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Smoogs , to technology in Amazon made $1 billion through secret price raising algorithm -US FTC

robots keep paying me my return in things I didn’t want to return and even giving them a notice about it I just get a robotic response where they just ignore me, but ok. I’ll just keep the money and the product then since they don’t seem to be counting their losses against whatever ‘scheme’ wins they think they got going on. stares at giant hole in the ship

SmoothIsFast ,

What?

Fungah ,

He keeps returning rocks and telling Amazon they’re products and claiming amazon is just kind of doing jt. And doesn’t know he gon get caught

autotldr Bot , to world in Gaza health ministry says Israel strikes ambulance convoy

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“The occupation targeted the convoy in more than one location outside the door of al-Shifa Hospital,” Ashraf al-Qidra the ministry spokesperson said.

He said the convoy was targeted both at the hospital gate and at Ansar Square a kilometer away.

Hamas-run Al-Aqsa television cited the Health Ministry as saying scores of people were killed and injured.

Earlier on Friday, Qidra said ambulances would send critically injured Palestinians who urgently needed care in Egypt from besieged Gaza City to the south of the enclave.

Israel, which has accused Hamas of concealing command centres and tunnel entrances in al-Shifa hospital, ordered all civilians to leave the north of Gaza last month and its military encircled the area on Thursday.

Hamas and al-Shifa hospital authorities have denied the facility is used as a base by militant fighters.


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autotldr Bot , to world in Russian help to boost North Korea bid to launch spy satellite, South Korea says

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North Korea has also sent more than 10 shipments of munitions to Russia for use in the war against Ukraine, including over one million artillery rounds, the National Intelligence Service (NIS) was quoted as saying.

That is roughly the supply of munitions that Russia expends in its war with Ukraine in two months, a member of the parliament committee Yoo Sang-bum said, citing the briefing.

“North Korea is running its munition factories to full capacity to meet demand for military supplies to Russia and even mobilising residents and civilian factories to make ammunition boxes for exports,” Yoo told reporters, citing the NIS report.

North Korea’s two attempts to launch its first reconnaissance satellite this year ended in failure as stages of the boosters experienced malfunctions.

North Korea remains strapped for financial resources and technical expertise in its satellite program, and appears to have not yet mastered the technology for atmosphere re-entry of intercontinental ballistic missiles (ICBM) warheads, Yoo said.

The spy agency also said that North Korea dispatched a delegation that mainly consists of experts on artillery to Russia in mid-October, Yoo said.


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rhythmisaprancer , to news in U.N. votes to end US embargo on Cuba; US and Israel oppose
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This seems like such a no brainier but the US always says no.

falsem , (edited )

Yeah, this barely even qualifies as news since they've been doing it for 60 years.

vlad76 , to worldnews in Putin revokes Russian ratification of global nuclear test ban treaty
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Oh.

Rapidcreek , to worldnews in U.N. votes to end US embargo on Cuba; US and Israel oppose

The UN has no authority over the way the US does business as a country.

queermunist ,
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Yes, the US is a Rogue State

Rapidcreek ,

Russia has a leader wanted at the Hague.

Masimatutu , (edited )
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Ah, so you’re a troll.

Edit: looking at your profile, I’m not so sure anymore. If you’re not, please do explain how that makes the US any less of a rogue state.

davel ,
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The US should have leaders wanted at the Hague, and perhaps would if not for the Hague Invasion Act.

Rapidcreek ,

Yeah, ĝotta teach our troops how to butcher civilians and steal children.

queermunist ,
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Butwhatabout-

Rapidcreek ,

Dude said rogue nation. How rogue do you want to get

Glytch ,

How about invading the Hague?

While it hasn’t happened yet congress has authorized the president to do just that if any (important) American armed service member catches war crime charges.

Masimatutu ,
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Yes, you are right, de facto the UN has very little authority over countries. But however powerless, they can still try to nudge countries away from doing what they definitely shouldn’t be doing through coordinating international opinion.

Rapidcreek ,

Cuba can talk to our Secretary of State just like any country wishing to change our relationship.

grte ,

I’m sure they’ve never thought of that before. They should give you a job as head of their diplomatic corps with ideas like this.

Masimatutu ,
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Do you seriously think they haven’t tried?

