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ReadFanon , to lemmyshitpost in providing dad with more toys
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This is even funnier if you assume that those messages were sent at 3am

theolodger ,

I mean, it doesn’t say 15:09

n3m37h , to mildlyinfuriating in Someone is going around my neighbourhood and sticking anti semitic messages to street lights.

There is only one religion that is worth while, pastafarianism

tinyVoltron ,
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Ramen

Nouveau_Burnswick ,

Maybe for those not wise enough to follow the old ways of Mandalore.

n3m37h ,

This was the way, then I got reeeeel fucking high and saw the all mighty noodle myself… those were great shrooms

qjkxbmwvz ,

As an ordained minister of The Church of the Latter-Day Dude…that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

lolcabanon , to programmer_humor in It always gets me

Am I the only one who only knew ctrl+y? I’ve been used to it since forever and never used ctrl+shift+z even tough I am a keyboard shorcut fanboy…

edit: also the logic behind ctrl+shift+z totally makes sense, i’ll try it everywhere now lol

_danny , to lemmyshitpost in The condom business does not seem sustainable tbh.

Stories I’ve heard in the last year from my friends and co-workers:

  • Bragging about how they got 5 hours of sleep last night because their newborn finally slept until 6am
  • A “funny” story about how their 5 year old managed to get a hold of some chewing gum and got it stuck in their hair and all over a rug
  • A potty training “success” story about how their toddler remembered to pull down their pants, but remembered mid shit they should have sat on the toilet, so they shat all over the bathroom.
  • They found a juice box their kid bit a hole into and then tucked under their car seat… By smelling it rotting

Trojan just needs to get a group of parents together to tell stories about their kids and paste them word for word on the back of their boxes.

hemko ,

Have we talked before?

RGB3x3 ,

As someone about to be a parent for the first time in the next couple weeks, I’m starting to understand why parents are so enamored with those little stories.

I’m so excited about being able to raise a little girl and really want to be able to teach her everything. My wife and I will be able to experience the world in a completely new way because our child will have that excitement about everything that adults lose over time.

To each their own, I completely understand why someone wouldn’t want kids, but I definitely think those stories are really the greatest things in the world to the parents. Because generally, a parent’s kid is the best kid in the world to them.

festemmie ,

thank you for telling us how good having a kid can be, when nost people just think of the bad that kids can bring to their parents life

TrustingZebra ,

This but unironically.

festemmie ,

it was already unironical

msage ,

But he doesn’t have a kid yet, just an expectation.

I’m all for optimism, but always be aware that children might not meet your expectations. There’s a family with 3 severely autistic kids, all of them need constant supervision and can’t do anything themselves.

Be excited about kids, but also mindful that it is going to take a lot from your life.

RGB3x3 ,

I’m totally aware it’s not all going to be perfect all the time, if ever, because that’s not how life works.

But I definitely already feel unconditional love for the little thing. And I feel like it’s giving my wife and I a different kind of purpose in life.

My mom told me once that the unconditional love is hard, especially when life gets difficult. But the proudness she feels and the fulfillment having kids brought to her life is indescribable.

It’s not for everyone, but for those who enjoy it find more fulfillment than any singular other life pursuit could bring.

msage ,

I love hearing all your positive attitude, and wish you all the best. I truly wish you have the best kid in the world, and I hope you both make each other the best version of yourselves. Have a good day.

CurlyMoustache ,
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I have coworker that is very good at her job, but lunch break is a pain. All she talks about is her kids. And when she does, she dominates lunch until lunch is over. If we talk about something else, she is quiet until there’s a split second pause in the conversation. Then she’s right in there with tidbits of what her kids said, did or something like that. Her kids are 10 and 12. They’re not cute anymore. She identifies her entire personality with her kids.

Luckily we can dictate ourselves if we want to come in to the office or work from home

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Wow, how dare they talk about their life.

_danny ,

Yes. That was my point. Definitely not that children are a handful and many people would rather not have that responsibility thrust upon them.

Silvia , to internetfuneral in The 2012 Baby
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Is that Mr. Popo?

joshuaacasey , to lemmyshitpost in providing dad with more toys
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Was thinking of a different, more adult kind of toy. Which technically I guess you could use a light saber for

moosetwin , to internetfuneral in You are loved.

