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jewbacca117 , to mildlyinteresting in My shredded potatoes came with some disassembly required.

Deconstructed shredded potato

Melatonin , to funny in True love

Life tip: if you don’t already KNOW the answer is yes, don’t ask. It’s too early.

workerONE , (edited )

I had a girlfriend asking me like twice a week for a year- when I was going to propose and then I did and she said no. Edit I’ll add too for your consideration the fact that months earlier I had asked her what she wanted for Christmas and she said a ring, so we looked at rings and then I bought one for her and when I gave it to her for Christmas she was upset that I didn’t propose.

Badeendje ,
@Badeendje@lemmy.world avatar

When they ask you like that… it’s the queue to have a conversation on the F-ing subnect. What are your hopes and dreams, kids, quick wedding or elaborate… you know… discuss what the future would hold together.

Once you have had those conversations you also know what the answer to a proposal will be.

workerONE , (edited )

We did all of that but then her mom got her into the church again and she decided she wanted someone who went to the same church and after she said no she told me maybe if I joined her church. Her church beat two children to death trying to expel demons and the pastor had a big private jet so I couldn’t join that church. Edit: besides the church thing, she didn’t believe in evolution and wasn’t going to teach her kids that evolution was real, a big problem for me. I might delete this stuff later, I never share online

ElJefe ,

Sounds like you dodged a large bullet there

KellysNokia ,

Or speedrun the rejection with a ring from Claire’s 5 for $5

RamblingPanda , to mildlyinteresting in My shredded potatoes came with some disassembly required.

You can carve a hash pipe out of the potato. Or use it to lure hobbits.

LillyPip OP ,

Aw, now I wish I hadn’t broken out the grater. Who will carry this ring to Mordor now?

RamblingPanda , (edited )

Don’t look at me, I pooped my pants when I saw the eye of Sauron.

Bishma , to lemmyshitpost in Scotty, one to beam up
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Its a beam now, but it started as a standard duranium test cylinder. So Scotty’s got some work to do.

TNG era transporter test cylinder

jimitsoni18 , to technology in Some basic info about USB

Meanwhile my thumb drive:

The best I can do is 20Mbps with the curve xy = 1

sugar_in_your_tea ,

Mine is worse, it says it can do way more than 20Mbps, but once the buffer is exhausted, it hangs frequently. And this isn’t some random POS from AliExpress, I bought it retail at BestBuy.

balderdash9 , to mildlyinfuriating in My local Publix removed the water dispenser

Water? You mean that stuff that goes in toilets?

Rhynoplaz , (edited )

Next you’re going to tell me it has what plants crave.

n3cr0 ,

Don’t be foolish! Of course, we have Gatorade for that.

kautau ,

What the heck’s this Gatorade. We got Brawndo. It’s got electrolytes

sasquash ,

Water? I don’t drink water. Fish fuck in it.

desktop_user ,

monster is clearly superior in every way, it gives you the jutters, tastes toxicly sweet, is bubbly, and most importantly isn’t flat.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

It has what plants crave!

TachyonTele , to funny in Don't give Space Karen any money, just DIY.

It’s gotta be illegal to drive on the roads with that much style.

reddig33 , to mildlyinfuriating in My local Publix removed the water dispenser

You have to wonder what idiot thought this was a good idea. It just means people will grab a soda and not pay for it.

sunzu2 ,

That's a crime bro!!!!!

Call the police!

NutinButNet ,

That’s probably their argument. They probably thought that by removing the water option, people won’t be able to sneak soda and pretend they were getting free water.

ZeroTwo ,

Really sucks for us non soda drinkers. Maybe they think “if we remove the free water, people will spend money on a soda.” Nah. Not me.

NutinButNet ,

Yeah it’s not a good solution at all. Would have been better to have a separate place for water to serve both purposes. I see a lot of places that will have a glass pitcher dispenser on the side of a soda dispenser just for water.

The water usually tastes better from these, anyway. Not polluted by the sugary soda/carbonation that comes from the same dispenser.

Would also be obvious that someone isn’t getting free soda and pretending to get water since it’s a totally different place.

Donjuanme ,

Or it broke?

