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trailing9 , to memes in I'm an adult. I can go to bed whenever I want

But can you also stand up when you want? Who’s your daddy now?

Fluffy56 , to memes in I have several questions, actually

How does she sleep? Does she stand like a horse to sleep? Or does she have a way to lay down? Like, that leg design would be awful on the human spine. With that said 10/10 for something original.

LeafOnTheWind ,

Horses can lay down

Fluffy56 ,

yeah, but it would be closer to kneeling for her, which would hurt after awhile

LeafOnTheWind ,

Horses can lay on their sides too

gh0stcassette ,
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If you look closely, it seems like she has hooves, not human feet, so the internal structure is probably still mostly horse-like from the waist down, she just has human skin and no fur

Fluffy56 ,

great, now I have the image of a furless horse in my head. I’m never going to be able to sleep again thanks to this.

ICastFist ,
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What if that lower half isn’t horse, but some other large quadruped that doesn’t sleep standing up?

ivanafterall , to memes in I'm an adult. I can go to bed whenever I want
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Coffee isn't nearly enough to overcome a poor sleep schedule. That's why I'm an espresso guy.

plushie_neko , to memes in I'm an adult. I can go to bed whenever I want

You can go to bed whenever you want, but your body don’t thinks so.

lowleveldata , to memes in I'm an adult. I can go to bed whenever I want

I go to bed at 11pm as an adult because I like to sleep

charmesal ,

I tried that for years but I can’t fall asleep that early. I wish I could because I also love a good night’s sleep but it just won’t happen unless I’ve gone 2 nights with 4 or less hours per night and worked both days. Then I’ll sleep at 7pm right after dinner. There sadly is no in-between

lowleveldata ,

Reading a book always works for me

charmesal ,

Thanks for the suggestion but I struggle with reading. I can’t keep my attention on it and I have to reread each sentence multiple times before I get what it says. Which is more frustrating than relaxing. But it is a bit weird as I can read articles and messages just fine.

lowleveldata ,

That’s fine. Let the text tire your eyes and you’d sleep soundly.

missmayflower ,
@missmayflower@lemmy.world avatar

I have to be asleep by 7 or 8pm to get anywhere close to 8 hours. Gotta be awake at 3am for my job lol. it sucks.

FancyLad , to memes in "Why are you like this?" - "self contempt"
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MooseBoys , to memes in Never buy used air pods

Hans Zimmer intensifies

TastyWheat , to memes in I'm an adult. I can go to bed whenever I want

I’m on two hours sleep and zero litres of coffee. It’s late afternoon and my brain hurts

Bene7rddso ,

Same. Worst thing is I could have just gone to sleep at any point, but had to play with my phone the entire night

incendiaryperihelion , to memes in "Why are you like this?" - "self contempt"

good ol burt

Jimmycrackcrack , to memes in I'm an adult. I can go to bed whenever I want

Yeh totally works, I mean, I’m sitting at my desk at work shaking and I can hardly read the screen as random words go variously in and out of focus and despite being hair trigger alert I’m also exhausted and the verge falling face down unconscious on my keyboard and I have to read every email 10 times over before actually understanding it and then somehow still respond in a way that doesn’t quite make total sense. But technically, I’m awake and I’m physically here and nobody can say otherwise.

KpntAutismus ,

most coherent coffe drinker: ^

HamBrick ,

I’ll have you know I am currently slightly more coherent right now

Track_Shovel OP ,

Hey. It’s me. I’m in this comment.

pimeys ,

Oh god. That was me last week. Waking up to “think about things” at 3am, staying awake until six and waking up at eight. I have no tolerance for days like this, I felt like absolute shit.

ipha , to memes in I'm an adult. I can go to bed whenever I want

One coffee? No.

A lot of coffee? Yes.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Haha, joke is on you, that just makes me sleep even less.

menemen ,
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe on day 1. On day 100 you are simply immune to coffee and need to stop drinking coffee for 2 weeks to have any effect again.

Mate tea can also be am extra , when one is already mostly caffeine immune. Don’t know why, but it works (to a degree).

Don’t ask me, how I know.

JohnDClay ,

Until your body builds up a tolerance and you need to keep drinking more and more to get the same high you used to from one cup.

tdawg , to memes in love what you learn

Dopamine is crazy like that

Uniquitous , to memes in Light Roast

Is this the same troll who posted the anti-semitic crap this morning?

Track_Shovel OP ,

No?

Uniquitous ,

Looks like not. You’re cleared. This misogyny is free of the taint of antisemitism, carry on.

Track_Shovel OP ,
MindSkipperBro12 ,

Thanks… officer?

Gabu ,

Imagine being such a sad person that you think a harmless joke is misogyny.

solivine , to memes in Light Roast
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This isn’t funny

Track_Shovel OP , (edited )

They can’t all be hits

ElectricTrombone ,
@ElectricTrombone@lemmy.world avatar

I legit laughed out loud

Ghyste , (edited )

But it is a meme, for which I’ll give credit.

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

yes it is funny because tits haha rofl lmao don’t you get it

Ghyste , to memes in Light Roast

I feel like this picture doesn’t go with the text.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Because tits?

jwt ,

Hard to tell cause of his apron.

Ghyste ,

Indeedy.

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