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JusticeForPorygon , to memes in I have several questions, actually
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Both. Both is good.

RIP_Cheems ,
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The_Eminent_Bon , to memes in Sick man of Europe

My man if you’re starting to talk with furniture I think you should go see someone

setsneedtofeed , to memes in when someone starts reminding me how old some of my favorite things from when I was younger are
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That is an intense thing to say to a child.

shasta , to memes in I have several questions, actually

No, she cannot reach her butt to wipe, so always smells like poop and it’s always itchy.

vodka ,

No worries we have a solution for that www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM

Uncle_Bagel ,

Horses cant wipe either but they do fine in terms if the smell. The trick is that they have an anus designed to prolapse a few inches so that the feces only ever comes into contact with the rectum and never exterior tissues.

Gabu ,

TIHI. Can we, as a community, delete his comment, please?

AlpacaChariot ,

I really hope you’re a vet or something and have a legit reason to know this

Balthazar ,
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… I did know before reading the post the reason we as humans are the only ones who wipe. Where did I learn this? From you (the internet) of course. Where else xD

horsey ,

dogs and cats do that weird thing where they scoot and rub their butts on the carpet… plus licking.

Uncle_Bagel ,

Actually, dogs also prolapse their anus. They scoot because their anal glands get backed up and that is the only way they can clear it out.

Felines, meanwhile, are not capable of prolapsing their anus, and instead use their tongues to remove any fecal matter that accumulates.

CaptnNMorgan ,

Any comforting words about cats and why that isn’t gross?

Zerush ,
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TopRamenBinLaden ,

Toilet paper companies don’t want you to know this one trick.

Teotwawki ,

If you haven’t bought a bidet (like $50-100 and a few minutes to install) or shower every time you poop, you are probably covered in feces right now. Toilet paper alone is kind of gross.

TopRamenBinLaden ,

I actually poop in the shower and waffle stomp it down the drain. I don’t even have a toilet.

spudwart , to memes in Extra-crispy 🤢

Nah, I’m still getting some Garlic Parmesan wings.

Ookami38 , to memes in That's some good shit

Man, I’m over here refreshing my inbox, just waiting for the bad arguments I know I’m gonna get back, drooling.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Honestly though, a lot of people that take memes way too hard is ridiculous

Ookami38 ,

I think memes can be a good jumping off point for some interesting conversations. I don’t know that people are taking the MEME too seriously, or the following conversation is just an interesting one.

ericatty , to memes in I'm an adult. I can go to bed whenever I want

I stared at this way too long wondering what a Cheesy Poof on the sidewalk had to do with coffee.

In my defense, I’m scrolling before going to sleep and my morning coffee has long since worn off.

RIP_Cheems , to memes in I'm an adult. I can go to bed whenever I want
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A pan to the head would do more for you than coffee

Track_Shovel OP ,
RIP_Cheems ,
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See, wide awake

OurTragicUniverse , to memes in Extra-crispy 🤢
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That's not Voldemort, it's an AbOrTeD FeTuS

Cysioland ,
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That was what my anti-choice cath ex-friend commented when we were watching it on the tv

Track_Shovel OP ,

Either way, still fucking delicious with a bit of Frank’s

OurTragicUniverse ,
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Who/what is 'Frank's'?

Track_Shovel OP ,
PatFussy , to memes in let the bullshit flow through me

Le random xd

Holds up spork

porkins , to memes in Pace, love, and taco grease

The real story behind this is that someone stole his Lambo, so he had to testify in court about it. I guess the caption holds up.

dovahking , to memes in I have several questions, actually

Why not both?

Comment105 ,

If there is a pair of holes that goes with with both sets of legs, then there is also likely a head stuck of one of the front legs’ holes.

aquinteros ,

you didn’t really need to write that down, you know.

WereCat , to memes in I'm an adult. I can go to bed whenever I want

You can afford sleeping 4x longer than me?

blindbunny , to memes in let the bullshit flow through me

An agent of chaos, if you will.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Slaanesh is pleased with me

blindbunny ,

And Cadin Caylin with me

_lilith , to memes in I have several questions, actually
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CileTheSane ,
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Balthazar ,
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That is awful. Why is it my next centaur character idea?

ICastFist ,
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Pretty sure that’s just Sheeva from Mortal Kombat

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