I swear I’ve seen that website before, it was one where you could see random notes from other players of the website I think.

moosetwin ,

found it, website has not self-destructed yet

LINK

NumbersCanBeFun , to internetfuneral in Well?
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  • RedditRefugee69 ,

    Yeah also, they’re overlooking the fact that, while caused by chemicals, the feelings are still real and have value. Don’t believe me? Cut off your own hand and tell me how that feels

    Zorque ,

    Ah, the value in life is but pain.

    NounsAndWords ,

    feelings are still real and have value

    Subjective value. Equal to other things with subjective value. Like NFTs.

    yA3xAKQMbq ,

    and to really send it all home to you, eventually when the sun turns into a red giant it will consume the earth wiping out all of human history or anything you might have “left behind.”

    Wait, why stop here? After that, the universe will continue to expand and get colder until the Big Freeze.

    Be happy you can actually see the universe. Some aliens in a distant future might never be aware that there’s something else, because light will be shifted so far it’s impossible to understand. There will be less and less stars anyway, so it’s going to be a lot darker.

    Maybe protons aren’t actually stable and they will break apart too, at some point, and then the last thing will be black holes slowly dissolving due to Hawking radiation.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    fewer

    NathanielThomas ,

    I think the only thing that bothers me about dying is I don’t get to see how it all ends

    KingJalopy ,
    NathanielThomas ,

    These things actually bring me joy because it means my lack of accomplishments are meaningless. In five million years, a fart in the history of time, all mankind will be extinct and the fact I browsed Lemmy instead of doing meaningful things isn’t important whatsoever.

    Vilian ,

    Just enjoy the ride folks. We are here for a limited time. Try not to stress, do things you love and try not to be a dick to others in the process. You only get one chance to do this and today is the best day to start doing it right.

    you have a compelling argument, i’m droping college

    dmmeyournudes ,

    This is just the plot to evangelion.

    ComradeKhoumrag ,
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    Nah no way literally never gonna die nice try tho

    Pinklink ,

    Information is conserved

    sadreality , to mildlyinfuriating in Someone is going around my neighbourhood and sticking anti semitic messages to street lights.
    InLikeClint , to memes in Caught a week's ban on Facebook for this.
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    Yeah you're not missing much on facebook.

    BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

    If I didn’t have friends all over the world to stay in touch with I’d be gone.

    obinice , to memes in A true dilemma
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    Waddles? Is that you, Waddles?!

    thorbot , to lemmyshitpost in The condom business does not seem sustainable tbh.

    Yes because babies use condoms all the fucking time

    festemmie ,

    and they do not grow. they will just stay like that forever, with no bones

    Blyfh ,

    Wait, babies have no bones? I have been fooled!! /s

    basxto ,
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    *boners

    festemmie ,

    babies do not have bones or boners

    FARTYSHARTBLAST , to memes in Good morning from Canada.
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    Bring it on sky snake!

    MoonshineDegreaser , to internetfuneral in Well?
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    I hope one day in my quest for knowledge, I become so cynical that it’s contradictory

    Hazdaz , to mildlyinfuriating in Someone is going around my neighbourhood and sticking anti semitic messages to street lights.

    Are those actual real quotes? And if so… WTF??

    meiti ,

    There is an abundance of stupid quotes from people of all kind on this planet.

    These quotes are handpicked to hate, not to initiate discourse .

    Hazdaz ,

    Yes I understand that, but if those people had a following and support from the government or a political party it becomes much more serious than if it’s some random drunk after a Friday might bender.

    Badass_panda ,

    Two of them did have a considerable following and political support. Fortunately, those are the two quotes that are made up.

    Badass_panda ,

    The first quote is real, but out of context. It is from a book by a young Jewish author reacting to antisemitic racial theory with… Jewish supremacist racial theory. It straddles the line between satire and seriousness; it’s intentionally provocative.

    The second is certainly not real. It’s wildly out of character for Menachem Bagin, no attribution for it exists, it isn’t mentioned in any reporting of any event he appeared at or in any biography of him… it’s straightforwardly made up to suit an antisemitic fantasy.

    The third quote is also fake; it was made up in the early 2000s, about a decade after the rabbi in question (who was very prominent to hasidic Jews) died. It doesn’t make any sense in the context of Jewish theology or this particular rabbi’s teachings, but it does sound something an antisemitic conspiracy theorist would imagine a Jewish rabbi saying.

    Here’s the thing: I’m sure there are plenty of very real quotes by Jews saying awful stuff about non Jews – at the same time, whenever an Irish person says something idiotic, you don’t expect every other Irish person to have to prove to you they don’t share that opinion; that kind of behavior is basically the definition of bigotry.

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