you can get shocked on a car battery??? I thought 12V was too low for you to feel.

Darkassassin07 ,
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You can also get that from just the label. The CCA rating (cold cranking amps) is the max current that specific battery can supply in short bursts. 600 CCA is pretty typical, but I’ve seen up to 900 in the batteries I ship.

JoShmoe , to lemmyshitpost in since I seem to have a hotdog theme going...

I’m wiener deep

gandalf_der_12te , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel

Real pros put the sauce before the meat. This way, more sauce can go in.

slaacaa , to lemmyshitpost in Maybe we could sleep in / Make you hotdog pancakes / Pretend like it's the weekend now

Poor Italians, luckily most of them will never know what this monstrocity is called in the US.

Tbf honest in some other languages it’s called smg like “Parisian”, but the French at least deserve it…

Mr_Blott ,

To be fair, Mortadelle Della Bologna is much the same if you buy the cheapest, nastiest shit you can find

knF ,

Fortunately this is not the case, Mortadella has to have “big” chunks of fat in it unlike what you see in the picture.

Said that, I’ve seen seen some abominations that made me wonder if it was even legal to label it as human food (I’m exaggerating :D)

Source: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mortadella

kuneho ,
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parisian gang rise

onion ,

In German it’s called “Meat-sausage” or Lyoner

madmaurice ,
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Gelbwurst 🫠

sagrotan , to memes in IAMA AMA Tech AMA
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I once made a deadplug, I was kinda distracted and ended up with a cable with two male plugs. Hangs on my shop wall as memento for “focus on what you’re doing” or something.

MajorMajormajormajor ,

Reminds me of this.

Sludgeyy ,

It’s a suicide cord. Works great for generators

AndrewHelms , to memes in IAMA AMA Tech AMA

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Mr_Blott ,

Imagine being so unbelievably shit at marketing, so brain-dead unoriginal and dense, so downright stupid, that you thought spamming the comments in Lemmy was a good marketing move

Herbstzeitlose ,

It’s a bot, it doesn’t care how many insults you throw at it. Just report and move on.

Micromot ,

I think the insult was directed at the owner of the bot

0ops ,

Lmao it’s not even the official website. It’s fan-made? I didn’t know Subway had fans, let alone fans that dedicated

CodeName ,

Who even needs an “ultimate guide” to basic ass Subway sandwiches? They aren’t complicated.

unreachable , to lemmyshitpost in since I seem to have a hotdog theme going...
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dipshit ,

In my experience this is a lemmy client related bug. I am using liftoff at the moment and it works pretty well. i can see the image.

I’ve used other clients and gotten this before though. Can you still not see this image?

HootinNHollerin , to lemmyshitpost in since I seem to have a hotdog theme going...

Sounds cozy

JustUseMint , to memes in IAMA AMA Tech AMA

I am a “ask me anything” Tech, ask me anything!

Johanno ,

How long can you hold the handle once it’s attached to a fully loaded battery?

ouRKaoS ,

For the rest of your life

vaionko ,

Not really. You’re not gonna get a shock, you’ll just get very severe burns.

ivanafterall , to lemmyshitpost in Maybe we could sleep in / Make you hotdog pancakes / Pretend like it's the weekend now
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Seriously, though, pan fry your (beef!) bologna in butter until it gets brown and crispy and it'll change your life. Meat candy that punches way above its weight.

Maeve , to lemmyshitpost in Maybe we could sleep in / Make you hotdog pancakes / Pretend like it's the weekend now

They sure taste different, but neither is good.

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