Noodle07 , to lemmyshitpost in Bean beam

We told you jet fuel could melt steamed beans!

baatliwala , to technology in Some basic info about USB

“Basic”

FartsWithAnAccent , to mildlyinteresting in My shredded potatoes came with some disassembly required.
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

Isn't shredding deconstruction?

Betty_Boopie , to funny in True love

Good news! This ring also comes in fuchsia pink with piss yellow sapphires:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/dc61c5aa-13ae-4eb7-83c3-c644606cb92c.png

yuri ,

yella rubies glistenin like PISS

rustydrd ,
@rustydrd@sh.itjust.works avatar

JFC, does this guy specialize in making rings that look like shit?

Betty_Boopie ,

I feel like even calling this a ring is an insult to actual jewelry

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8f1ea17e-c4db-4c08-9abb-651dad275ca0.png

Valmond ,

When you want a ‘no’

UnderpantsWeevil , (edited ) to mildlyinfuriating in My local Publix removed the water dispenser
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

I can’t go in get a cup and fill it with water to have a drink while I shop anymore.

You can if you’re ballsy enough.

Samsonreturns , to mildlyinfuriating in My local Publix removed the water dispenser

I would be willing to bet that the water dispenser arm has snapped off. And I know from experience, coke takes FOREVER to send a tech out to fix their machines.

Donjuanme ,

Came to say the exact same thing!

Stupid plastic parts.

bonn2 ,

Yeah, hey op try looking under where it was, there may still be enough of the arm left to still use it anyways.

bad_alloc , to technology in Some basic info about USB

Also don’t forget the dubious AliExpress devices that have all these symbols, no data lines, Vcc at 12V and ground attached to a loose M8 nut.

tal , (edited )
@tal@lemmy.today avatar

I guess they could have a USB certification body, kinda like UL is for wall power devices, and require that a device have an certification ID number on it that you could look up in their online database to qualify. I mean, you could forge a fake number that doesn’t map to anything, but I feel like that’s a higher bar than just throwing a USB symbol on there. Like, you gotta know that you’re doing something fraudulent in that case.

investigates

Huh.

Apparently UL does certify USB devices. I have no idea how to tell whether a UL-marked device of a given age is certified to do what from the logo alone, though. I guess you could look it up with UL.

www.ul.com/services/ul-taiwan-usb-test-lab

I bet that only my high-power USB chargers have it, though. Honestly, I didn’t even know that they covered USB, wouldn’t have looked for a UL mark on USB devices.

investigates

Well, my Logitech F710 gamepad does have a UL mark. That’s some proprietary wireless standard, uses AA batteries. Dunno whether they certified it for wireless or power safety or whatever.

looks further

I have a wired USB gamepad with a bunch of Chinese characters, the URL “www.izdtech.com”, no USB labels, and no UL mark.

I have a wired/wireless USB 8Bitdo gamepad with a CE mark, USB symbols, and no UL mark (I understand that CE doesn’t work like UL. It doesn’t indicate that any independent organization has tested the device, just is a concise way to state that the device manufacturer states that the device conforms to some set of standards).

I have a 100W USB PD “Nekteck” charger with a UL mark and some ID number that looks to be associated with that, no CE mark, an FCC mark that I assume is related to RF interference compliance, an enormous USB standard mark with the 100 watt capability listed, and some sort of mark with a box inside another box that I don’t recognize.

I have an SIIG USB audio interface that has no USB labels, a CE mark, an FCC mark, and no UL mark.

I have a USB-powered audio mixer that has no USB labels, no FCC mark, no UL mark and a CE mark.

I have a laptop USB charger that has no USB labels, a CE mark, multiple UL marks, one of which appears to be in some sort of teardrop-looking thing, some “UK CA” mark that I assume is some kind of UK regulatory body. It’s got that same mysterious “box in a box” mark that I saw before, “VI” in a circle, a picture of a house, some “NYCE” mark, and a “NOM” mark.

I bet that most people have basically no idea what any of this means. I probably know what more of it means than the average person, but definitely not enough to extract a whole lot of information from this. And all of these have a different set of marks; there is no least-common-denominator mark.

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