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No_Money_Just_Change , to memes in JD Vance when he's feeling lonely:

The Republicans are taking over so many taking points, I just can’t say some normal things anymore, like:

“I love my couch”

"The latex gloves at work fit really well and are gentle even on sensitive skin "

"I want to fuck furniture "

metaStatic ,

First they ruined the toothbrush mustache

Now they're ruining other very normal things.

9488fcea02a9 ,

Wait what? Republicans said they fuck couches? I’m out of the loop here.

null ,

No one has been able to prove that James David Vance doesn’t have sexual with couches.

MonkeMischief ,

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/4ade5558-66d2-43a9-9650-14a5d134c732.jpeg

rotopenguin , to memes in JD Vance when he's feeling lonely:
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

🍆💦

kbin_space_program , to memes in JD Vance when he's feeling lonely:

Its apparently missing a dolphin.

mariusafa , to lemmyshitpost in what a strange timeline we live in

Context? Srry.

mihnt ,

variety.com/…/skibidi-toilet-michael-bay-movie-ad…

mariusafa ,

Nah there’s no fucking way. A movie of a GMOD studio fanmade?? That’s odd af.

mihnt ,

I mean, in it’s defense, there’s

Viking_Hippie ,

Are you absolutely certain that it isn’t a psyop meant to make millennials feel extremely old and mystified about wtf is going on with Gen Z?

Because after watching the first 40 of those (I tried to watch them all but I just couldn’t), I feel older and more alienated from younger generations than I ever have before 😄

KoalaUnknown ,

On behalf of Gen Z, we do not associate with Skibidi Toilet. That is Gen Alpha’s nonsense.

grrgyle ,

I mean, it’s good though

mihnt ,

I watched it all because my 11 year old was going on about it. Turns out I watched more than she had. So, I dunno.

Viking_Hippie ,

Well done! As a parent, you probably have a higher pain and confusion threshold than I do tbh 😄

BTW, which was your favorite character? Mine was the speakers-headed monster because it was the only one that played music I could relate to 😄

(the 1985 banger Everybody Wants To Rule The World)

mihnt ,

Oh, it’s been quite a minute since I watched so I don’t remember much about the characters, and since, well, I had to do a hard reset on my brain after watching it.

I try to involve myself in what she’s into. We have a really tight bond because of this.

We’re both super into Hazbin Hotel. I know she’s technically young for it, but I took the time to make sure she understands the concepts in the show and what it all means.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Dude, we had this. Let the young 'uns have their fun.

Viking_Hippie ,

Oh, for sure! I didn’t mean to yuck on their yum, just express my own experience and hyperbolic pseudo-hypothesis 😁

nomous ,

2 days later I came across your comment, clicked the link.

Wow, I haven’t heard Yatta in like a decade. Monday morning nostalgia attack, thanks for this.

JackbyDev ,

Listen, as someone who watched a ton of SFM and gmod videos, this is the exact same type of humor I (a millennial) enjoyed like 10 years back.

Miphera ,

Ok I never even considered watching this, but gave it a try, and genuinely liked it lmao

QuantumSparkles ,

Looks like my therapist will finally be giving me permission to kill myself

slaacaa ,

“Don’t let your dreams be dreams”

archonet ,

you know, I knew I was out of touch around the time of fidget spinners, but this is a new level of “get off my lawn” I thought I wouldn’t reach til my 30s

FloMo ,

To the best of my knowledge:

Skibidi Toilet is getting a movie.

Ben10 despite it’s financially proven track record (per the meme) has not received a feature-length cinematic release.

JoShmoe , to lemmyshitpost in what a strange timeline we live in

It’s because its an original piece of shit.

BroBot9000 , to lemmyshitpost in what a strange timeline we live in
@BroBot9000@lemmy.world avatar

Proof that cinematic universes are worthless.

Make a movie and just give it an ending. Fuck your wishy washy no commitment to closure, every hero survives, pump out as many shows and spin offs bullshit style of universe building.

brbposting ,

pump out as many shows and spin offs

Know of any recent franchise that has outdone Angry Birds? (I’m sure Batman et al. have, but maybe more recent.)

Tangentially relevant from a few days ago:

Goodness! Have you seen the Angry Birds Wiki?

With https://files.catbox.moe/qtrv0c.jpeg:

https://files.catbox.moe/qtrv0c.jpeg

Longest I’ve ever seen. Maybe a hundred spinoffs.

WarlordSdocy ,

I mean if you count every piece of media like that I imagine someone like Marvel or DC would beat them just due to comic books and the fact they’ve been around a lot longer.

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Category: National Geographic??? What the fucking fuck?

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

thats what makes money

BroBot9000 ,
@BroBot9000@lemmy.world avatar

Found the capitalist

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

damn thats a new one for me

taiyang , to lemmyshitpost in what a strange timeline we live in

Ok, ok, but what other memes deserve it more? Where’s my generations’ full-length Candy Mountain movie, huh?

aviationeast ,

Charlie the Unicorn already did this to perfection. It is full length. No more needed.

taiyang ,

True, unlike Skibidi, you can’t improve on perfection, even with Micheal Bay explosions.

