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MasterNerd , to memes in IAMA AMA Tech AMA
@MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

I think the handle’s a little short

xavier666 ,

The maker is probably not aware of the current battery sizes

SaltyIceteaMaker ,
@SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

He might be schocked by a batteries potential

xavier666 ,

While making such devices, one should be grounded to reality to avoid making such mistakes

SomeBoyo ,

We don’t know. There is no banana for scale.

Natanael ,

Banana plugs for scale

milicent_bystandr ,

The three types of circuit:

  • short circuit
  • long circuit
  • banana circuit
NoSpiritAnimal , to memes in IAMA AMA Tech AMA
@NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world avatar

Ooo a budget space heater

milicent_bystandr ,

I was going to say, automatic heating on the handle. Nice features!

moriquende , to lemmyshitpost in Cruelty

They actually shed the fur naturally after the winter.

omxxi , to memes in IAMA AMA Tech AMA

that’s a killer gadget!

JamesStallion , to lemmyshitpost in unbearable

If a bear wants to bear you, you are going to get beared. There is not much to be done about it.

mateomaui , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

Pleasure cruises, golf and tracing the family tree seem like cherry picked bad examples.

cm0002 ,

Not necessarily, those are all things lots of people get pleasure out of, I even like to research my family tree from time to time and I’m nowhere close to retirement yet lmao

mateomaui ,

Lots of, but not the majority. They could have picked many other things that would seem fun for much larger groups of people, but that would be counterproductive for trying to convince you to work forever.

edit: note that I live on a vacation destination for golf and cruises, and this is still my impression.

JoMiran , (edited )
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

What my retirement is shaping up to look like:

  • Steam backlog with over a thousand games
  • Dozens of board games
  • Card games
  • Gigs worth of TTRPG PDFs
  • Gigs of Audiobooks
  • Terabytes of TV and Movies
  • Snowboarding
  • Skateboarding
  • Mountain biking
  • Off-Grid Van Life
  • Learning guitar
  • Learning electronic music production

I dunno. I suspect I won’t miss office politics, stressed clients and the rest much.

EDIT:

I forgot to add “painting table top miniatures” and “modding guitars” to the list. Here is a Washburn I modded into a rubber bridge.

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/e29829b7-d6a6-4938-9b34-1a4dc6587945.jpeg

Toine ,

Unless you plan to retire very early, you should try to learn guitar long before retirement. Learning something, especially music, is much harder when you get older.

FewerWheels ,

I get that you’re trying to be helpful, but playing the guitar well isn’t the goal. It’s ok that it is more difficult to learn as you get older, the point is to enjoy the learning. It’s unhelpful to discourage anyone at any stage of life from learning to play a new instrument or learn a new skill. Enjoy the process when you are free to take all the time you need.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I agree. I have taught myself to play many instruments in my life. I can’t play any of them well, but that wasn’t the point. The point was to learn how to play a new musical instrument. Sure, I can’t pick up a saxophone right now and sound like John Coltrane, but I know all the essentials of how to play a saxophone, and if I spent a couple of weeks at it, I could probably do some basic, but listenable, jazz on it. With a guitar, I can’t pick it up and play like Jimi Hendrix, but I can play chords and sing along with them. I’ve learned a lot of other instruments at a very amateur level because the joy wasn’t in learning to play them well, it was in learning to play them.

Coreidan ,

Load of bullshit. You can learn guitar at any age.

AlexWIWA ,

Retirement home Halo 3 LAN

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Nope. For me it will be a retirement home Unreal Tournament LAN. Instagib!!

AlexWIWA , (edited )

I don’t know if my old ass will have the reflexes for 90’s shooters

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Dont sell yourself short. I (50) joined a lobby a few months back and I didn’t fully suck.

AlexWIWA ,

I’m already bad now, lol.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I have a friend who is very happily spending his retirement wargaming- playing games, inventing games, painting models and writing and self-publishing books on wargaming. He seems extremely satisfied.

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Yep. I forgot to add “painting miniatures” to the list.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Some of his miniatures are super miniature too. Like a quarter the size of Warhammer miniatures. And he does a very good job of painting their little Napoleonic uniforms or whatever.

Lath , to lemmyshitpost in Cruelty

Getting ready for the first hot date in months.

EmperorHenry , to memes in IAMA AMA Tech AMA
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

So…do you connect it to the contacts of the battery? I see a flaw in this design…

I realize this might be a joke, but you can never tell these days

WalrusDragonOnABike ,

Jokes are not allowed in the Memes community.

interolivary ,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

I see a flaw in this design…

You don’t say?

weirdbeardgame , to lemmyshitpost in Ungovernable

Using projectiles as arrows. Get on my level

corus_kt , to lemmyshitpost in Ungovernable

The Bury-rrow - it’ll go through you, your neighbours, AND dig your graves in the same shot!

InfiniWheel , to lemmyshitpost in unbearable

Thats some uncanny valley shit

AntiHeroChris , to lemmyshitpost in Ungovernable

The new Shovel Knight DLC looks great!

Annoyed_Crabby , to memes in There is no trolley
Mr_Fish , to memes in Liquid fire

“No need to make another drive through”

dipshit , to lemmyshitpost in unbearable

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