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Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Crab
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This brings me back to when I used to watch the Pokemon anime and the episode with a Krabby. All the Pokemon just said their name, right? Why, then, did Krabby sound like Darth Vader saying “cookie?”

UnderpantsWeevil , to lemmyshitpost in Bologna cup
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Pocketing this for April 1st

Bleach7297 ,
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That’s still a ways off, you’ll ruin your pants.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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I shat them years ago they’re perfect for this.

preasket , to lemmyshitpost in Expertise

You know, the guy on the internet might have also been doing stuff all that time

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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nah it’s fair in all my life I’ve never once done anything. I’ve not even logged onto the internet ever

SubArcticTundra , to memes in potatoes are fruit
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Barry, 63

Bronzie , to memes in potatoes are fruit

This meme made me properly laugh. That picture is epic!
Thanks for posting.

lugal , to memes in potatoes are fruit

The Onion: Am I a joke to you?

Hupf ,

Yes. Satire, to be precise.

systemglitch , to lemmyshitpost in Expertise

I find humour in the “clear peer review” part. I’ll take that with a grain of salt.

callouscomic , to lemmyshitpost in Expertise

To be fair, journal articles and scientific research in general have gotten to be pretty bullshit. Haven’t they studied this and proven the vast majority of published journal papers probably shouldn’t have been?

A couple easily Google examples of discussion regarding scientific publications likely being bullshit.

Why Most Published Research Findings Are False

Surge in number of ‘extremely productive’ authors concerns scientists

Too much academic research is being published

More than 10,000 research papers were retracted in 2023 — a new record

Whistleblowers flagged 300 scientific papers for retraction. Many journals ghosted them

Top 10 most highly cited retracted papers

And on and on. Publish or perish and general shitty culture in academia is why I quit phd and took my masters and left.

Track_Shovel OP ,

I saw a clip on how kids out of uni don’t believe anything not peer reviewed; even intuitive observations in nature that otherwise undocumented or site specific observations that went against the grain.

Science is a way of thinking and observing, rather than papers, but papers are a good way to refine your thinking

UnderpantsWeevil ,
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In theory, a paper gives you a methodology that you can use to reproduce the findings. And a refusal to use papers to repeat findings (because shit costs money and nobody wants to publish iterative studies) means you end up with a bunch of novel findings that are never confirmed through repetition.

But the fact that nobody is bothering to repeat these studies also raises a question of what exactly is being researched. Certainly, the more useful scientific research efforts are about formulating applicable techniques. So they would need to be reproducible to have any functional value.

The fact that we’re not seeking to replicate studies suggests that we’re investing a ton of time in niche under-utilized fields. And that may be a problem of investigative research (we’re so focused on publishing that we don’t care what we’re actually studying) or a problem of applied sciences (we’re so focused on scaling up older methods to industrial scale that we’re leaving better methods of production on the cutting room floor).

But its definitely some kind of problem.

Maggoty ,

The problem is without peer reviewed papers it’s hard to credit that someone all the way around the world observed something.

In a perfect world nobody is lying and everyone has the scientific base education to understand how to report phenomena properly. But uhhh… Yeah.

RememberTheApollo_ ,

TBF I’ve lost count of the number of times someone has cited some paper as a reference for the point they are trying to make and when I inspect the paper it has shitty “n”, the paper is written for an agenda (not sure what that’s called where I.e. a paper saying smoking is good for you/not harmful is paid for by the tobacco industry and written by tobacco industry scientists), or it might even just be straight up bullshit written to look like a legit paper.

Peer Review at least offers some barriers to the problems with papers, but it’s definitely not a panacea.

duffman ,

I’m guessing not all hypotheses receive the same interest or funding to begin with. Definitely seems to be a selection bias on what actually gets funded/studied. Even worse, when they withhold results they don’t like from being published.

spujb , to lemmyshitpost in Expertise

guy on lemmy “this was already obvious, why don’t they try studying something actually useful”

UnderpantsWeevil , (edited )
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This, but to some degree, unironically. If studies aren’t reproducible (or deemed worthy of reproduction) then there’s definitely a disconnect between the folks handing out research assignments and the folks engineering applicable solutions to scientific problems.

That goes two ways. You could be a guy who successfully formulates a mathematical model to support the existence of Neutrinos and face a funding board that has no interest in building a LHC. That’s arguably a problem of malinvestment within the scientific community. Or you could be a guy who successfully formulates a mathematical model for a new kind of mouse trap that’s 10% less efficient than traditional mouse traps. That’s more of a university research assignment problem. Or you could have a researcher who claims he’s the only one who can do a particular thing, because he’s got the magic touch. If the research is unfalsifiable by design, that’s an entirely new kind of problem.

spujb , (edited )

i think you bring up valid instances where this is fair.

but i think i’m speaking to the very obvious and important ones that are worthy of reproduction. like i’ve seen articles be like “these corporations are responsible for 99% of climate change” or something

and the comments will be like “duh we knew that”

which true, but not empirically. being able to cite data from actual research from professionals is so valuable and far better than anecdotes or guesses. edit: and also informs meaningful policy.

that said, is there some way for a layperson like me to identify when research is not deemed worthy of reproduction? or is it a lost cause

UnderpantsWeevil ,
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which true, but not empirically. being able to cite data from actual research from professionals is so valuable and far better than anecdotes or guesses.