Rapidcreek ,

Trump resumed trade prohibitions. After that I don’t know. But that is the way to change relationships. Last I heard, Cuba actually arrested some Russians for recruiting Cubans for the Ukraine War. Which was, I should think, a good sign. But, Cubans know the way to Blinken’s office.

davel ,
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You keep saying that, implying that going to Blinken’s office would do fuck-all to change America’s 60+ year embargo when it obviously wouldn’t.

Rapidcreek ,

Actually, Obama started them on their way to normalization. Then Trump reapplied sanctions. So it wasn’t a straight 60 years. They want to get on the path that they agreed to again, I’m sure SecState would be receptive. And that is the way it’s done.

davel ,
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Stop implying that Cuba is the one dragging its feet. It’s the US’s unilateral embargo, which it can stop any time it wants with the stroke of a pen, as the US General Assembly has called for it to do every single year for the past 31 years.

Rapidcreek ,

What I’m implying is if Cuba wants normalization it knows how to get it. The way to get it is not through the UN. Has Cuba the one dragging feet? IDK, when was the last time they had a free and fair election?

davel ,
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What I’m implying is if Cuba wants normalization it knows how to get it.

Please spell it out for us, what does Cuba need to do to get America to act like a normal country? We know it has nothing to do with “free and fair elections,” because there are plenty of countries the US isn’t embargoing that don’t have that. The US Has No Business Lecturing Cuba About “Free and Fair” Elections

Rapidcreek ,

I’m not the Secretary of State. But I suppose it has something to do with improved human rights conditions and democratic reforms. The promotion of universal human rights and a person’s right to speak freely, peacefully assemble, and associate, and by supporting the ability of people to freely determine their future. The common stuff. The stuff Russia, Iran and North Korea don’t do. The stuff Cuba is pretty terrible at.

davel ,
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Do you think the Secretary of State—who is facilitating genocide in Gaza as we speak—should be the world’s arbiter of universal human rights? If you look at the UN General Assembly vote on the matter, every year for the last 31 years, you will find that the world almost unanimously disagrees.

Rapidcreek ,

Who do you want as the arbiter? Hamas?

queermunist ,
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The UN should be the arbiter, that was literally the fucking point.

Rapidcreek ,

That’s funny.

autotldr Bot , to news in U.N. votes to end US embargo on Cuba; US and Israel oppose

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Click here to see the summaryHAVANA, Nov 2 (Reuters) - The U.N. General Assembly called for the 31st time on the United States to end its decades-long trade embargo against Cuba as the communist-run island suffers its worst economic crisis in decades, with shortages of food, fuel and medicine. Cuban Foreign Minister Bruno Rodriguez said in a speech before the assembly that the “blockade prevents Cuba from accessing food, medicines, and technological and medical equipment.” Havana is also prohibited from exporting to the neighboring United States, Rodriguez said, curtailing access to a massive market for its goods and costing Cuba nearly $5 billion in losses in 2022 alone. “The blockade (embargo) qualifies as a crime of genocide,” said Rodriguez, who said the U.S. policies were deliberately aimed at promoting suffering among the Cuban people in order to force change in the government. U.S. diplomat Paul Folmsbee, in a brief speech opposing the resolution, said the embargo was aimed at promoting “human rights and fundamental liberties in Cuba” and that the U.S. made exceptions for humanitarian purposes. The long-running dispute between Cuba and the United States shows little sign of detente, despite some modest gestures of goodwill under the administration of U.S. President Joe Biden. — Saved 40% of original text.

autotldr Bot , to worldnews in U.N. votes to end US embargo on Cuba; US and Israel oppose

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HAVANA, Nov 2 (Reuters) - The U.N. General Assembly called for the 31st time on the United States to end its decades-long trade embargo against Cuba as the communist-run island suffers its worst economic crisis in decades, with shortages of food, fuel and medicine.

Cuban Foreign Minister Bruno Rodriguez said in a speech before the assembly that the “blockade prevents Cuba from accessing food, medicines, and technological and medical equipment.”

Havana is also prohibited from exporting to the neighboring United States, Rodriguez said, curtailing access to a massive market for its goods and costing Cuba nearly $5 billion in losses in 2022 alone.

“The blockade (embargo) qualifies as a crime of genocide,” said Rodriguez, who said the U.S. policies were deliberately aimed at promoting suffering among the Cuban people in order to force change in the government.