But I’d still like the trailer: “Chaaaarlie, let’s go to Candy Mountain, chaaaarlie”

aviationeast ,

In a world of unicorns… Three dare to go to Candy Mountain, but only one will go in…

Battle_Masker , to lemmyshitpost in what a strange timeline we live in
@Battle_Masker@lemmy.world avatar

You can’t make WB money! How else wil Zalsav sell the company off to a private equity and dissolve it while keeping his bonus?

rozodru , to lemmyshitpost in what a strange timeline we live in
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well to be fair it’s right up Michael Bay’s ally. The plot of Skibidi Toilet is essentially Toilets vs Cameras kill each other, one side wins, thumbs up to viewer. Other side gets something bigger, wins, thumbs up. other side gets something even bigger, wins, thumbs up. and so on and so on and so on.

Sanctus , to lemmyshitpost in what a strange timeline we live in
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

I’m on Skibidi Toilet 41 and honestly. I’ll watch a movie about it.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

I would, too, but not if Michael Bay is directing.

JackbyDev ,

Why, because his movies are about big fights and no story? Because that’s what Skibidi Toilet is lol.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

'Cause he sucks at filming those “big fights”.

grrgyle ,

If only it was just that. Unfortunately, he sometimes tries to do dialogue.

roon , to lemmyshitpost in what a strange timeline we live in
@roon@lemmy.ml avatar

They would, as a tax write off

MattWalsh OP , (edited ) to memes in fellas will relate 🙈
@MattWalsh@sh.itjust.works avatar

the only correct solution is to swim naked 😎

honestly I’m only half joking because I am in favor of nudism being legalized

qwerty_bastard ,

Crossing out that sentence means you changed your mind after you wrote it?

Thcdenton ,

Yes. I mean no.

MattWalsh OP ,
@MattWalsh@sh.itjust.works avatar

pretend I’m whispering in your ear

^Super^ ^idol^ ^de^ ^xiàoróng^ ^dōu^ ^méi^ ^nǐ^ ^de^ ^tián^ ^bā^ ^yuè^ ^zhèngwǔ^ ^de^ ^yángguāng^ ^dōu^ ^méi^ ^nǐ^ ^yàoyǎn^

confusedbytheBasics , to memes in fellas will relate 🙈

I’m a fella. What am I supposed to relate to? SpongeBob’s outline or Squidward’s crossed arms? Or…?

AstralPath ,

Have you never gone swimming? Have you never noticed your shrink wrapped junk the second you step out of the pool? Lmao

saltesc ,

Nope.

Is this an American thing? Who’s looking at your junk hoping to get a glimpse of shape under your shorts? Are you wearing shorts? You should cover up with your hands if you’re not wearing shorts. Also, stop looking at your friend’s crotches when they get out of the water. It’s weird.

SilentStorms ,

You’re overthinking it. The shorts wrap to your junk and make you self-conscious about it. No one over 12 looks or cares.

Lucidlethargy ,

Weird. I’ve never felt self-conscious about it, but I do hate the feeling so I try to get air up in there ASAP.

Psythik ,

I’m American and I agree with you. This literally doesn’t happen to anyone, and even if it does, I haven’t noticed it. I doubt anyone else notices these things, either. OP is just weird.

Hegar ,
@Hegar@fedia.io avatar

How does that relate to the image though?

Jax ,

Are ya’ll really confused about this?

Lucidlethargy ,

Yes.

Jax ,

How long has it been since you last swam?

magic_lobster_party ,

A few weeks ago

Jax ,

Do you wear speedos?

magic_lobster_party ,

No.

I don’t think I’ve seen anyone wear speedos in a long time.

Jax ,

Do you stick your hands down your shorts to prevent the water pulling them against your skin?

magic_lobster_party ,

No

Jax ,

Then why is this hard to understand?

Hegar ,
@Hegar@fedia.io avatar

Last week for me.

Jax ,

Do you wear speedos?

Hegar ,
@Hegar@fedia.io avatar

I'll wear whatever you like 😘

10_0 ,

No most people wear swimming trunks, like large boxers, you would probably get asked to leave the pool if you wore a speedo in a UK pool

menemen ,

About 1 hour.

rockSlayer ,

Look at SpongeBob’s outline, and then reread the comment.

Hegar ,
@Hegar@fedia.io avatar

I still do not get it.

Are his eyes and nose supposed to look like testicles and a penis? They're upside down if so.

Is it his eyes and the line extending from his head? There's the square of his head in the way so it just doesn't look like a penis to me.

I gather it's somehow penis related, yeah?

Rolder ,

Soongebob looks like he’s being shrink wrapped

Hegar ,
@Hegar@fedia.io avatar

Oh, that's it? Thank you! I never would've gotten this. I think it was the whole of sponge bob used as a metaphor for a single body part that was throwing me off.

Jacob_Hargreave ,

When you go in/out of water, put your thumb in the waistband and pull it open a few millilitres on the side ro let air out/in. No akwardly bloated or clung swim trunks.

Fredselfish ,
@Fredselfish@lemmy.world avatar

Your nipples get hard and cold so as a man you cross your arms across your chest.

0ops ,

Username checks out

TunaCowboy , to lemmyshitpost in The Olympics going crazy this year

Snoop ‘nothing but love and respect for Trump’ Dogg?

chuckleslord ,

Cause he saved a friend from death row. Hadn’t endorsed him during this election

ILikeBoobies , to lemmyshitpost in what a strange timeline we live in

Sure is lonely in here without the squid

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