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aceshigh , to technology in very Reddit way of dealing with ending awards and coins.
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lots of people are giving away their coins. i have never received so many over the last couple of days.

anlumo ,

All of them will be lost once they disable displaying them, like tears in the rain.

thejml , to mildlyinfuriating in You can't uninstall this software without being forced to participate in their survey

“This software installer is almost as good as the one I used back in 1998 when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.”

aniki ,

get your own act.

notsure , to pics in Bee on my meyer lemon tree
@notsure@fedia.io avatar

she’s a butte! /s
great shot, too…

SJ_Zero , to mildlyinfuriating in You can't uninstall this software without being forced to participate in their survey
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“no” followed by 28 null characters and a small code payload that’ll crash their server (ok won’t work but it’d be funny)

ORO8ORO , to interestingasfuck in Liquid blood from 10,000-year-old mammoth (2013)
@ORO8ORO@lemmy.world avatar

Lick it

VanillaGorilla , to pics in Bee on my meyer lemon tree

I think we need [c|m]/beebutts over here

I_Fart_Glitter ,

I gotchoo fam. Fill er up!

!beebutts

TheGiantKorean OP ,
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

Lol nice! Posted.

Pandantic , to pics in Bee on my meyer lemon tree
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Look at that big bumble boi (prolly a girl tho).

BT_7274 , to programmerhumor in I can't imagine it any other way

I have never felt so personally called out. I love it. 

UltraMagnus0001 , to programmerhumor in I can't imagine it any other way

Like driving

Max17 , to pics in Bee on my meyer lemon tree
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Woa Woa easy there! That’s NSFW material ! /s

NutWrench , to technology in Advertising revenue in Twitter crashes by 50%
@NutWrench@lemmy.world avatar

Lol. “Negative cash flow.”

You’re broke. You’re f*cking BROKE.

traveler01 ,

Tesla has been breaking records on vehicle sales and the Model Y is top selling in various markets.

Tell me, how is he broke?

kameecoding ,

I mean, this is about twitter, why bring up Tesla?

traveler01 ,

Mate, you said Musk is broke.

kameecoding ,

well, wasn’t me, also you can’t tell if he said that about Musk or Twitter, since he used “you’re” which applies to both and since it’s about Twitter it makes more sense that it’s Twitter who is the “you” in the comment.

some_guy ,

Mate, you said Musk is broke.

As someone else said, I think it’s pretty clear they meant Twitter.

Trainguyrom ,

By my memory of the news at the time he had to take out a significant amount of debt to complete the purchase of Twitter, meaning that failing to make those mind boggling number of millions of dollars per month in debt payments would put him at risk of his assets being seized, such as his significant stake in Tesla.

The overwhelming majority of his wealth is tied up in Tesla stocks, so Tesla doing well while the vanity project he over-borrowed to complete crashes and burns just means either a painfully slow bleeding dry of Elon, or best case for Elon, Tesla manages to increase in value so much that it completely eclipses the loans for Twitter and he can cut his losses. I suppose there’s also the possibility that some insane windfall comes to Twitter and it can gain enough value to not be entirely overburdened by Elon’s debt

DzikiMarian ,

Negative cash flow means they are spending more than they are earning.

It doesn’t mean they don’t have money already.

arensb ,

But he’s not. He’ll be fine. He’ll always be fine.

It’s hard to comprehend just how vastly, mind-bogglingly rich the ultra rich are, so consider: according to Wikipedia, Musk’s net worth in July 2023 was about $239 billion. That means that he could lose 99% of everything he owns, and then lose 99% of what was left, and be left with over $20 million, more money than most of us will see in a lifetime.

He’s not going to be applying for EBT any time soon. Hell, he’s not going to be selling off the spare Lamborghini any time soon.

scarabic ,

Yeah he personally isn’t broke and no matter how much debt Twitter racks up, it can’t put him in the red. That’s just how corporations work.

Still, he borrowed that $44bil and will have to face the people who lent it to him. Apparent the service on that debt is already equal to Twitter’s total operating expenses. That’s real money.