U.S. diplomat Paul Folmsbee, in a brief speech opposing the resolution, said the embargo was aimed at promoting “human rights and fundamental liberties in Cuba” and that the U.S. made exceptions for humanitarian purposes.

The long-running dispute between Cuba and the United States shows little sign of detente, despite some modest gestures of goodwill under the administration of U.S. President Joe Biden.


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jacktherippah , to technology in WeWork plans to file for bankruptcy as early as next week, source says

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autotldr Bot , to world in Canadian winner of gas rights on Congo's 'killer' Lake Kivu failed criteria

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President Felix Tshisekedi, who is seeking re-election in December, has promised to shake off Congo’s reputation for opaque dealings as he pushes plans to develop dozens of oil and gas blocks – many of them in environmentally sensitive areas.

The hydrocarbons ministry’s call for expressions of interest in the project spelt out a clear stipulation, only companies with three years of financial records would be considered suitable, a requirement that reflected a clause in Congo’s new oil and gas regulations.

However, some scientists, including vulcanologist Dario Tedesco, say failure to properly reinject water and by-products could increase the chances of eruptions of carbon dioxide and poisonous hydrogen sulfide, pollute the lake bottom and alter its delicate chemical and physical balance.

Of the three submissions, Alfajiri initially received the lowest score - a total of 30.7 points out of a possible 100 - on a scale that assessed how well the bids met financial and technical criteria including their proposed partnership terms with Congo, work plan, and the qualifications of key personnel.

Although it gave a higher score, the final report added a number of concerns to the earlier version, including comments that Alfajiri had proposed insufficient financing for requisite state bonuses and social projects.

Asked if he was aware about any irregular change to the results, Frank Ihekwoaba, chief executive of Winds said “we heard rumours” but had not wanted to escalate it to avoid souring relations with the government.


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TWeaK , to technology in Mass lawsuit against Apple over iPhone batteries can go ahead, London tribunal rules

Sounds like a very tall bar to prove.

autotldr Bot , to world in China agrees to nuclear arms-control talks with US -WSJ

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Nov 1 (Reuters) - China and the United States will discuss nuclear arms control next week, the first such talks since the Obama administration, the Wall Street Journal reported on Wednesday.

The U.S. State Department and China’s embassy in Washington did not immediately respond to requests by Reuters for comment on the timing or format of the talks.

U.S. National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan said in 2021 that the Chinese and U.S. presidents had agreed to “look to begin to carry forward discussion on strategic stability”, a reference to Washington’s concerns about Beijing’s nuclear weapons build-up.

But the White House was quick to say at the time that the discussions would not resemble formal arms reduction talks, like those the U.S. has had with Russia.

Since then, U.S. officials had expressed frustration that China showed little interest in discussing steps to reduce nuclear weapons risks.

A flurry of China-U.S. diplomatic engagements in recent months, largely at Washington’s request, has sought to salvage what were rapidly deteriorating ties between the two countries following the U.S. downing in February of a suspected Chinese spy balloon over the United States.


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Caligvla , to technology in WeWork plans to file for bankruptcy as early as next week, source says
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So many jokes to be made over this headline…

YeetPics ,
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sigh… I’ll start…

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febra , to world in Hostages in mind, Israel moves slowly in Gaza ground offensive

They probably killed them with their carpet bombing already

autotldr Bot , to world in At least 320 foreign nationals and some wounded leave Gaza for Egypt

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Under the deal brokered between Egypt, Israel and Hamas, 81 wounded people and an initial list of 500 foreign passport holders were expected to be allowed out of the Gaza Strip in the coming days, sources in several countries said.

A diplomatic source briefed on Egyptian plans said some 7,500 foreign passport holders would be evacuated from Gaza over the course of about two weeks, adding that Al Arish airport would be made available to fly people out.

Earlier in the day, a small number of injured people were evacuated in ambulances and were examined by Egyptian medical teams, who directed them to different hospitals depending on the severity of their condition.

Egypt’s health ministry said 16 medical evacuees had been transferred to hospitals in the northern Sinai region, 11 to Al Arish and five to Bir al-Abd.

Egypt has also prepared a field hospital at Sheikh Zuweid, 15 km (9 miles) from Rafah, to treat evacuees from Gaza.

With Egypt wary of insecurity, only people who have obtained security clearance from Egyptian authorities are allowed close to the Rafah crossing.


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