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Thunderdonk4444 , to lemmyshitpost in Two Kinds Of Chocolate Available. You Decide

Wow, how is this the first time that I’m seeing this pic of trump having kaked his pants. Is it real? Why was this not viral?

unexposedhazard ,

Could also just be from falling on his ass while golfing but i wouldnt be surprised if its dookie.

Scribbd ,

Or his fake tan trikkled down his butt crack.

littletranspunk ,

I would expect a more even spread across the butt cheeks and not between them

SexualPolytope ,
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Klear ,

Many people are saying it’s true tho.

SkyezOpen ,

Many people, tremendous people, the best people… Everyone’s seen it. He shits his pants all the time. You know what I call him? Little donny shit pants, that’s what I call him. Because he shits his pants so much.

Fapper_McFapper ,

It is true, it says so right in this thread.

random_character_a ,
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

It was somewhat viral.

Only the caddy knows for sure.

spicytuna62 ,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

But what if nobody but the caddy smelt it? Is it the caddy, then, that dealt it and shat Trump’s pants?

Because if so, what a legend.

NABDad , to programmerhumor in crowdStrikeIsAVerbNow

On Friday, as we were running around the hospital where we work trying to get every computer working again, we were following the work-around to rename the Crowdstrike folder under C:\Windows\system32\drivers to “bad-CrowdStrike”.

When my coworker was typing the rename command, instead of typing “cro TAB”, he started typing “clo TAB”. He’d ask me why it wasn’t finding it, and I’d point out the typo.

I started saying, it’s not “CloudStrike”, it’s “CrowdStrike”.

By the end of the day, we were both a little loopy. I started typing “CloudStrike”, and cursing him out for screwing with my head. By the end of the day I wasn’t sure what it was either.

CloudStrike

CrownStrike

ClownStrike

It occurred to us that CrowdStrike is an absolutely terrible name. It sounds like a terrorist attack. Of course, it felt like one on Friday.

LiveLM ,

ClownStrike

A fitting rename after such a pathetic and catastrophic failure, that’s for sure.

flambonkscious ,

Yeah, let’s not key them get away with it. Clownstrike forever on

FrostyCaveman ,

CloudStrike

CrownStrike

ClownStrike

ClownStrife

Hazzia ,

Ah yes, the guy from FFVII

Stovetop ,
5redie8 ,

Yeah, I’m usually a big stickler for making sure I’m saying something right, but that name was tongue twistering me from the first time I tried to say it out loud. And we don’t even use them and weren’t hit in any way lol

hydrospanner ,

It occurred to us that CrowdStrike is an absolutely terrible name. It sounds like a terrorist attack. Of course, it felt like one on Friday.

When I first heard about what was going on, I assumed that “CrowdStrike” was not the name of the software/company, but rather some sort of advanced DDOS-like attack where they used systems they’d previously hacked and had them all do the same thing at once to another target.

NABDad ,

not the name of the software/company, but rather some sort of advanced DDOS-like attack

As we’ve discovered, both can be true.

Caspase8 , to memes in Helth?

Oh egads, my toilet is ruined!

EnderMB , to linuxmemes in Tough choice

I’ll sit next to 1, and I’ll spend the entire flight talking to him about my .NET setup on Windows and how to date Visual Studio is still the best IDE available for any mainstream programming language.

cley_faye ,

The good old lying approach, I see.

EnderMB ,

Name an IDE that is better.

Miyabi ,

There is some that are faster and probably lighter and more efficient. But better, no. VSCode takes the cake. I use VSCodium.

InFerNo ,

VS is not VSCode, not even comparable

flying_sheep ,
@flying_sheep@lemmy.ml avatar

You say that as if somebody was disputing that.

EnderMB ,

I’d consider vscode to still be a text editor, although I do really like using it for TypeScript. For me, VS still takes the crown because it’s just so good at debugging and evaluating C#. It’s hard for anyone to compete since Microsoft largely owns (yes, I know the .NET Foundation is responsible for .NET) the whole ecosystem.

sheogorath ,

I’m more partial to Zed now. I like to type in high FPS.

woelkchen ,
@woelkchen@lemmy.world avatar

VS Code is a code editor, not an IDE.

flying_sheep ,
@flying_sheep@lemmy.ml avatar

The distinction ceased to be meaningful the minute language servers got introduced.

EnderMB ,

True. If I were to count text editors then vscode would probably be the winner. TypeScript support in vscode is just beautiful.

herrvogel ,

Vanilla vscode is not an IDE, true. But that’s a moot point as you can load that shit up with a bajillion extensions and turn it into what’s basically a proper IDE.

smb ,

i somehow feel this might be sort of a vim-vim situation 😁

EnderMB ,

Aside from being boomer tech, I’d say that both are text editors.

Blackmist ,

Have you heard of our lord and saviour, Delphi?

maniii ,

Oh man. I miss Delphi days.

Blackmist ,

I wish they’d open source it.

I don’t think anything else comes close for just dropping a bunch of shit on a form and running it.

PlexSheep ,

I haven’t. What’s that and does it come close to neovim?

Blackmist ,

I think it’s a different beast entirely.

The open source alternative to Delphi is Lazarus if you’re that way inclined.

A lot of Delphi was the work of Anders Hejlsberg, who you might remember from other little known languages such as C# and Typescript.

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Even for dotnet, I prefer rider

EnderMB ,

I was so excited for Rider, especially since I do like some of the features of other JetBrains IDE’s, but I’ve found it just too unreliable when it comes to build support, and despite years of dominance in tooling from the ReSharper days VS intellisense is just much nicer. It’s very close though, and IMO Rider is nicer to use for C# than IntelliJ or PyCharm are for their respective languages.

areyouevenreal ,

Any of the JetBrains suite.

