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scarabic , to ukcasual in Leant the car to the Mrs while hers was in the garage.

Fackin’ birds, innit? /s

giant_smeeg OP ,

Luv me birds

giant_smeeg OP , to ukcasual in Leant the car to the Mrs while hers was in the garage.

And she adjusted every possible function on the chair and mirrors…

sexy_peach ,

talk to her about it if you’re unhappy.

giant_smeeg OP ,

Naa, much easier to moan here and fill up in the morning

sexy_peach ,

haha true

Brunbrun6766 ,
@Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world avatar

Yes? Every driver should adjust the seat and mirrors when entering the vehicle for safety. And she left you 12 MILES of fule left, plenty go get to a station and fuel up

giant_smeeg OP ,

Hrmm… are you affiliated with Mrs Giant_smeeg?

Brunbrun6766 ,
@Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, this is your Wife’s boyfriend

Bahalex ,

Looks like she left the right amount of fuel, OP even said he expected nothing less…

Sounds like Mr. Smeeg has some impossible to meet criteria.

sideone ,
@sideone@lemmy.world avatar

My car has different driver profiles, linked to separate keys. Unlock the car with your key and it sets the seat, mirrors, temperature and radio stations to my presets. It’s so nice.

giant_smeeg OP ,

Damn I mine has driver profiles you can select on the dash. Never used them, might have to look into it.

TeaHands ,
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That’s literally the fanciest thing I have ever heard of in my entire life.

giant_smeeg OP ,

That guy fucks

m15otw ,

Mine has buttons to set seats, you still have to do the mirror. It is wild how different my wife’s settings are to mine.

Brunbrun6766 ,
@Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world avatar

Okay captain money bags

tapple , to nonononoyes in Questing

Jesus that was a rollercoaster.

nailbar ,

I’m still on it. Does it imply the 13 was a typo or something else I didn’t catch?

Ooooh never mind now I got it. Missed the word “levels” completely.

Hunter2 ,

The numbers were in-game character levels, not their real-life age.

clutchmatic ,

Ok. So… Can they?

HobbitFoot ,

Of love…

Shardikprime , to lemmyshitpost in Just a quick reminder

Both of them have eyes. Makes you think

stebo02 ,
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the same amount even!

moritz , to linux in What's your opinion about Manjaro?

This site gives some reasons: manjarno.snorlax.sh

skomposzczet , to cat in Little man caught me spying on him

He doesn’t seem to care. Just chilling

hungryphrog , to cat in Little man caught me spying on him

paint me like one of your French kitties

WhyIDie , to cat in Mochi has a berry nose

looks ready to be picked

Panties , to cooking in flowery chocolate cake [homemade]

So pretty!

QuantumEyetanglement , to youshouldknow in YSK; Thunder for Lemmy is optimized for tablet/iPad

Thanks for this! Jerboa and Liftoff technically work in tablet view, but they are not yet optimized. Will have to give this a try 👍

TempleSquare , to softwaregore in My bad!

You’re bringing back nightmares from grad school. The “online” homework problems… Shudder.

MedicPigBabySaver , to cat in Mochi has a berry nose

Cutie

TTH4P ,

Seems like a perfect blend of PB and Choco mochi

fing3r , to programmerhumor in What did you see?!

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Interstellar_1 ,
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Or it links to a image but the image no longer exists

Myriadblue , to newcommunities in In 24hours, Meme about old memes pushes c/AntiqueMemesRoadShow to 7th largest community with "meme" in the title

Pushed it right to my block list.

Poggervania , to softwaregore in Reasons to keep McAfee:
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

If you don’t know how to uninstall McAfee, here’s a video detailing how to do so from the late creator, John McAfee.

ghariksforge ,

John McAfee was a legend!

federalreverse ,

That documentary about his life in Belize was rather scary. tldw: Barely legal mistresses paid to play along with his poop fetish, founding a pharma company with a single employee working from a small hut, then holding press conferences presenting fake medical breakthroughs, financing local gangs, corrupting police with gifts, having his neighbor killed, finally returning to the US and running as a presidential candidate for the Libertarian Party and occasionally gracing cable news as a technology expert.

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