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Marduk73 , to memes in would you eat him
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All up

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/05d3c4b8-5985-405c-94d6-4973d62b553f.jpeg

swab148 , to memes in would you eat him
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Double it

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to lemmyshitpost in i apologize for my wacky and uncharacteristic behavior 😔

Nice pussy.

CatZoomies ,
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Thanks! I just had it fluffed.

Fizz , to lemmyshitpost in i apologize for my wacky and uncharacteristic behavior 😔
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You cant hold that againt me, I’m a changed man (I changed 1s after being called out)

HEXN3T , to memes in no I will not skin my neighbors stop trying to tempt me stupid knife 😡
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This is in reference to a specific post, isn’t it? Was it on Tumblr? I can’t remember.

uservoid1 , to memes in no I will not skin my neighbors stop trying to tempt me stupid knife 😡

Feed your knives regularly and they’ll stop whispering, just saying

LemmyKnowsBest , to memes in no I will not skin my neighbors stop trying to tempt me stupid knife 😡

If anybody can relate to this post, please stay away from all sharp objects and seek therapy.

ByteOnBikes ,

Or just do what I do and shout, “Knife in my hands knife in my hands knife in my hands” so people step away from you until you’re finished knifing.

optissima ,

This makes it much harder to knife them tho

ryannathans ,

I’m gonna start swinging and if you get in the way it’s your own fault!

IkarusHagen2 , to lemmyshitpost in i apologize for my wacky and uncharacteristic behavior 😔

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats made me crazy.

ScruffyDucky , to memes in no I will not skin my neighbors stop trying to tempt me stupid knife 😡

I have a mumble rap version and they are annoying af

Rai ,

youtu.be/Khsvj36r8hg

(RIP also)

Sam_Bass , to memes in no I will not skin my neighbors stop trying to tempt me stupid knife 😡

There are things you can do to stop the whispers, schizzy

Asudox ,
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“I swear I am not schizophrenic! The knife really whispers into my ears at night!!! It’s all because we live in a simulation set by the government to regulate our bodies and take away our freedom🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲! Do you understand, peasant!?”

jubilationtcornpone ,

Have you tried wrapping your knives in tin foil? Should help keep the 5G away from them.

InputZero ,

The anecdotal odds are that you are living in a simulation though. I mean the simple math says that your odds are 1 over one whole value in infinity that you’re not. It’s just likely that whole value = 1.

doingthestuff , to memes in no I will not skin my neighbors stop trying to tempt me stupid knife 😡

I feel like this is a joke I’m not British enough to understand.

BudgetBandit , to memes in no I will not skin my neighbors stop trying to tempt me stupid knife 😡

About 150. That’s the amount people you need to forge a knife out of the blood of your enemies. This knife won’t whisper to you, because it is whisper.

Grumpy , to memes in no I will not skin my neighbors stop trying to tempt me stupid knife 😡

If you get a fancy expensive knife with super pointy tip, this temptation only increases.

MonkderVierte , to memes in no I will not skin my neighbors stop trying to tempt me stupid knife 😡

I think that’s on you, not on the knife.

thefrankring , to memes in no I will not skin my neighbors stop trying to tempt me stupid knife 😡
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I heard there are also chainsaws.

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