EnderMB ,

IntelliJ is a blight on humanity.

urandom ,

Someone hasn’t used eclipse, I see

EnderMB ,

Eclipse is the Trump to IntelliJ’s Hillary.

areyouevenreal ,

Says person who thinks Visual studio is the best IDE

EnderMB ,

It has seamless integration with the language and framework, and to date (outside of TypeScript support in vscode) I’m yet to use anything that comes close to the level of control in debugging. IntelliJ shits the bed at even basic Gradle builds.

Phoeniqz ,
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Suprised nobody mentioned Neovim yet

LBP321 , to lemmyshitpost in Kids and their computers these days.

Beep boop die.

Retrograde , (edited ) to foodporn in Homemade BLTs and Fried Mushrooms 🥓🥬🍅🍄🍻
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

My Welsh grandpa always used to say that BLTs are America’s greatest invention and I’m inclined to agree… I love BLTs 😌

pewpew , to linuxmemes in Tough choice
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Who tf let a pack of wolves on to a plane?

fishbone ,

Dunno, but I’m looking to find out. Give me 2 all the way.

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar
fishbone ,

Inside every human is two wolves.

Only rarely is a human inside two wolves.

uebquauntbez ,

Sequel to ‘Snakes on a plane’

schnurrito , to programmerhumor in crowdStrikeIsAVerbNow

funny thing is I, and probably most people, had never even heard that there was something called “CrowdStrike” until Friday of last week

IndiBrony ,
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I’m a Formula One fan. The Mercedes team are sponsored by them. You see their logo every time you see an on board shot of the cars.

I had no idea until this weekend.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ca0b1675-271e-4137-9ce8-1c4a20c3bc9d.jpeg

5redie8 ,

Over/Under on the amount of time before that logo gets removed?

gravitas_deficiency ,

End of season, at least, or whenever the livery/sponsorship contract runs out. Mercedes isn’t liable to care too much - it’s just a livery.

Sleepkever ,

Well you say that but their pit wall on Friday said otherwise Mercedes F1 pit wall with blue screens of death

IndiBrony ,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

I dunno how blind I have to be to miss this for all this time, but the air vents they have on the pit wall are the same air vents you get on a Mercedes-Benz.

It makes perfect sense, but it’s rather amusing 😂

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy ,

I knew of falcond as the service that makes my work mac run slow.

Unfortunately, having a mac meant i didn’t get friday off unlike most of the rest of the company

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

Same for me with Solar Winds, Equifax, SVB and Ashley Madison.

Weird to think that some kind of major catastrophe in the future could again be caused by some company that exists right now, but am unaware of.

CosmicTurtle0 ,

Are you not in the US? Equifax is a credit bureau and if you’ve never heard of them, you never needed credit or you’re not from the US.

The other three, I’ve only heard of Ashley Madison because they had a very aggressive ad campaign before ad blockers became ubiquitous. One could say it was ads like theirs that made ad blocking a requirement.

tourist ,
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Yeah, I’m not in the US. The first time I heard about them was when they shit the bed.

Hazzia ,

Something I heard about recently is that it’s unnervingly common for the stock prices of unknown but really important companies like these to shoot up following an outage because it reveals to stock investors how mich of a monopoly it has in an area.

sdcSpade ,

When I heard “CrowdStrike” took down operating systems everywhere, I thought it was the name of a virus or a group of hackers. I’m not the only one hearing an inherent villainy in that name, right?

expr ,

Oh, if you worked at a company that uses them (which is a lot of companies), you’d definitely be familiar with them as they hog up a ton of fucking CPU/disk. I basically had an entire CPU core dedicated to running their bullshit.

lazynooblet , to foodporn in Homemade BLTs and Fried Mushrooms 🥓🥬🍅🍄🍻
@lazynooblet@lazysoci.al avatar

I could maybe manage half of one sandwich. Is this a meal for a family of 4?

deepdivedylan OP ,
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Even worse: I have kitties to feed! 😻😹😺🐾

AlexWIWA , to greentext in Anon is asking the difficult questions

Ended up with 1. 2 just isn’t worth it. Every time they went crazy

prof ,
@prof@infosec.pub avatar

I’ll take my mentally stable wife scrolling Instagram stuff daily over my nutcase ex that I could game with.

AlexWIWA ,

100%. And it’s not like she won’t occasionally game anyway.

AceFuzzLord , to lemmyshitpost in 6/10 sandler supremacy

From what a group I watch on yt have said, it seems like my gen and younger don’t even have a favorite Adam Sandler film. Pretty sure they’re millennials, so there’s pretty much no doubt they know their Adam Sandler films.

Don’t remember the video, but it kinda make me sad considering he’s more or less a campy film legend, minus a few less campy films like Click that I personally couldn’t consider quite campy and instead more on the line of family friendly horror.

Forester ,
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His range is amazing. I think it’s because he’s from the “Deep South”

snausagesinablanket , to lemmyshitpost in What Can Be, Unburdened By What Has Been
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AVincentInSpace , to programmerhumor in crowdStrikeIsAVerbNow

an operating system that allows third-party ring 0 access

Linux with eBPF:

https://i.imgflip.com/30r1af.png

witx , (edited )

Yes. I’m no security expert, but ebpf always seemed a bit weird to me. But in the end how much different is it from kernel drivers?

FaceDeer ,
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Shush, this is an opportunity for people to dump on Microsoft, if you take it from them they'll turn on you.

33550336 , to linuxmemes in Tough choice
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2, without hesitation. Can’t be so bad.

iAvicenna , to cat in Little demon
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WAKE UUUUUUUUUP!

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