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_haha_oh_wow_ , to memes in Extra-crispy šŸ¤¢
@_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works avatar

Well Iā€™m notā€¦

Someone get me hot sauce, I wanna try some Voldemort!

usualsuspect191 , to memes in Extra-crispy šŸ¤¢

Iā€™m going forgo

Track_Shovel OP , (edited )

Fuck. Let me fix that. At least with Lemmy you can swap photos out

E: fixed

h3mlocke ,

Its Iā€™m going to forgoOr Iā€™m gonna forgoNo?

RVMWSN , to memes in I'm an adult. I can go to bed whenever I want

Iā€™ve quit drinking coffee two weeks ago. I felt really numb for 8 days, and then I started to just feel normal again. Before I drank way too much coffee. Now I donā€™t know what to do, if I want to drink a little bit of tea every day or if I want to use caffeine just on an occasional basis trying to avoid any dependency. For now Iā€™ll stick to 0 caffeine for a little longer and see how I feel. But Iā€™d be curious to know other peoples experiences or advice.

GrammatonCleric , to memes in Extra-crispy šŸ¤¢
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

I know a post-midnight 7-11 chicken wing when I see it

Track_Shovel OP ,

Me too, unfortunately

Paddzr , to memes in I'm an adult. I can go to bed whenever I want

4???

ipha , to memes in I'm an adult. I can go to bed whenever I want

One coffee? No.

A lot of coffee? Yes.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Haha, joke is on you, that just makes me sleep even less.

menemen ,
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe on day 1. On day 100 you are simply immune to coffee and need to stop drinking coffee for 2 weeks to have any effect again.

Mate tea can also be am extra , when one is already mostly caffeine immune. Donā€™t know why, but it works (to a degree).

Donā€™t ask me, how I know.

JohnDClay ,

Until your body builds up a tolerance and you need to keep drinking more and more to get the same high you used to from one cup.

Gradually_Adjusting , to memes in I have several questions, actually
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

The knees not being reverse jointed would pose a challenge to movement.

Boone ,

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  • BilboBargains ,

    They walk on, they are toes.

    mykneedoesnthurt ,
    @mykneedoesnthurt@kbin.social avatar

    "they'r"

    UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT ,

    New pronoun just dropped

    Boone ,

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  • AmosBurton_ThatGuy ,
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    I mean, itā€™s like grade 3 level English. People can tell what you meant but thatā€™s because itā€™s so common that so many people make such simple mistakes. Educate yourself ffs.

    propaganja ,

    It doesnā€™t matter how common the written error is, because the ambiguity is omnipresent in speech and we sort it out every day of our lives, so it will always be easy as fuck.

    FYI, both of you are overacting. Itā€™s weird to react to the correction so seriously, but equally weird for you to get so offended by the error. Both of you be better.

    lowleveldata , to memes in I'm an adult. I can go to bed whenever I want

    I go to bed at 11pm as an adult because I like to sleep

    charmesal ,

    I tried that for years but I canā€™t fall asleep that early. I wish I could because I also love a good nightā€™s sleep but it just wonā€™t happen unless Iā€™ve gone 2 nights with 4 or less hours per night and worked both days. Then Iā€™ll sleep at 7pm right after dinner. There sadly is no in-between

    lowleveldata ,

    Reading a book always works for me

    charmesal ,

    Thanks for the suggestion but I struggle with reading. I canā€™t keep my attention on it and I have to reread each sentence multiple times before I get what it says. Which is more frustrating than relaxing. But it is a bit weird as I can read articles and messages just fine.

    lowleveldata ,

    Thatā€™s fine. Let the text tire your eyes and youā€™d sleep soundly.

    missmayflower ,
    @missmayflower@lemmy.world avatar

    I have to be asleep by 7 or 8pm to get anywhere close to 8 hours. Gotta be awake at 3am for my job lol. it sucks.

    InfiniWheel , to memes in I have several questions, actually

    Idk mate, without the armor in the middle she probably triggers every body horror alarm in my body

    CodyCraftTwelve ,
    @CodyCraftTwelve@lemmy.world avatar

    I bet it is just flesh in a similar shape to the body of other quadrupedal mammals.

    paddirn , to memes in That's some good shit

    Me: ā€œIā€™m giving these people fucking gold here, holy shit, Iā€™m a modern Shakespeare.ā€

    My comment: ā€œšŸ‘‰šŸ»šŸ‘ŒšŸ¾šŸ’¦šŸ’©šŸ’©šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¦„šŸ’ā€

    phorq ,

    Translation: If you donā€™t point a finger when society says everything is okay, theyā€™ll continue to ignore the flood of shit that is behind them. We laugh, but no magical unicorn is coming to save us monkeysā€¦

    Yeah, itā€™s a bit pessimistic for me.

    junfel , to memes in That's some good shit

    .

    phorq ,

    I see youā€™re not a fan of reading eitherā€¦

    TastyWheat , to memes in I'm an adult. I can go to bed whenever I want

    Iā€™m on two hours sleep and zero litres of coffee. Itā€™s late afternoon and my brain hurts

    Bene7rddso ,

    Same. Worst thing is I could have just gone to sleep at any point, but had to play with my phone the entire night

    Jimmycrackcrack , to memes in I'm an adult. I can go to bed whenever I want

    Yeh totally works, I mean, Iā€™m sitting at my desk at work shaking and I can hardly read the screen as random words go variously in and out of focus and despite being hair trigger alert Iā€™m also exhausted and the verge falling face down unconscious on my keyboard and I have to read every email 10 times over before actually understanding it and then somehow still respond in a way that doesnā€™t quite make total sense. But technically, Iā€™m awake and Iā€™m physically here and nobody can say otherwise.

    KpntAutismus ,

    most coherent coffe drinker: ^

    HamBrick ,

    Iā€™ll have you know I am currently slightly more coherent right now

    Track_Shovel OP ,

    Hey. Itā€™s me. Iā€™m in this comment.

    pimeys ,

    Oh god. That was me last week. Waking up to ā€œthink about thingsā€ at 3am, staying awake until six and waking up at eight. I have no tolerance for days like this, I felt like absolute shit.

    Ghyste , to memes in "Why are you like this?" - "self contempt"

    What kind of person would say such a horrible thing though?

    Track_Shovel OP , (edited )

    A monster

    Ghyste ,

    Bingo.

    Gradually_Adjusting , to memes in "Why are you like this?" - "self contempt"
    @Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

    I like the ones about soil

    Track_Shovel OP ,

    Thanks, dude.

    Iā€™m sharing a bunch of the normal memes that I find elsewhere, right now

    There are a lot less soil memes out there. I can make some, but they take a bit of time (which Iā€™m always short on) to do so

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