WhY he’s lost by this is prestige. He lost the court case and demonstrably got taken to the cleaners. He hasn’t been able to turn the business around and in fact has made it worse. And his creditors are left holding the bag. That’s some real humiliation for someone like him.

cousinofjah ,
@cousinofjah@twit.social avatar

I have to believe that those who gave him that loan knew exactly the kind of shit show he would bring to Twitter and that was their goal - to make it wholly less relevant and less able to undermine them.

scarabic ,

Maybe to make it more conservative friendly. I can’t believe capitalists feared Twitter’ great journalistic power to hold them to account. But you’re right.

cousinofjah ,
@cousinofjah@twit.social avatar

@scarabic I was also thinking about foreign illiberal governments

scarabic ,

Oh like the Saudis? Good point

Uniquitous ,

Maybe the Saudis will Kashoggi him for losing their money. A man can dream, anyway

scarabic ,

Ooh an optimist!

Uniquitous ,

I lead a rich fantasy life.

arensb ,

Oh, just for contrast: imagine someone who graduates from med school, immediately gets a job as a neurosurgeon making $200,000/year — No, let’s say she really works hard, and is very good at her job, and spends wisely, and actually manages to save $200,000/year. Let’s say she manages to keep this up every year for 50 years. How much does she have when she retires? $20 million, less than if Elon Musk lost 99% of everything, and then lost 99% again.

schwim , to mildlyinfuriating in You can't uninstall this software without being forced to participate in their survey
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procrastinator ,

Beautiful

stebo02 ,
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the original copypasta

doyadig ,

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randomTingler , to technology in Advertising revenue in Twitter crashes by 50%
  • Your Google search result redirects to Twitter
  • you click and open the link
  • Twitter asks you to login to see the tweet.
  • You close that tab and move on to next search result.

Best way to avoid traffic to your site, then complain about revenue loss from advertisements.

traveler01 ,

Honestly my wild guess is that he’s trying to make Twitter profitable from subscription based services and not so much from ad revenue.

Can’t really have free speech if platform depends on advertisers and investors.

AChiTenshi ,

Perhaps. But a rather large issue arises when your content is generated primarily by users who wouldn’t want to pay for a service.

There is also the issue where if you are having to pay to get around interaction limits is it really free speech? Or just limited to those that can afford to pay?

traveler01 ,

I think these limits were increased to a point where they are not really bad or they were removed. The point of them was to prevent scraping to train AIs

Techmaster ,

Imagine using Twitter to train AI. “Why is my AI such an asshole!?”

traveler01 ,

Could be meant more like to influence elections…

Uniquitous ,

I’d argue it’s a poisoned dataset. You can’t validly train an AI based on content that contains a non-trivial percentage of bot-generated content.

EuroNutellaMan ,
@EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world avatar

He doesn’t really care about free speech. Just his opinions. (He is shadowbanning Ukrainian accounts btw)

traveler01 ,

Which accounts?

QuazarOmega ,
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antonim ,

Didn’t work when they blocked non-registered visitors.

QuazarOmega ,

It is working now though, the login restriction on the official Twitter website is still in place

antonim ,

Oh damn, I did realise it’s working again a few days ago, so I just assumed Twitter is open too.

kameecoding ,

medium started doing the same shit, sometimes it has interesting articles I’d like to read, but then they started putting in behind registration so I just no longer open medium links.

const_void ,
@const_void@lemmy.world avatar

Hell, medium should be paying me to read them

salient_one ,
@salient_one@lemmy.villa-straylight.social avatar

If it’s something interesting I would really like to read, I put it through archive.ph first.

arensb ,

Step 3: Profit!

u202307011927 , to mildlyinfuriating in You can't uninstall this software without being forced to participate in their survey
@u202307011927@feddit.de avatar

I think it’s funny how it says “Uninstall feedback”, like … duh I’m not uninstalling the feedback

Rokin , to interestingasfuck in Liquid blood from 10,000-year-old mammoth (2013)

Mammoth Park, let’s go, spare no expense

DogMuffins ,

Apparently the best we can do is elephants that look like mammoths.

Got_Bent ,

Best I can do for your mammoth blood is five bucks.

I’ve got to get it into a decorative vial, then I’ve got to store it until I find a buyer, and the market is super niche. If you had come in fifteen years ago when True Blood was all the rage, and the vampires were still out in the open, it would be a different story.

Zorque ,

Gotta get more frog dna in there.

bighi ,

Frogs are turning the elephants gay. Or something.

Fester ,

Life, uh, uhh…

Mythril ,

Or mammoth restaurant

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