While its certainly helpful to get the raw numbers down on paper, you don’t need a filing cabinet full of documents to recognize that fossil fuel consuming electricity producers and airliners and manufacturing centers the but-for cause of climate change. Fossil Fuel goes in. Carbon emissions come out.

We can definitely use a more meticulous bit of R&D to find exactly where and when these emissions peak, in order to reduce total emissions without sacrificing an abundance of economic productivity. But “did you know burning the fuel makes the pollution?” isn’t a shocking conclusion.

Where things get annoying (and where in-depth research genuinely comes in handy) is in the functional policy that follows this recognition. Once you know a widget factory in China is 10x less efficient than its counterpart in the US, you can formulate a trade law to limit imports contingent on reform. But as soon as you start impacting some retailer’s bottom line, you get some screamer ad “Congressman Greenpeace Wants To Make Your Widgets 10x as Expensive to Save The Stupid Spotted Owl! In Truth it is the Spotted Owl that produces all the emissions! Kill the Spotted Owl!” financed by the worst people you know.

And that’s when you get some facebook troll group (or marketing team or bot army) spamming “Spotted Owl Farts Killed The Environment While Joe Brandon Clapped!!!” And then it becomes orthodoxy in the denialist community such that you’ve got Sunday Morning talk shows with people arguing over Spotted Owl emissions rather than trade law.

is there some way for a layperson like me to identify when research is not deemed worthy of reproduction?

Not practically, no. As soon as you’ve got that kind of info, you’re no longer a lay person.

At some level, you need a network of trust with someone who does know and does have a serious take on this. And that network is going to be informed by who you already trust and listen to. And that’s going to be informed by who they trust and listen to.

That’s the real terror of the modern mass media system. We’ve corrupted so much of our information stream that its genuinely hard to find a serious media venue that’s not been gobbled up by a for-profit marketing firm.

spujb ,

So what’s the harm of doing research on subjects with “obvious” no-surprise conclusions? The basic reality that it provides foundation for meaningful policy should be enough to justify it, no?

You kind of lost me with your spotted owl hypothetical? Not disagreeing I just genuinely got lost there was a lot if layers to it lol.

And thanks for the details on identifying problematic research as a layperson. Good to know, even if it’s depressing.

Twista713 ,

Anything could have enough significance to warrant further study. If it has societal implications or environmental concerns, it could be deemed worthy. I’ve read some guidelines on how to read scientific papers, but don’t have the link on me. The scientists are supposed to list their biases, but it’s kind of on the honor system, I think.

tygerprints , to lemmyshitpost in Bologna cup

Mmmmm, balogna and chocolate in a cup. Why are we just now inventing this??

anarchy79 ,
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Because of capitalism. In the beforedays, capitalism was not around. Nothing was invented. But then came capitalism, and inventions were invented. Capitalism excels at inventing and re-inventing and re-bettering things, as cheaply as possible. That’s how you get bologna chocolate cupcakes.

tygerprints ,

And that's why I spell Capitalism, "H" "I". I welcome capitalism in all it's beautiful plastic material forms, including chocolate balogna cups and popcorn buckets with fleshlight appendages.

altima_neo , to lemmyshitpost in Expertise
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Why are they always so concerned with guy on Internet?

owen ,

Because most of the population is partly ‘guy on internet’ and is influenced by other guys on internet

BruceTwarzen ,

My dad has a friend who is like 65. I lives quite isolated. He's not dumb or anything at all, but he only talks to maybe 6 people and 4 of them are alcoholics and almost as sheltered as he is. The other day i went by because my dad asked me to help him.bwe talked for a bit and he said his knee is fucked but don't want t o do anything about it. I just shrugged and said that everything involving knee or hip surgery is scary. Hell, every surgery is pretty scary. Somehow the conversation (obviously) pivot towards covid. And he said he'll never get another vaccine in his life, because it was a plot from the higher ups, covid is made to kill people but it didn't kill enough. What struck me the most was he kinda saw that i didn't cared abd disagreed, so he quickly said: it's not just me, many people are saying it. Yeah sure, but i also know the people you hang out with who are "saying it" and who have "theories".
That is the guy on the internet, who doesn't even has the internet.

owen ,

Lmaooo that is so insane. Great story

MBM ,

It makes it impossible to actually discuss research online

SkabySkalywag , to lemmyshitpost in Expertise

The only bullshit I see is the 3 years for a PhD. How the hell did you pull that off;)

Fallenwout , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Expertise

They forgot:

Lab gets subsidized by company xyz

Alter perception of data in favor of xyz

Publish article praising xyz, and dissolve them from negativity.

Guy on the internet: bullshit

bananabenana , to lemmyshitpost in Expertise

Hasn’t read the article methods but still decided to comment: cOrReLaTiOn dOeSn’t eQuAl cAuSaTiOn

Track_Shovel OP ,

All my literal this

whalebiologist ,

this is the way doggo puppers, hecking upboats to the left

callouscomic ,

herp doesn’t imply derp

UnderpantsWeevil ,
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xkcd.com/552/

Correlation doesn’t imply causation, but it does waggle its eyebrows suggestively and gesture furtively while mouthing ‘look over there’.

faintbeep ,

There’s a generation of internet debate guys who seem convinced that correlation disproves causation

Maggoty ,

Yeah but also just publishing correlation is a shitty practice. That’s supposed to be a hint to look deeper, not the end conclusion.

KISSmyOS , to lemmyshitpost in Expertise

The worst part is when that guy’s right.

Maggoty ,

Yup. They forgot that sometimes what’s actually happening in that one line is-

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