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milicent_bystandr , to insanepeoplefacebook in They're pretty sure.

Begging everyone’s pardon, but that white thing on the right, rotated 90° clockwise, is the face of a cat.

Draw your own conclusions. (Pun intended.)

pearsaltchocolatebar ,

Looks more like a Guinea pig to me

Classy , to lemmyshitpost in Butterdog, the inverse

“Nah, I didn’t like that girl I went out with yesterday. She kind of had a bad personality… Butter dog though!”

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In , to lemmyshitpost in Pigs in a blanket for the lazy

According to the cube rule, these are both Calzones.

froh42 ,

Therefore they are soup.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

Yeah. Everything is soup with a good enough blender.

Pfeffy , to pics in Late night

How does this spambot have like 10 of the top 20 posts on all? Jesus.

Stamets OP ,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

Not a spambot. I’m a spamasshole. There’s a difference

Darkenfolk , to memes in not a bot

Stop being a bot{human} then, bot{degratory}.

RidderSport , to memes in priorities
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What the f*** is this? Where’s my TÜV? This is even a German license plate, what the third-world-hell is going on here

kionite231 , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks mom

I can feel the pain 🥲

abbadon420 ,

Are you baby jesus?

halvar ,

I’m whatever the opposite of glad is I’m not the only one.

m3t00 OP , to cat in I don't know what I want to eat
@m3t00@lemmy.world avatar

don’t believe this is AI. maybe a dumb filter. see source

Phoenix3875 , to funny in Now you're loving with portals

Hate to be that guy, but the back of the portal gate is wrong.

apfelwoiSchoppen ,
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Also those pesky necessary walls

odigo2020 ,

Perhaps they’re attached to the metaphorical walls the woman in blue has put up in the relationship, thus contributing to the man’s wandering eye?

GregorGizeh ,

Come on now, you love to be that guy.

Abzantheism ,
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Only reason they needed the addendum to their sentence is people like you.

GregorGizeh ,

It is just how we are, everyone loves to be that guy and know better. I love being that guy too.

Lemming421 , to cat in Today's Cat
@Lemming421@lemmy.world avatar

Shhhhh, it’ll be ok, just go to sleep…

Enzy , to funny in You can feel how cathartic this must have been for someone

Americans don’t like “ou” in their words.

So it is thereby, by law, and without question, “Drive throgh”.

Liz ,

Drive throo.

Liz ,

Drive throo.

humorlessrepost ,

Drive threw

PoolloverNathan ,

Drive thro

kewko ,

Drive true

zbyte64 ,

“withot”

shasta ,

That’s Canadian

CylonBunny ,
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Drive thru. This is actually a common spelling in the US.

Enzy ,

Yeah but they don’t spell “colour” as “colur”.

FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit got pulled over.
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“But my passport has five stars! Five!”

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

In case anyone was wondering, stars on a passport mean nothing.

TheFriar ,

DONT YOU DARE SAY SUCH BLASPHEMY! ALL OF MY SOVCIT FB friends WOULDNT LIE TO ME! AND YOU CAN TELL THEYRE MY REAL FRIENDS BECAUSE THEYRE NOT IN ALL CAPS!

(Or does that mean they’re the fake ones? lololol my own twisted ideology is too twisted for even lil ol me to follow uwu)

FlyingSquid , to programmer_humor in Mcafee accidentally made users call the devs of SQLite and complain.
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I used to tell people that John McAfee always exited a room by jumping through a window while yelling, “MCAFEE RULES!” Which he didn’t, but maybe he did? Anyway, I miss that crazy motherfucker. Sometimes nuts make the world more fun.

Buddahriffic ,

He was an interesting one but not a good one.

GeneralEmergency , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks mom

Extreme sounding

Vej , to memes in the evolution

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    Tja ,

    Magnum? Isn’t that a dong?

    Steve ,

    It can be both, why shouldn’t it??

    Viking_Hippie ,

    Condoms. Also ice cream originally developed in my home city. Chocolate, of course 😉

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