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TheLobotomist , (edited ) to pics in My Mantises Have Hatched!
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What plant is that? Love the little guy

Telstarado OP ,

That is actually a Sunflower! My wife has been planting them over the last 3 years or so and this year they’re upwards of 15 feet tall.

All of the neighborhood small animals are converging to eat the flowers, and the dogs are eating whatever the squirrels happen to drop.

TheLobotomist ,
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Thanj you for the reply! I’m sure they will be gorgeous with their ruthless tiny guardians!

hsl , to asklemmy in The new Reddits
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There is no real question here, removing per rule 1.

Kekzkrieger , to memes in I'm just so tired after work

Am i getting old if i feel the same way, i get really excited to have some time off to finally game only to then realize its really exhausting and i’d rather just watch some series or stream

DontMakeItTim ,

At some point you recognize the game is just giving you another to-do list.

spittingimage , to pics in My Mantises Have Hatched!
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I clicked thinking the headline sounded like something written by a low-ambition mad scientist raising a mantid army to conquer the local insect ecology. Imagine my surprise when I was right!

CaptainAlchemy , to pics in Week 2: Congratulations to BeardyGrumps for their photo of the week.
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This makes me wanna get my Sony DSLR and start taking photography lessons again, this is awesome!

Alchemy OP ,
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Please do! I love seeing peoples OC.

wazoobonkerbrain , to nonononoyes in Questing

My take on this is that the initial post was innocent. The followup was tongue in cheek.

So not a troll, but a clever recovery from a miscommunication.

stebo02 ,
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I’m pretty sure the initial post was tongue in cheek too. The title is too clickbait-y for it not to be

roboRoboat , to pics in My Mantises Have Hatched!

Woah, rad! Mantises (manti? mantopedes? 🤔) are the coolest.

GuyFi , to pics in Week 2: Congratulations to BeardyGrumps for their photo of the week.

One of the rare posts that make me go

HOLY SHIT

tapple , to memes in I'm just so tired after work

I feel like my steam library is just an ode to all the game streams I’ve watched.

fist_of_fartitude , to noncredibledefense in there are 0 stairs in Russia. just jump off airborne T-60 turret at desired elevation
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Zelensky is 5’7” (153.88 in non-freedom units), which coincidentally is the same as Putin’s height. Also, Pootpoot is widely suspected of wearing lifts in his shoes.

vanZuider ,

5’7” (153.88 in non-freedom units)

I don’t know what non-freedom unit you’re using, but in centimeters 5’7" would be ~170.

fist_of_fartitude ,
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Apparently the kind that result from me doing the math wrong.

404CameranotFound ,

For some reason I thought Putin was like 6’ x”

fist_of_fartitude ,
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I guess he is, technically, if you limit the value of x to at most -5.

404CameranotFound ,

Lol

givesomefucks , to mildlyinteresting in Asian earwax > Every other earwax

The genes aren’t unique to Asians, it’s just most have it over there.

Europeans are way more likely to just have one copy of the “Asian” gene than two copies tho.

Which fucking sucks, because you get both types of earwax and the gooey and flakey get all mushed up.

Resistentialism ,

And that, is how I imagine crunchy peanut butter

BowtiesAreCool ,

I think I just threw up in my mouth

ivanafterall ,
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Was it moist and gooey or dry and flakey?

Vaginal_blood_fart ,

Yes

DarkThoughts ,

That actually explains some things.

shootwhatsmyname , to programmerhumor in Hey friend. . . what do you mean it's 15:00?
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Sponsored by Google

phorq ,

Is that like AskJeeves? I’ve never heard of them.

Doomguy OP ,
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Let me ask the duck, and report back

root , to programmerhumor in Hey friend. . . what do you mean it's 15:00?
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One of the worst parts of return to site

Gangreless , to nonononoyes in Questing

Classic reddit shitpost

kolorafa , to programmerhumor in and people wonder why we say PHP is a meme

PHP Fatal error: Unparenthesized a ? b : c ? d : e is not supported. Use either (a ? b : c) ? d : e or a ? b : (c ? d : e)

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